Got it insured with Hagerty yesterday, so I could use their free towing today 😓 1 mile from home on it's first drive on the streets to get gas

Bro ham!

"still punk as ****" I whisper as I print my directions

Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer

Re-do college football play! #weirdCFB youtu.be/pZBiRGG-t7A?...

What kinda shit is this. The cars and parts yearn to be seen!

When your wife sends you a vanity plate pic, you know it has to be good

Who else just changed the channel

lol #pihole #victory

Tired: gingerbread house Wired: charcuterie chalet

Tired: gingerbread house Wired: charcuterie chalet

Sam Altman working hard to give us an entire generation of blind welders.

GWAGONE #weirdcarBS

If you see this, post an album cover with a car (truck, motorcycle, tractor) on it.

Dottie is melting. Melting!

It’s NEC Classic Car Show weekend and once again I’ll be watching from afar, but from what I’ve seen so far this ‘68 Ford LTD Country Squire looks superb.

become ungovernable

What could they possibly be hiding behind these doors?

Buying lotto tickets today Cardle 1/5 Streak 3🔥 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

At least this Senna owner acknowledges what we’re all thinking… #vanityplate

MIL is staying with us (wife's step dad is in the hospital), so here's a another inevitable thread of weird stuff she says... Let's go! * This text I just got from my wife about our niece's plans to host a NYE party at our house while we are out of town

How it started | How it's going

Wanna see a 405/25 R24 Pirelli tire? #weirdcarBS

Well it's finally happened. After 2+ years it's finally graduated car college and is back home.

Happy decorative towels that don't dry your hands season

Beautifully written summary of game 7. Baseball, man. Baseball.

Watching on mute. Is there something I should know??

Not a cruise guy, but never been on one. Wife guilts me into going on one w friends btwn Xmas and New Year's. First I was told it's only 6 days (!) now the truth came out it's really 8 effing days! So I'm usually an X days +1 guy, but this will be X² underwear packing event. #seaqueasy

This is me and my alarm clock tomorrow morning but reverse

CBS pre game show is so cringey. Dumb.

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

These two teams play 100 games Dodgers would win 51...

Trick or treating and found a #weirdcarBS mystery. What's under the car cover??

It’s finally here

DNS. Specifically hyperscale cloud service provider DNS.

[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??

Great. Now Azure portal DNS is down.

Do you think Bill Gates is using ChatGPT to see if the Dodgers or Blue Jays will win the World Series?

8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, 8 hours for baseball

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

Interviewer: how do you feel about your performance Ohtani: Fuck off I have to pitch tomorrow don't you have a family to go home to *pause* Interpreter: I feel great

Free baseball + Eastern timezone = bad tomorrow

Mookie Betts was named winner of the prestigious Roberto Clemente Award "for his many extraordinary efforts including supporting young people in a variety of ways and helping victims of the Los Angeles fires." The award is based on character, community involvement and philanthropy. Such as:

I’m back on TikTok basically just to make videos about my various Wikipedia rabbit holes because my loved ones are sick of me and if I can’t talk about them I’ll die. Here’s one about Rube Waddell.

Here's a hint for today... Cardle 4/5 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

Commute home plate spotting

A few ways to read this... #weirdcarBS

A lowered MB wagon would fix me

Got a lot uncles (5 on Mom's, 4 on Dad's - lame uncle side) so here's some quick stories. Mostly random, nothing revolutionary like in the thread! * Have an uncle who's uncle was thee John Wooden * Machinist uncle (think tiny precision aerospace stuff) works for 30+ years in the same shop...