IMPORTANT YARN BUYING UPDATE. This picture was taken at my local Michael's. It's finally real 🙏😭❤️🧶

I wonder how many hours of no commentary Stardew Valley playthroughs I've watched this year 🤔

Performative beanie wearing grinds my gears.

It's couch rot season

Family photo of Bluey, Bingo, and Muffin before they make it to their forever home tomorrow 💙🧡🩶🧶 Pattern by PlushCrochetToy on Etsy

Hi Muffin! 🩶🖤🤍🧶

Knocked out a cat toy real quick this morning 🥰🧶 I use my yarn scraps to make these lil guys and each one is unique. Love em!

She's almost here! 😍🧶🩶

I just love the difference a few stitches make in these little paws 🥺🥰🧶

I just reported a Christmas playlist on Spotify as offensive content.

This lil guy brought to you by the 127 hour no commentary playthrough of Tears of the Kingdom 😂 🧶

Oh! Hey Bingo. How are you? ☺️ 🧡 🧶

I want what the yetis in Twilight Princess have 🥺🥰❄️

Do you think British people are sad they don't get to write the letter "z" more often?

Bluey turned out pretty dang good! 🥰🧶💙

Diet Dr Pepper cans are thicker than other cans, right??

No Blueys were harmed in the making of this....Bluey 😂💙🧶

The last time I made Bluey, Bingo, and Muffin I updated my pattern notions to use a couple Michael's brand yarns. Guess what colors they discontinued? Come. On. 🤣🙄🥲🧶

Never stop telling a girl she's pretty no matter how long you've been together.

I will recognize the AOL Messenger sign off door slam sounds for the rest of my life

I like how my goal this year was to complete my crochet WIPs and I have more now than the start of the year 🤣🧶

Love how these McDonald's ads about the value meals being back act like they're doing us a huge favor. Yeah assholes maybe if you hadn't have gotten greedy you wouldn't have to change your pricing. Dumbasses.

Family photo 😍 Yoshi, Toadette, Toad, and Shy Guy are off to their forever home 🧶

If it quacks like a duck...it's probably a Shy Guy 🤔❤️🧶 Pattern by XicotetAmugurumis available on Etsy

Who's the cute boy with the white jacket and the thick accent? 👀

Me and who

Maybe I should start playing the lottery 🤔

I am ready for tights season 🙏

I want to live in detached housing so I can sing as loud and late as I want

That yarn stash is finally paying off!!

Yesssss!! Finally. Banana perfection.

Wow my yarn prediction skills have been WAY off lately. I'm going to be short on three different colors and they're all Big Twist brand 🥲🧶🥲

Really tryin' to persist through these horrors.

BANANA UPDATE I got a paper bag with my groceries today and the bananas are in the paper bag.

Me to the bananas I bought a week ago that I'm still waiting on to brown so I can bake with them

Hoot hoot! Happy Friday ❤️🦉🩷 Pattern available on Etsy from diminu

How do people continue to function after Wednesday?

Good.

Could a depressed person make ...THIS?! Yes, obviously because I did. Hi Toadette! You're very pink and very cute 🩷🧶 Pattern by AzeliaCrochet available on Etsy

So many selling points about AI revolve around time savings. I don't want to save time. I want less shit to do in general.

I'mmmmmmm gonna swingggg from the chandelierrrrr from the chandelieeeEEEEEEEER 🍄🧶 iykyk

Ricky Martin or Enrique Iglesias?

I am such a sucker for a Spanish guitar 🫠🥰

Some happy little dumpster fires hanging out on the desk 🧶❤️‍🔥

I am SO starting my instacart day with a Dunkin coffee tomorrow. Hell yeah.