Age play but theyre both old people complaining about their joints and poor stamina

You agree

Calamity becomes horny on main

I could say a siren's charm wouldn't work on me but if they told me there were fat lactating mermilfs waiting for me on the seafloor, well I can't miss that opportunity now can I?

I love having double standards that favour women

Need to get pregnant with a stillborn and carry it to term so i get wide hips and produce breast milk all without the kid at the end of it

I remember playing a videogame as a kid and letting myself get eaten by the carnivorous plant enemies over and over because it made me feel a certain way..... anyway unrelated but I'm into vore

Ooou giguntic bonar

Please help me get the fuck out of here bsky.app/profile/andr...

bug horse my beloved

I feel like if a lot of trans women are voicing their disappointment and upset about something, and your response is to think said trans women are being ridiculous and overly critical, maybe you aren't as much of a safe space for trans women as you think you are and that's not a good thing.

I dont even have it in me to read the Djordje Martinovic Inccidemt Wikipedia...

Whatever

Whatever. Lets all get back into kinning

Cunty kong

We souping on company time

All my life, i thought doing things like drawing in class was bad, and getting distracted. But after an incident today, i think i realised, i do such things as a form of mood regulation.

Im so glad there's a photo function in DK Bananza so I can take pics of DKs fat ass

It’ll never wash off

"Sperm" really is the perfect word for them

Cant stand on my feet for too long bc my legs/knees/ankles hurt. Can't sit down (on a stool or upright chair) because my back hurts

Why am i in my mid 20s with everything wrong with me #MyEverything #MyPersonalTorment

Maaaaybe i should bite the bullet and apply for PIP already. So i can buy things like a new, softer mattress, perhaps a back brace and other physical aids like that telescoping collapsable stool (🥴)

#deltarune #krusie let's hangout together for the rest of our lives or something dude 💍🤜🤛

Need a trunk job from an elephant girl

Whats everyones favourite bananza form?

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

Savvy wants to play touys but I simply havent got the energy to do it 😔 she doesnt leave my side though, it's nice to have the company while I'm recovering in bed

Idk if it's normal bc it may be my fault somewhat but man, my back hurts

Obsessed with this cat and her single prominent white whisker

Sensational things are happening in my notes app

Sometimes, I get sad that I still can't get myself to draw as often, even though I'd like to. But the thing is, I'm doing so many other things in spite of this. I think it's important to be where I'm at. A bit of crop rotation. When I would draw loads, I wasn't working on my irl social life as much.

I hope i witness the fall of the US in my lifetime

This bullshit bill is called The "Anticorruption of Public Morals Act". If you live in Michigan, please call, fax, and email your representatives and Governor Gretchen Whitmer to veto it.

I wanna draw Cunty Kong. Remind me to draw Cunty Kong

The rim light is very necessary

I know her name now, but she will forever be Cunty Kong to me

Girl where the fuck is my bus going???

Being disabled makes having casual conversations so weird to navigate bc i would happily tell you all about how i identified why my joints keep hurting and am fixing the issue for ages but that's probably not an engaging topic for most. But I wont wanna talk about anything else

I dont listen to mainstream music but im subjected to the radio at work and i truly cannot comprehend how Taylor Swift is heralded the way she is. Her music and voice is just mediocre.

a comic i made while bored

Hey, if I have any UK followers, this is closing in on the "They have to at least respond" bit if you ain't signed yet And yeah it can be a bunk response like with the Online Safety Act one but it is also an on the record thing which can at least be a mystery mouskatool for later

Im a little bit fascinated about how Age of Imprisonment is going to handle its story because we already know how it ends in totk.

Started playing Donkey Kong Bananza recently and it is very fun

Hey yall, im a trans woman of color and former survival sw and im in really really desperate situation rn and any kind of help is a massive blessing. Paypal: [email protected] 💸💕 🏳️‍⚧️🚨 Mutual aid, helpsky #mutualaid #MAboost #transmutualaid #trans #BIPOCMA #helpsky

How do they know a footjob from a fat mousegirl isn't the cure for cancer?

There is a running joke with me that I cannot cook for shit and today I tried making pasta from the packet - literally a toddler could make this - and...... well

Very excited to see Queen Gibdos look in AoI

Oooo i just saw a post saying the totk sages (old ones) share the same name as the divine beasts. That's a pretty neat idea imo