"I had to sneak that in there." I'm glad you did Jake, I was getting worried nobody else was gonna do it #LateLateToyShow

Roy Keane helping a kid with Tourette's suspended in the air to grab toys for children in hospital. I fucking love this country #LateLateToyShow

I will kill and die for Keelan!!! #LateLateToyShow

You had me Declan. You had me in the palm of your hands. And then you 6 7'd it. You're fucking dead to me, Declan #LateLateToyShow

You don't need the context, but I saved Christmas today

Right, time to go save Christmas

Note to self: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

I think I'm migrating over here completely now. Twitter is just beyond a dumpster fire now

Dublin, you sexy bastard

Work email: That's a wrap on another series, well done everyone. Me:

Be my Valentine? Naaaah Free my Palestine 🇵🇸

I'm fucking wrecked and disappointed beyond belief at the shame of finishing second in the pub quiz last night, but we power on regardless! Mup the BIG DÉARDAOIN ENERGY 💪🏻

I've been awake since 5:30, flew to London for work, have flown back and now on the way to the bar to cash in on my tab and to win another quiz. LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!

First celebrity death of the year always hits you hardest

It wasn't a BIG DÉARDAOIN ENERGY 💪🏻 Déardaoin. It was in fact a laboured Déardaoin. Fuck tgis stupid storm. Stay safe everybody

You're doing dry January? Shouldn't be difficult for you, you're dry every other month of the year. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Twas a fucking cold BIG DÉARDAOIN ENERGY 💪🏻

Right. There's my 2025 predictions

Last year I did a list of predictions for 2024. I'm giving myself half a point for the Oasis one. 2025 predictions coming this evening

KENNY!!!!!!

Every comedian I've seen perform this year. *inhales* Adam Rowe, Vittorio Angelone, Daniel Sloss, Kai Humphries, Mark Nelson, Martin Angolo, Andrew Maxwell, Dara Ó Briain, Marcus Brigstocke, Paul Smith, Lori Smith, Tamer Katan, Scott Bennett, Rob Rouse, Ryan Cullen, Emmanuel Sonubi, Nish Kumar...

He must have watched the new Wallace and Gromit too

Grease is on, which means Dad telling the same fucking story about how they never sold a 1:18 scale model of Greased Lightning they used at the end of the film but they did sell the maroon and silver one you see during the song but he refused to get it cos it looked shite

After dealing with a throat infection for the guts of a week I finally got some sweet sweet penicillin

Bart Johnson is one of the fucking coolest guys around. I remember my old secondary school in rural Wicklow performed High School Musical one year, he somehow found out about it and sent the kids a good luck message. Always has been and always will be a good guy

Me and the boys cleaned out the city bank, now on the way to bust out my cousin Luigi

This is the one time where the children's hospital not being finished is probably a good thing

€4,154,168. Nothing brings out the best in this country like the Toy Show ❤️ #LateLateToyShow

Tubridy at home seeing Patrick come back after the break in yet another different outfit #LateLateToyShow

Saoirse ⭐❤️ #LateLateToyShow

The amount of costume changes Paddy has done already tonight. Tubridy could never #LateLateToyShow

Nothing warms my heart more than when you know exactly what's about to happen and you know the kids are about to be starstruck. It's wonderful #LateLateToyShow

Brian is going to be our Irish Wolf of Wall Street #LateLateToyShow

I will kill for Star! I will die for Star!! #LateLateToyShow

Live shots of your dad after getting carted out of the polling station after spoiling his succulent vote while screaming "IRELAND IS FULL" #ge24 #Election2024

In the pub, early kick off pending, all my Christmas shopping is done. I'm feeling very smug altogether

To all the Conor McGregor fans out there who after this trial are sitting there wondering to themselves "What part can I play to protect the women of Ireland from potential rapists and domestic abusers?" I have the answer: K*ll yourself

Limp hand shakers can fuck off. You come at me introducing yourself with the energy of a fish on the deck on its last breath and I will immediately disregard your existence

Wooly hats and big jackets are back. We're freezing, it's dark. But we plough on. Mup the BIG DÉARDAOIN ENERGY 💪🏻

One thing which isn't spoken about enough is how wild the Irish are when it comes to death. Rip.ie for example. Did you know there's no UK equivalent? I had a conversation with a friend in Glasgow a few weeks ago and his mind was blown by the concept of just a database of the latest deaths

3am and you find your mate on the dancefloor having lost him 2 hours ago

Fucking hell lads, learn something other than Wonderwall

I think we can all agree Richard Boyd Barrett was the big winner last night. He came across as the most relatable because he looked as equally not fucking arsed with it as I was #leadersdebate #RTEUpfront

So we all agree that Palestine should be a state, yes? Then why isn't it and why has this been kicked down the road again? Spain has done far more than we have. It's shameful we don't lead the way given the relationship we have with Palestine #leadersdebate #RTEUpfront

Cian O'Callaghan looks like he saw a ghost in his childhood and still hasn't recovered from it #leadersdebate #RTEUpfront

Of course Simon Harris is on the side of fertilizers for farmers. Any opportunity to spread more shite he'll back it #leadersdebate #RTEUpfront

I think this format would have been so much better if everyone had to take a shot every 15 minutes #leadersdebate #RTEUpfront

Does Simon Harris speak to all women like this and if so, how has he not been slapped? #RTEUpfront #leadersdebate

Roderic O'Gorman looks like he collects thimbles #RTEUpfront

You can tell Simon Harris wasn't bullied enough at school