Nap Time

Baby's 11th Birthday 🖤 Our very first & Our most recent photo. Love you always, monkey boy.

Nap Time

Hello! Today I made broccoli cheddar lasagna soup :)

my perfume expedition..

July, please stop raining.

you got games on your phone??

Banana Bread Syrup

The rescue I work for is super lit but they for some reason keep giving me like "last ditch effort" cases & I find it funny cus they really thrive w me. Tapanga got stepped on by her own mom & Apollo got giving up as a FRESH baby.

My foster babies glow ups: Apollo & Tapanga 💕

all I do on here is post wholesome shit and leave lmao

Siblings birthday :) They are twins! took me six hours but the result is so worth it.

four (4) cups of Honeysuckle Simple Syrup! I foraged the honeysuckles with Mel :)

Wine Mama

the act of gauging social media is so hard

She Kaneki on my Ken till I Ghoul

rewatching Tokyo Ghoul:Re because I somehow completely forgot everything??

I am told the traffic is here so where the people at??

what does that even mean anyways, "I'm gonna bash your head into wall?" is that erotic?

hello 🖤

hello 🖤

Fostering a puppy soon & she looks like this (pretty accurate) any name suggestions??

Don't tease me & keep me around like it easy 💋

went to Round One to celebrate three years & won my girlfriend so many plushies

"I will smite you. If these were the older days and he was the merchant talking back, you could just KILL HIM. AND THE SKIN WALKER DOG? Like what the fuck is happening at Culvers on a monday at 6:45 in the pm!? It's like i'm on Baldur's Gate!"

mmmm... anyone wanna buy my vaulted Tamaki funkopop & my set of Sailor Moon funkos? i'm not really feeling owning something from a company that fucks over indie sites lol The Tamaki is at least $150 (Ouran High Host Club) all funkos have never been opened & boxes are good condition.

dude my waist game has ALWAYS been insane please???

"the only thing keeping me going is nacho cheese and the terror of not knowing what's after death"

it took approximately one hour and twenty three minutes before my twin siblings broke into a wrestling match. Happy Thanksgiving!

This shit has me in literal tears (They are not wrong)

ITS MY MOMS BIRTHDAY EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX'S MOM

Me when @scabslut.bsky.social flashes me:

Bought a hair crimper - feeling like Shakira birthed me & left me in the woods.

being a girl is so fun!

I'm going to become determined to at least posting once a day on here.

LF1 GPU daddy - my girl is meeting her ends. would exchange content or (the arguably better option) you can become one of my gaming friends.

brother sent me photo of this deer being arrested for breaking through the fromt glass window of his store:

I want a grill so baaaaad.

PLEASE NO ONE BOTHER ME I JUST ESSENTIALLY WATERBOARDED MYSELF WITH OUR BRITA BECAUSE I THOUGHT I COULD POUR SOME IN MY MOUTH RQ.

Made this today & now I wanna make two more

you guys just don't understand how insane this was of me & that's ok. I know. I know... csgo...

THAT PISS PRIESTESS PISTOL ACE WOULDVE BEEN INSANEEEEE (I was panicked bc last one left ok be nice)

I kinda like it here it's like a little diary for now

so, I don't update my technology much - if ever & for about two months i've been using "🙂↕️" or "🙂↔️" as nodding or disagreeing. Today I have learned APPARENTLY THATS NOT A CUTE TEXT TREND. THERES AN ACTUAL NODDING EMOJI. AND IN JUST DUMB. ITS THIS 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️

"do you feel like you're being a good boy?" "I feel like i'm trying my best."

omg! hi new followers! my moots! 😍

the floating shelf brackets I have to completely redo & I are in a vicious battle

it absolutely kills me that Silent Hill 2 used a sample from Piglets Big Game but what kills me more is how LOUD Piglet's fucking footsteps are like dude must canonically be 2 tons or something

Got my dog a matching winter coat for his birthday 🥰

my siblings are at pet owning age & I am enjoying the pet photos more than I can even express. My brother has two siamese kittens My sister has three ferrets The family expands...