"To the rudest witch in the galaxy..." @enchantress.bsky.social

"You know it's gonna be a long day when the captain asks that question..."

"Go use your words on the opposite end of the galaxy, that'll strengthen MY soul."

"Showing Jim how to have a proper conversation with a woman. He has trouble with direct eye contact..."

"Oh aren't you a real peach, @bornof2worlds.bsky.social . Poor @auricluminary.bsky.social just wants to cuddle, and you're there like a damn emotionless statue!"

*Casually places this door mat in front of his office.*

"They put gold bacon strips on my shirt!"

Happy Pi Day, nerds.

"They said Jim needed a fitness instructor. Thank God he's wearing a red shirt!"

"Hmm, wonder where she could be..." @whalescience.bsky.social

"This should be amusing..."

"How @whalescience.bsky.social date with Jim Kirk went..."

The best thing I saw on Reddit today. Morn Lisa #Morn #DS9

James Doohan, 1943

"Congratulations Jim, you just shit yourself!"

"Wasn't me..."

"Just my luck..."

// FACT: Bones IS Judge Dredd 😂

"The doctor is in the house, but I don't make house calls. Get your ass to Sick Bay before I make you."

"Hey @ltcdr-jamie-gates.bsky.social look, it's a shuttle I didn't damage yet!"

"If you ask me, Spock is the alien."

For @intendantoflust.bsky.social and @enchantress.bsky.social 😂😂😂

😂😂😂💀💀💀

"I present to you, Captain Shitface."

"Give me that you big dummy, before you break it!"

It’s too bad I fucking suck at listening then. #PresidentMusk

"More like living to scream..." 🙄

"Chris Merrymas!'