“Good morning guys i got my dune buggy fixed.”

“Uhh good morning guys how are things?” he said fixing up his dune buggy with ease.

he’s turning on the radio on his dune buggy. “ here we go.”

“Shiba loves me … ?”

“Ter-Yee-Yawkey huh? thanks for the food by the way!”

“Sure i don’t mind!”

“I demand food then .”

“I guess?”

wtf … kind of crush list is this?

i rather not be an outcast ya know?

nope

huh that’s cool i guess.

oh

The truth is he can read what a plot twist

“I am smart just choose not to use my intelligence it’s the wasteland ya know.”

i’m right here?

“ good thing you told me…”

“Oh On god i’m dumb.”

“Nope.” he shrugged

“I ask what first! what was all of that nonsensical nonsense you just spewed out?”

“Yep. gotta problem with that sir?”

“What???”

“My life is fine the way it is.”

funny thing for you is i can’t count at all or read for the life of me. :)

“My name is bat i’m her uhh second in command:”

“Lynn who ya talking to?”

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no googing

whoever tought lynn about the word gooning needs to be sh0t

A mostly crack portrayal of "Ugly Sonic" The Hedgehog Age: 19 Species: Mobian(?) Hedgehog Shippable with non-human muses but there will be‼️ABSOLUTELY NO LEWD‼️

Whoever is sending his message fight me-

“… Not this again. but it’s true.” 💀

hmmm what?

good morning , peasants .

ladies….

whoa what cool people

┗━━━━━━⊱ ⊰━━━━━━┛ 𝑾𝒆’𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒚

“Huh …. i wonder what happened to kenshiro.”

“good thing my hair hasn’t turned gray otherwise lin would have called me old..”

“Sora is dead what’s did i miss?”

// you’re just in time hnk just dropped a trailer for the remake

monkey

heck yah i’m back gang

“Nothing new unfortunately.”

“Hey good morning.”

// i swear i had my blood taken the other week and my arm still hurts from the bruising

“Good morning wasteland.”

“I almost got smacked around by thugs it wasn’t pleasant.”

“I guess nobody wants to communicate with me today it feels like it.”