The inverse of Delicious in Dungeon would be Dragon in Restaurant which would also be a show I’d watch the hell out of.

Art joke: “Yeah, I can show you how to make six figures with your art.” *Paints a picture with six naked people in it*

why don’t ya make like a perspective drawing and vanish at some point?

What if Jolene is Death?

Please do not use the deforestation-powered plagiarism machine.

“Hell yeah, brother,” is gender-neutral if you have a mullet.

I really just want to be thought of as cute and skilled.

“Endless Waltz” 2024, oil on panel, 15”x30” I studied lots of videos (and one very useful mocap 3D model) of dancers waltzing for this. But you always gotta exaggerate the gesture of dancers SO MUCH to create any sense of movement.

“Book Club” 2024, oil on panel, 15”x30” Witch and her demon companion consult an arcane text.

“With You, Always” 2024, oil on panel, 12”x24” Witch dancing with ghosts around a fire while goblins watch. Normal Friday night!

Must enjoy long walks through the valley of the shadow of death.

“All-Girl Summer Fun Band” 2024, oil on panel, 18”x36” my latest siren / mermaid painting

“Werner Herzog talks about pigments.” Lotta people here fleeing from X. I’m fleeing from Instagram cuz they made me take down this video of me doing a silly Herzog impression cuz it had paintings of bodies in it. #art

“Get In, Loser” 2024, oil on panel, 18”x36” This big ol witch and monster night flight painting is on view at Arch Enemy Arts in Philly for another two weeks!

“Flying Lesson” 2024, oil on panel, 12”x24” I heard I might actually be able to post my witchy art on here without having to censor it?