Luna keeps taking me to see this musical every time it's in Canterlot.

I like the funny horse show #mlp

Oh? What is it?

" Well, here I am. . ? I suppose. And I'm an Alicorn. Princess Celestia. "

Well. . . you can tell me, alright?

You look upset.

Hello, there.

my ass is so fat man it's so hard dealing with this

cake!

mmm, sweet sciencey magic. ( levitating sweets toward her. )

I suppose I can dress as my doppelganger for the day.

she's dancing and exercising.

eatsa the cakea

smoking a blunt.

Unfortunately, that will drive them to greed. Wanting more and more.

Yes.

They have to work to live.

You see, sister. Commoners have these things called 'jobs.'

Hey Twilight, I'm back from going on a date.

just learned there was a hit put on me by the mermaid mafia that was paid in leprechaun gold. . .

Mhm!

Dear, just call me Tia.

Alright! Thank you, Adiago.

Well, I suppose you do have a point. . . I guess I can let myself look a little silly for once. 💧

She's setting up her Equinder account. . .

Anything but a perfect ruler, honestly.

Online dating. . ? Do you mean, put out a flyer asking if anyone is interested in dating? That sounds a bit. . . pathetic.

Throw seed. . ? Put myself out there, do you mean? I'm not sure how I'd do that.

How. . . peculiar.

I always thought every pony was intimidated by my status. They are. . ?

Well, I doubt anyone would want someone like me anyway.

Well, I don't know. . . Even then, I'm a bit old to be looking for a partner, you know?

Well, I could hardly just kiss some random mare I see.

Sometimes I feel the need to kiss a woman.

you ponies and your evil crushes 🤭

Mhm.

NO??? I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THEM FOREVER. I might've put them in the box I delivered instead of the books you left here.

SO THAT'S WHERE THEY WENT—!

" Well, I am something of a mother. By adoption. "

" Disgusting? Then why was I referred to as it? "

I still do not know what a milf is.

so true.

Sister, please do not use the royal canterlot voice on strangers.

YES??? AREN'T YOU NOCTURNAL?

THEY WERE DURING THE DAY.

twilight have you seen my dancersise dvds.

YOU NEVER GAVE ME THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU'D LIKE TO!

YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION.