I grew this from a SEED!!

Being an aunt, summed up in 2 pictures.

The power of femme friendships really should be studied. I stayed out way too late, work is going to be a bitch tomorrow, but my cup is so full that none of that matters.

I said to the universe “i want a grilled cheese” and then 10 minutes later i had a grilled cheese. Being married is dope af.

Our beloved baby girl, our precious mutant, Petunia Fish, passed away in my arms last night. She will be missed by everyone who met her and loved her.

Very mom thing of me to say now that the show is over but: have you guys seen Hacks? Its SO good. I just started it and Jean Smart just doesnt miss. And this Hannah Einbinder is just a revelation isn’t she?

Putting in a new attic is fuckin hard yall

I GREW ROSES IM A FUCKING WIZARD

Really in my element here #hearsecon

Jolene has evolved from mullet to mohawk

God damn that big Texas sky

You ever think about how we wouldn’t have computers if we hadn’t had trains

Oh JOLENE

The duality of Jolene The Mullet. Pics 1-3: all dressed up for Kinky Boots. Pic 4: gardening day

Garden progress!

Jolene is OUT today

“Guys is Forth Worth gay now?”

m o o n

Date night with hubs

Backflips behavior

My 7 year old nephew walked away from his computer game to come hug me hello and say “i missed you SO MUCH” and oh my heart

And why have a pixie when you can have a gay mullet with chelsea burns?

San Fran was a god damn delight.

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL Massive thank you to JKatz at Castro Tattoo www.jkatz.art/tattoos

Ive spent 2 business days on this btw

Our little old lady got a wagon today and she LOVES it

My 19 year old told all their buddies a joke i made which is just like… parent crack

Why have a bob when you can have a pixie?

2025 in a nutshell

My nephew told me im his favorite aunt in the whole world today and Im gonna be riding that high for weeks

I just booked the appointment for the tattoo I’ve wanted for 12 years. Im so excited

Watching your 20 year old daughter experience #rupaulsdragraceallstars2 is such a joyful mom experience #katyawasrobbed

I know that nobody sees us anymore but… we paid off our house today ✌🏻@jeaves-the-bastard.bsky.social

How am I coping with life in America? Im so glad you asked. Im building a matrix. Obviously. Lmk if you have suggestions for metrics to consider.

Life in a nutshell #perimenopauseisBULLSHIT

Tuna thinks shes hiding.

Me: Yeah I’ve found time blocking to be a really efficient productivity tool Also me at any given point:

Wholesome family time gathered around the tv

Rewatching #dragraceseason7 and I still say that Pearl was ahead of her time. #istheresomethingonmyface

I remembered that i can go lay in the bambulance anytime it rains.

I fucking love frog season in my backyard. Its my favorite time of year. Last year, when we were displaced all summer after the tornado, I remember hoping the baby frogs were ok. Theres a whooole bunch this year. ❤️❤️

I contain multitudes

I want a reality show called “Why Am I Like This” and its just me being followed by a therapist 24/7 so they can tell me why im like this #jk #itstrauma

Oh that’s probably why I’m burnt out.

Cute couple shit with jeavesypoo @jeaves-the-bastard.bsky.social

Eldest daughter vibes

Life lately

I have taken more selfies in the last week than I have in the last 6 months.Thanks for helping me find myself again @valkyrieviv.bsky.social 😘 #bigchop

I’m making a #JinkxMonsoon character in #bg3 and yes of course she is a sorceress/bard multi-class. I feel like she would get down with Astarion, Karlach and Shadowheart but tbd on wyll and gale (full offense)