I think I survived the Christmas thickening…

Go, Jesus, it's your birthday. We gon' party like it's your birthday 🎉

That feeling when you remember what you’ve forgotten to do… …I haven’t wrapped any presents yet 🎁🥺

Happy Christmas Eve Everyone - I hope you all have a great time tomorrow and get to spend it with the VIPs in your life. 💙

Cute lunch date earlier with last minute shopping before P.A.R.T.Y this evening. 🍾

The mood board and inspiration for Christmas Eve party nibbles this evening. Realised I’ve forgotten to buy grapes 🍇 🥺

What time is it socially acceptable to stay in bed until on Christmas Eve?? It’s 8:48 and I am feeling peer pressure to get out and be ‘productive’ 🤨🥺 you guys are ‘on it’ today!

What a treat for dinner tonight 🤨

Twas the night before Christmas ‘Eve’, when all through the house; Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care; In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there… 🎅🎄

I’ve ate too much 🚼

I’m well down for a “Friendsmas” next year… 🎄

I just won £25 on the Asda app and I feel like a millionaire 🤑

It sure what to do with my free time today…

Packing to leave my liberal bubble and to spend the week back home with the family. Yes it was my decision to live 300 miles away from them… but man is this stressful. Who knows what I’m going to want to wear tomorrow; yet alone in 4 days time!?! 😅

So I mentioned ‘pizza’ twice on my feed this week and now every fourth post on my timeline is pizza themed 😳🫠 …it’s making me hungry 🍕 …midnight pizza order anyone 😅📱🍕?

Anyone seen Avatar: Fire and Ash yet?? Is it worth 3h17m of my life??

Picked up Donkey Kong on Switch 2 again after a 4 month ‘pause’. It’s actually a lot of fun. Just takes a bit of time to get used to the controls. 🍌🦍

So I have something to admit; I haven’t started my Christmas shopping yet 😅😱

My first day off… woke up at 7:30. I can guarantee that by the time I go back to work I’ll be waking up gone 9:30am 😳🤷‍♂️

This time last week I was heavily intoxicated in a German Christmas market; drinking “Glühwein mit Amaretto”; ending up in a busy bar before getting back to my room at 2am. This week Im curled up on the sofa with a decafe coffee contemplating which Die Hard to watch😝 life in your late 30s is wild.

I decided to watch Deep Space 9 from the very beginning. It’s filmed in 1993 on 480p and hasn’t received the HD remaster (unlike TNG). Although it’s like I’m watching it with my eyes squinted I’m actually enjoying it. True geek at heart.

It’s amazing how many people have blocked my account after I said that Pizza should only be eaten on a Friday… 😅😝🍕

OMG - is it too late to ask for something for Christmas?? 🎄 😍❤️

So I’m actually really happy with how my arms are looking right now. Some of my t-shirts are now ‘tight’ round my arms (which is a good and bad kinda thing) 💪🏻

Launching 2 new apps (to both iOS and Android) a few days before I break up for Christmas feels risky… but hey I like to live on the wild side 😅🤔

Unpopular opinion but I see a lot of posts about it being Pizza night on a Tuesday; Wednesday or Thursday… …I hate to break it to you guys but Pizza Night is Friday Night only 🍕

That awkward moment when you have 3 minutes until your next meeting; not really long enough to make a coffee; not long enough to start work or do anything really productive; but feels like an eternity. 👨🏼‍💻

Well I bloody well hope I know Monzo otherwise I’ve either been kidnapped and don’t know it or my card is stolen and you need to help me out! 😱

Decided to skip the last couple of hours of work and go to the gym because I’ve delivered enough shareholder value today.

I did my Wrapped and it’s a mixed bag… like what on earth was happening in January?!?

Just did a bit of a BSky rebrand. Same JP; now with a new look.

Is it egotistical that I would like a Wikipedia page written about me? Asking for a friend… 🤨🫢

I’m tall - and so my back is huge; it’s basically its own continent 🌍 but right now it’s achy and needs some love. #tallPeopleProblems

I’m looking forward to Friday - it’s hair cut time 💇🏼‍♂️

Right - my phone is telling me my 75 minutes of social media screen time today has come to an end. Good night y’all.

Black and Blue is my colour today apparently. #gymSelfie

Tempted to re-live my childhood and buy myself a retro gameboy colour (specifically the yellow/orange model). This was peak gaming.

Selling Manhattan is a lot more about real-estate than Selling Sunset and OC. I like it… and now want to be a realtor. 🏙️

Only 1,992 more work minutes of 2025… and counting 😅⏱️

Oh Germany - why aren’t the English as good at this compared to you…

Oooo Christmassy x

I’m not sure what I’m drinking but it tastes hazel nutty 😝

Indoor decorations here are next level 😅

Clue Number #3

Clue number 2. (In case the first was a bit abstract)

Clue number #1. Where is JP going??

Good morning. This is an unholy and exceptional hour for me to be awake. You are privileged and graced with my presence 😅🤦‍♂️

Only 6 working days left of 2025… 🗓️😁

Possibly too cute to eat 🥹?

I did it… I went to the gym 💪🏻