I was teasing my mutt yesterday. Told him I would chain his collar to another sub's and make them fight for my amusement. He got all huffy and puffy as I told him he'd be in mitts and wearing a hood during the fight. Loser gets dumped in an alley, winner gets aftercare.

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Reusing diapers is both economic and extremely gross and I don't think I really mind all that much. Dillon is right, but don't tell him I said that. #ABDL #ABDLArt #FurryABDL #MessyDiaper

#FromTheCringeArchive - THIS BETTER GET MORE LIKES THAN IT DID BEFORE BECAUSE THIS WAS A BANGER TWEET THAT NOBODY LIKED - Crab RanGOON.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Fuck I'm hungover. Go do two shots right now to make me feel better. Ruin your weekend for me to laugh at

#FromTheCringeArchive - Another faggot paid me to ruin his picture as well. Take a look at @cashpigfornl who loves to drink and become a stupid fuck for me

#FromTheCringeArchive - You can't say no to your addictions. They'll win. Just give in and take the dopamine hit already. Stop pretending you're more than a pleasure chaser.

#FromTheCringeArchive - What's that buddy? You don't understand how money works? That's fine, little tard. Don't worry about it, that's why I'm here to help you out. You just give me all your money to watch over and tug that little autistic peepee. You can't be trusted with grown up money.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Here, take these pills. What? It's hard to stay awake? Of course~ You're gonna pass out while I do whatever I want to you. You won't remember a thing! Sure, I'll take lots of pics and videos. That way any time you act up I can remind you what a good toy looks like.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Taking a date out for breakfast and then to a corn maze~ Don't worry, you can chill at home stroking your dick to how lonely you are while I'm having fun. You're a loser. A pathetic fag. You're forever alone you incel.

#FromTheCringeArchive - You better be hungover. If you aren't you failed at being a good loser addict last night.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Stay up late. You don't need sleep, pigs just wallow around and relax in their filth. Give into addictions, be a filthy piggy mess and give in. Goon and watch porn, brain off, just be piggy. Don't close those eyes. Keep them open for Daddy. I can see your humanity slipping.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Get stupid for pixels.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Fags are only good when they either starve or stuff themselves. Today either skip your meals, or eat twice as much as you normally would. I don't care how uncomfortable you get, you better follow through. Pain means you're doing good.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Dedicate an hour or a day of your work to me. Spend the time toiling away and send me the wages you would make during that time. It's hot to know an entire day of your time was just wasted for instant gratification. The hour is almost as hot and leads you down the right path.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Porn doesn't judge you when you stink. Porn doesn't expect you to do chores. Porn doesn't need you to listen to its feelings. Porn is there for you in ways no real person will ever be. All porn wants is your devotion and obsession. Give porn what it wants.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Silly little retard! That doesn't go up your poopy hole! Why do you dumbdumbs always grab the weirdest things and try to shove them up there? You want to do it again? Ugh. I suppose you can go ahead with me supervising. Grab something random and try to shove it up inside.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Water temperature is a luxury for real men, not fags. Cold showers for the rest of the week. Bonus points if you have a bathroom window to open up while you're in the shower. Drinking water should be from a sink and slightly warmer than room temp. Remember your place.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Alright loser, I've got a full bladder of morning piss. Where do you want it? Up the ass? Mouth? All over your body? Your eyes? Up your nose? Just hurry up, get your wallet out and pick, I gotta piss.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Puzzle for you losers to enjoy

#FromTheCringeArchive - Sometimes I chat with a fag and can't believe how pathetic they are. Just broke a tard who tugged his tinky for about 20 seconds before cumming. They wet the bed and he's a complete failure and loves getting worse. I love seeing someone completely broken and beyond repair.

#FromTheCringeArchive - I always get a chuckle when losers write on their body, and especially their face with marker. Just ruin yourself with long lasting ink that you can't hide.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Delete three apps from your phone. Social media, dating apps, games, language learning... You don't need any of those, just porn. They're staying deleted for at least a week. Tell me what you got rid of.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Piss on the floor today. Bonus points for carpet.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Find someone you know irl and goon to their pics for a bit. You're a creep so I'm sure you'll like it. Make it so awkward the next time you see them that your little dick gets hard and you can't think straight. Start getting triggered by normal life. Get worse.

#FromTheCringeArchive - You know you don't even deserve your goon bros. Go ahead and block one goon bro. Just got a day and see how it feels denying yourself even this fucked up perversion of friendship

#FromTheCringeArchive There we go, finally some tears from a piggy, that's hot.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Install security cameras in your house and give me access.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Heard that @HunterDeanXL was getting into cringe~ Thought I'd help out.

#FromTheCringeArchive - 12 hours later the retard @FatLoserPiggy finally finished his puzzle.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Uh oh, new alpha law just passed. Sorry piggies but for the next three weeks, no laundry is allowed. Of course alphas can do our laundry and you can help in person, but we decided it wasn't worth wasting soap or water on your pig garments. Enjoy the stink.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Imagine being snowed in to your home, unable to leave. Your heater is failing and temps falling. You get all your food and pile on blankets. You're sweating and stinking under your blanket fort. Crumbs everywhere. Complete mess. You'll just goon as a coping mechanism.

#FromTheCringeArchive - For those of you who didn't cancel on family, you can still be a failure. Get super fucking wasted around them. Wine, booze, drugs. Become a sloppy mess. Maybe you'll let your secrets slip about how much of a failure you are. You can't maintain the illusion.

#FromTheCringeArchive - I encourage getting worse but if you need to have boundaries set or take breaks that's healthy. I'll do my best to support you getting better or worse, whichever you need. One's more fun, but the other is part of my responsibility to you if I Dom you. Be safe and communicate.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Self control? Ew. Self indulgence? Fuck yeah, loser.

#FromTheCringeArchive - For the losers out there who aren't locked, cum on something you shouldn't. Furniture, art, your diploma, your carpet. Leave it to stain. Mark it as belonging to a loser.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Bury your tongue deep in my ass, loser. I need a good rimming.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Gotta love the fags who've served me that have puked. Can tell they push themselves for me~

#FromTheCringeArchive - Never going to stop playing with your mind until you're completely broken.

#FromTheCringeArchive - You can't come back from being this addicted to porn. Your old life is gone.

#FromTheCringeArchive - You know what would be funny? Color your nipples black with a permanent marker. I want an army of losers with solid black nipples. Reply with a picture or send it in my DMs.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Next time you're in public and someone farts get closer and take a whiff of it. Breathe in nice and deep and take in a stranger's fart.

#FromTheCringeArchive - You wanna be a dog so bad? Sure, retard. Go shit out in the yard then. You don't deserve toilets. Hope the neighbor doesn't see how horny it makes you.

#FromTheCringeArchive - My trashcan is FULL of used snot rags. Wish there was a loser here to make eat all of them.

#FromTheCringeArchive - Merry Pornmas, losers. Waste your day away like a good horny toy should. Give in to your lust.

Anyone going to MFF?

#FromTheCringeArchive - Jack off with a Christmas movie or Christmas music playing. Rewrite your old memories with family. Forget watching and listening with them. Remember being horny and all alone. Replace those happy memories. This is what matters now. Merry Christmas 🎄⛄