I've played every Ace Combat and I can tell you definitively that wars are not won by F-35s in the sky. Wars are won by F-22s and SU-47s flying upside down and backwards through 20-mile long subterranean maintenance tunnels before the orbital railgun can charge its final shot.

Been married for ten years today

Back to begging me for attention

Tomorrows my ten year wedding anniversary does anyone have any gift ideas

I did it I clipped her nails they arent poking out of her fur anymore. She is furious w me

u ever seen a baby rosa? like july 2020 rosa?

u ever seen a baby rosa? like july 2020 rosa?

Piggy bunny

If you see this, post a rabbit.

A few mins later she’s having a blast with a new toy

Rosa’s first cautious steps out of her box

A good day for Rosa. I cleaned her litterboxes, laid down new flooring, and gave her banana once she was no longer freaked out by the change.

early frida images, march 12th-14th 2016. she was very underweight from neglect from previous owners, but thankfully healthy. she ate a lot of worms that day, but then puked them up because a fool (me) put lettuce in with the worms. they didnt last long enough to need lettuce, and she ate a piece.

one of the first pictures of scully ever taken. march 1st 2014.

he was sent the accursed 'other candidates' email :(

i did some dishes on my day off yaaaay but i also bought stuff to deep clean the snake tanks and rosas pen boooo

sike they called him back

Neon retro Frida

The baby snake shed their skin and ate a mouse yaaay. But we still can’t afford to keep it, so we will surrender it to a rescue in a few days, after the meal has settled.

Vape in my pocket calling like a cops gun

My husband didn’t get the job he was interviewing for :/

A second snake has struck the apron

>looking for good beans >ask barista if the beans are greasy, or if they are dry >they don’t understand >I pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is greasy and what is dry >they laugh and say ‘it’s good coffee sir’ >buy beans >they’re greasy

New treat detected: freeze dried banana

Got her ass

The larger plant is starting to sag now. Smaller plant has thicker branches, so needs more time for that. Both plant’s trichomes are nice and clear so there’s still growing time.

Hmmm today at work I saw the deli ass manager leave the department to clock out around 3:30, but then saw her hang out at the time clock on her phone for about 15 minutes. And also learned she may have tried to trick another coworker into not charging employees for pizza toppings. Fucking asshole.

My marijuana plants are just starting to sag and bend :)

Guess who we’ve had for ten years now :o

i love when the downstairs neighbors bass feels like a beating heart its great

anyone wanna go to work for me

It’s amazing how bad cigarettes smell after quitting smoking weed. Don’t be alarmed, we switched to doing dabs for weed consumption

Making my not famous triple berry oatmeal. First step is making oatmeal.

Wild beast does not want mani-pedi

>price gun >looks inside >date gun

Basking in da sun

finally made that found snake flyer, but i am not a printer owner. hoping the apt complex management will send it out.

Didn’t sleep in today so I could show up for my psych appt a month early

forbidden curly fries…

forbidden curly fries…

Oh look it’s the new snake. And there’s Scully too… is this a standoff?

Chomp

Update: they peed in the water dish and refused a meal. Average snake owner experience. Need to make a found pet thing for the apartment complex to send.

please help my voyager has 300 crew on board. two thirds of the ships are crew cabins. there are still quarterless crew and borg. the ship is too crowded aaaaaaa

Surprise twist: I am the ear thief today >:)

Accommodations upgraded to sushi ginger bucket.

Another lost or abandoned ball python in my complex :( This one is a spider morph, extremely young. Also super cute. Might keep it.

my homies love getting 90 tritanium in one encounter

lets goooo