it has come to my attention that gigantic dildos are made of squishy material that retracts under pressure like okay houdini 💔💔 we know now

pov I'm the fucking and you're my emo child figure and you're so weird and neurodivergent and edgy and lonely. and I meet this guy who is so babygirl I'm like wow my kid would be so happy kissingbhim. I make him come to my conclave after I die and you two meet-cute and have babbies.

it always makes me horny when guys are trickster funny little mischevous guy bastards and that happens a lot on greek mythology like "so-and-so tricked the gods-" waow... what if I got him pregnant 🤤

god games but when told to convince the gods athena throws in odysseus like a pokemon and he rides everyone there

My version (I gave Antinous a bonnet 🙏) #sharpwolf

I frantically messaged my 9th grade literature teacher on ig like "hi do you mayhaps have that one plotagon animation I did for your odyssey project and can send it to me?" she was like "maybe ♡" and never sent it

sometimes odysseus wakes up at night thinking telemachus is still a small kid... @butchwerewife.bsky.social thought this one was funny so I drew it :P #telemachus #odysseus #antinous #sharpwolf

me and @butchwerewife.bsky.social are a very catholic family

porn of my man... good porn of my man.....

I don't know how to use this fucking app help