Morning Max face Get your therapy, woman #cat

Exactly what Kegbreath does for Dump.

Littlefoot with a little dust roll and the cutest shimmy ever! #alpaca #shimmy #alpacacria #cute #littlefoot

Sink baby sink I do wonder what happened to the orcas sinking boats... #fuckzuck #zuckerberg #stupid #yacht #orcas #polluter #dailysketch #techbroligarchy

Stephen Miller should shut up and stay in the kitchen.

I think someone bought out the New Mexico truth commission before it even started. Shady shit, rep employee harassing a journalist, a Texas lawyer instead of NM, the ranch bought by a Texas Christian rich asshole. I smell bullshit.

Morning Max face #cat

Since shearing I've slept the sleep of absolute relief and man is it hard to get up...

Where's those angry orcas when you need them....

Don't ever stop calling Trump a rapist.

Littlefoot!!! #alpacalove #alpacacria

Trump likes less successful versions of himself. He has no issue sticking his hand up Paxton's ass to yank his prostate. #kenpaxton #trumpiggy #puppet #abuse #fraud #scam #cheater #sinnerbyhisownbook #gross #dailysketch #waste #SketchbookX

Morning Max face I've been waiting for eons #cat

I have had an influx of "private" accounts following the Ranch on IG... FYI, i don't bother following those back unless i know you from elsewhere.

Americans literally can't afford to be the trad fams the christofascists want so data centers to guarantee servitude...

I want medical advances and clean energy and space travel for scientific experimentation, not polluting data stealing digital enslavement centers for techbroligarchs to make a buck. That's not progress.

So exhausted after shearing i have felt sick. I did get some good sleep finally...

Asshole Oz, not Dr.

Littlefoot is so tiny he's staying with the bred females for now. That's Isabel and Cindy behind him. #alpacas #alpacacria

New boy alert! Rainman is older but still feisty. I look forward to including his genes in the Three Pines program. He rejoins other Que Sera herd mates Iko, Mac, Sully, Draco, and Hullabaloo. #alpaca #cuteboy

*no insult meant to the dance movie* No new steps for the Techbroligarch Confederacy, same shit different day #confederatelosers #racists #christofascists #trumpasleep #liar #fraud #fake #puddingbrain #rapist #pedobro #dailysketch #sketchbookx

Morning Max face #cat

Last shearing set: nekkie velvet noodle necks, 2 pics each boys and girls! #shearing #sheared #alpacas #funny

Here's some photos of other alpacas in the middle of shearing. Maya, Isabel, Iko Iko An Day, and Lacey. I saw fleece quality improvements in a few, mostly a softer texture compared to last year in alpacas that different diets before they came to us. A few fighting teeth removals. #alpacas #shearing

Littlefoot before, after on the way to the scale, with his coat, and a fleece sample. #alpaca #alpacacria #criafleece

More about shearing in Alt, but here's Littlefoot getting sheared! He's predictably tiny under all that fleece. For the fleece weight bet: his blanket and neck weighed 4.4 pounds! Blanket 3 by itself. #shearingday #alpacas #fleece #noodle #velvet

It went way smoother this year and the shearers actually cared about the quality so all my alpacas look like expensive velour extraterrestrials instead of chopped plushies. Too bad we had a cold rain immediately after. I also did not have to bag fleece at all.

Borrowing from a few other farmers lol #alpacas #shearing #lawnpoodles #fluffnomore #dailysketch #sketchbookx #fingerpaint

Morning Max face and the sunrise It's way too early for this bullshit #cat #shearingday (Red sky at morning, sailors take warning, red sky at night, sailors delight.)

Littlefoot's last fluffy day! More in alt #alpacas #alpacacria #fluffy #sheatingprep

MURDERFACE ISABEL Pre shearing grumpiness Not much longer girls... More in Alt #murderface #alpacas #hot #fluffy

Y'all it's hot and we still have to move the male alpacas to their temp pen🥵

Hissing over cuckolding from musk... Miller when he's not swallowing children whole. #sstephenmiller #shit #tapeworm #cuck #Nazi #whinybitch #dailysketch #sketchbookx

Trump has been following the Orban playbook since the first regime. Assassination attempts were in that playbook: Russia offered to fake one to help Orban in the election. It got out so it never happened. Opportunity or staged? This one wasn't even close to the wh.

Hubble is my kitchen buddy🖤 Tiny blep #blackcat #scrambledeggs

youtu.be/qT91uQVhozo?... Didn't panic, just watch, the ladies break things down.

Morning Max face I'm totally gonna drool on you #cat

Finally watched Project Hail Mary last night. Jason and i had both read the book. Loved it.

Crazy girls be crazy. More in Alt, but i got them all in the little space. Littlefoot is a goober. #alpacas #alpacacria #silly #fluffy

Trump's golf clubs are probably covered in evidence #golfclub #trumpcrime #abuse #fraud #dailysketch #sketchbookx

We're gonna have to come to grips with how capitalism breeds feudalism and fascism.

You put the troops in You pull the troops out You put the troops in And you shake em all about Then you do the Trumpy Dumpy and You spin it all on Fox That's what Donnie's about

Morning Max face "Ford, i think I'm a sofa" #cat

I told everybody a long time ago he wanted to make a militia. ICESTAPO was nice but fraud pedo rapist 47 wants a private one not tied to congressional funding while avoiding paying out of pocket. Getting a tax break and no audits is just icing on his scummy dictator cake.

I am not going to congratulate Republicans when they do the bare minimum. They fucked this all up. The other sides are showing them what the job is and they're just now realizing it's not kissing that rapist frauds ass and running away from constituents.

Everyone is having a memorial day BBQ i guess. When i was a kid/teen i went with the family to decorate fam military graves across a small section of South Central KS. I'm still prepping a bunch of food, but it's for feeding shearers/help and not having to cook afterward.

Full description in alt, but alpacas are curious and eager to check something out, new or not. This is part of getting ready for shearing on Monday. #alpacas #fluffy #shearing #preparations #silly #alpacacria #reunion

Gigi chilling on the mound with Valkyrie, and Hubble in the middle of yelling at me for cheating my throat lol. #livestockguardian #blackcat #alpaca

Lol #Kegbreath thinks he's cool referencing #SpaceForce in his propaganda. It's a dishonor to Starship Troopers to be even more #ridiculous and campy. Make stupid commercial, get hung out. #dailysketch #kosplaykrusaderkegbreath #cadethegset #drunkard

I guess it's international #Goth day? Everyday is Goth day... My alpacas know there's something up if i have no makeup on. #notaphase