Presenting my Brit Card (a laminated copy of Chapter 58 of Moby Dick).

No one has a brain like kier starmer. trying to appeal to the anti-ulez guys with more mandatory tracking. masterful.

they should make a podcast that is gently asmr describing hot gay guys. just beautiful descriptions of men. drift off to sleep show which is a meditation on comeliness.

You think you love your cat until she licks five -five!- sausage rolls when your back is turned, five days before the end of the month. Moments like these you know your God is watching you.

go build a dome you fucking cunt

I know Obama was not the great hope everyone thought but he was electable, and given that the constitution basically isn't in effect any more, what's to stop him running again?

every right winger sneers at karl marx for having a sugar daddy and writes a book about it on a grant from the hoover institute

my one zohran mamdani opinion is he needs shirts with collar stiffeners.

The world is not crying out for a film about Andre Gide but he should be played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

I cannot see why people are imploring Zarah Sultana to join the Greens as though she would be some sort of asset. She bounced Corbyn into founding YP, got bounced out of it, threatened to sue the people who out-manoeuvred her, and is now sucking up to them. Not an indispensable talent.

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anyone who suggests that the right would never have thought to cancel anyone but for big woke, when those same right wingers have been publicly praising putin and orban for a decade, should have to publish a doctor's note proving they can wipe their own arse.

the word 'feel' is doing so much work. morons like douthat really are trying to pretend that the fascist right would never have tried this if celebs hadnt been yelled at on twitter. a sure sign they're as void as the fascist right, morally and intellectually.

every other social network: 'yo dawg, can't wait to reclaim Europe for the white race, let's get that bread for jesus' bluesky.com:

would be interesting to read an article that links south korean misogyny to their reverence for boy bands, but that also completely ignores all the misogyny stuff and just focuses on the nice hair of the twinks in the boy bands.

listening to Frost Children

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shot chaser

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Say what you like about George Lansbury at least he died.

the reason none of these guys like Kimmel or Colbert are going to go off the chain after getting -oh no!- cancelled, is that you don't get to helm such a show if you're not an instinctual company man.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025... ANOTHER state visit?

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Renaissance portrait shit

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Thinking about Patrick Heron's portrait of AS Byatt

if my son murdered a nazi because he loved a trans girl he would kill to defend her I would drive that boy and his girl over the border and never look back.

i knew it. terfs killed the penguins and zionists ruined ice cream.

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thinking of them this week.

jamie lee you ass.

www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c... very good piece by Ta-Nehisi Coates

batman should have a beard. he is soy without one.

[at a constituency surgery about bins]: this does not help boys. what about our un-loved boys.

Re-reading Torrey Peters' incredible Stag Dance and I'm again struck by her talent and ambition. One of the best working.

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I don't have the reach to make this worth saying but I hope anyone in despair knows that it's one day at a time to outliving these cunts and their works. These regimes do not last -not one has run the course, anywhere- and it will be great to be there when they're not. I hope to see you all there.

'What did you do when fascism came to America?' 'I survived.'

Free speech is when mobs come to your business and demand you mourn racist pundits on pain of violence, apparently.

Charlie Kirk was a bad person and his death is cause for celebration, writes journalist Evan Urquhart. Read our very special free speech edition of Assigned Media. www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

Another day being gay and alive while Charlie Kirk is homophobic and dead.

Bartleby the Scrivener:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=doKk... The free speech crowd would try and kill you even if you were lucky enough to get this on the air. Someone needs to face down these christian hypocrites and thugs.

As someone who thinks Myra Breckinridge is the great American novel I am going to become insufferable this week.

She/her pussy so good it turns you into John Brown.

Solution's in your own hands there, Camilla.

people always say "don't give them an excuse" and i always say "they'll just make one up"

the thing about making labour into another version of the tories is it's the equivalent of transplanting a dead an septic liver into a new body in the hopes of reviving it.

it'll be great when we don't have to think about charlie kirk in a bit but right now it would be good to read about the purpose and dynamics of this forced consensus on his worthless life, not just liberals screwing up their courage to defy it.

Ok what if Travis Kelce put the hit out.