Christianity is a cancer that ate America.

And yet here you are

Women doing tradwife stuff are probably all just hacks doing it for clicks but the men who are into it are all worse than paedophiles.

Well, definitionally, as well as in other ways.

bsky.app/profile/cool... bluesky trying to address it's 'cool faggot' deficit.

This is morally equivalent to paedophilia and slavery combined, fucking disgusting.

Is it having a job?

[33 year old who has been watering the garden in Birkenstocks]: 'sometimes a nap is low-key goated with the sauce'

Daffodils I buy in tesco just wither without blooming? Is it the heat or is it too late in the year?

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a... lol

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... In two minds about this, because on the one hand it might make sense, but it would mean smug cunts who write columns for the guardian would be vindicated and it would be nice to see them die mad about it.

Bottomless hatred and contempt for British journos. vermin.

The word 'biological' brought into play here has always been bizarre. We are all 'biological' ... the only non-biological people are mannequins.

Not the target audience for Coachella but I would have thought the whole point of going into the desert was something dirty and hippieish, not pop up Los Angeles?

Not going to watch Harry Potter because I am out of the 9-11 demographic but does it matter, ethically, if people pirate it? Giving her money seems to me to be the issue. Granted watching it would be cretinous, but pirating it, if one must, I would have thought, would be contra-Joanne.

Really can't tell if what's left of Debenhams is a store at all or just a scam designed to get money out of you when they refuse to return it after you refund something? I've had a month of bots and had to threaten them with small claims court and still not got my money back.

We don’t want a surveillance state. Call your reps to keep pressure on them! www.congress.gov/members/find... #pinks

that's fucking right!!

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/16/s... good!

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... Why are there people who needed the pope to tell them that starting a war for no reason is stupid? I could have told them that.

lol

some of you bitches are very dumb!!!

anyway that's enough being superior to the gang of half-witted amoral bastards i deign to love for the time being at least.

Got to be quite nice for Diane Abbott that after Starmer tried to rat fuck her multiple times she'll probably see the back of him and gets to stick the knife in like this.

Ah, the rare Phillip Larkin Homer

Platner is not working class but seems to think dropping slurs is a way to perform it. It's not only an insult to the people referred to by those slurs, but to the working class voters he thinks so little of. It's like doing an Al Jolson act at black voters- disqualifying in itself.

Would have loved writing a column. Irritating to think that Jeffrey Bernard got one to write about what he'd had for lunch at home each week and now there's a war on and the BBC says 'this is what our Southern Hemisphere correspondent (laid up after falling off his delivery bike) read on twitter.'

it do look like that in a pair of snug Calvins.

Sharon Osbourne die challenge.

I don't know how true it is that the democrats covered up Biden's dementia (his Gaza policy, reportedly, was his own) but compared with the alternative it's a point in their favour. This old bastard should have pills hidden in his mashed potatoes at the home.

Just got a message from a guy that went 'ello ello' which naturally I deleted, only to get a follow up that ran 'wowzers there quite the prick sir' and a block from this guy and... if he's having trouble meeting people he has all the clues as to why.

No and fuck off, you dog's arse looking bitch.

Our beloved nation is led by the whims of a man who is increasingly out of touch with facts and truth.

Was picking away at The Conformist, a very dull novel which fancies it has picked up on something about gender and fascism, and I wonder if Thomas Harris lifted the old queen's big car with the flower glasses for Silence of the Lambs?

Was reading in the conservatory and as the light came up I noticed a heart-shaped, rainbow coloured balloon caught in a tree in the next garden, which is either some augury of peace and hope in a dark and intolerant time or it means a gay clown is about to murder me.

Some consolation to watch him lose his mind, I suppose.

well now i may not agree with everything he says but

didn't know there was a sex party scene in JFK so thank you for that

Me doing bulgarian split squats to get a 'hey handsome' on sniffies:

www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ap... so hard to find a tall white guy in movies these days

Bluesky's darling preaching peace and love in Cameroon, a country where homosexuality has been illegal since 1972.

One of these days I am going to find out what is up with the M&M store, because I've passed it and I do not think I can just be five floors of M&Ms.

She's not scared enough.

Shuffalo did not accept 'spiracle' as a word which, as. a Melvillean, I find preposterous.

and just in the nick of time.

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a... One of many things the libs could learn from the Trumpers in '24 is a mandate is yours to interpret, provided you don't do something incredibly fucking stupid.