I’m sure the constitution says you have the right to roll coal. www.caranddriver.com/news/a718589...

In a post going up tomorrow morning, I'll detail exactly how, with Tesla, Musk pilfered billions from mom & pop investors to massively enrich himself & his cronies, and how he's doing it again with SpaceX. As a reminder, my Substack is free (and worth every penny). montanaskeptic.substack.com

Had dinner next to a pair of boomer couples who still seem very upset about Biden and the autopen and were discussing it loudly. 🤦

Of course the greatest con man of all time subverted the regulatory system to hide his misdeeds

Glorious Telsa “Robotaxi” experience. How does California not yank their license to operate? www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/s/...

Checking out for a bit.

Is this the way deals work?

Musk companies trade like crypto. Zero basis for valuation, just a massive line of baggies piling in.

Of course they did. www.reuters.com/world/tesla-...

Of course! We’re in a mania and the worst people are hoarding the wealth. One day this all comes crashing down www.investors.com/news/cathie-...

I’m going to suffer much mental anguish today.

The personal equivalent of losing like Iran has is to have your crazy neighbor blow up your shed and smash your car’s headlights and windshield, and then compensate you enough to build a new 5000 square-foot mansion.

I wonder what percentage of investors actually believes SpaceX is with more than $100B. My guess is they’re all playing a massive game of greater fool.

Everything is fraud backed by guerrilla marketing.

The entire story of the US markets, the K-shaped economy, normalization of grift and YOLO culture is right here in this screenshot of tickets for the Knicks game.

Another Tesla FSD death www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/...

Really great piece about the farcical SpaceX IPO.

Texas, Musk & SpaceX have really landed their moonshot of corruption, embezzlement and self-dealing. They’ve effectively codified shareholder (bagholder) disenfranchisement and NASDAQ has helped shove the sh!t sandwich down everyone’s throat. American exceptionalism demonstrated.

You can see why Tesla and SpaceX deserve massive valuations. What a tremendous duo propping each other up. This is American business winning. www.carscoops.com/2026/05/spac...

Robotaxi any day now. Keep the stock price high!!!

It there isn’t a large cap stock up at least 30% for the day, I worry something is wrong.

Sure, shut down the international component of a major NYC airport. That should do wonders for both the economy and poll numbers.

There’s still room from some older Teslas on cinder blocks on the lawn below the UFC arena.

Whoop’s valuation about to be down bad. www.dcrainmaker.com/2026/05/fitb...

White House is so versatile: Tesla showroom & UFC arena. Maybe fall of the Third Reich reenactments.

The TAM in investors for frauds and Ponzi schemes is infinite.

OMG. I haven’t watched indycar since I was a kid, but I hadn’t realized how hideous the cars had become. Checks out as the premier American racing series. Everything has become enshittified.

I recommend this course to action for all Tesla owners who got duped into paying for FSD. cleantechnica.com/2026/05/20/o...

As I’ve said, go ahead and buy that Tesla. Fund that murderer.

Checked in with my friends on the street about SpaceX IPO. They say demand is strong. Apparently everyone still loves a good Musk ponzi.

* Musk has combined voting power of 85%. * Musk owns 12.3% of Class A shares * Musk owns 93.6% of Class B shares * After the IPO, Musk will serve as: * CEO, CTO & Chairman of the Board * Musk can Elect & remove board members & Fill vacancie * Tesla own about 19mm shrs 5/1 What can go wrong?

This grifter

I see. This is what we need. A tax on EVs that has drivers paying 2x what an ICE driver would pay in federal gas tax per year. 🤦 www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/b...

I really wish I had thrown some trash cans through the Capitol windows on J6 like a true patriot. I’d be rich now.

“Scale its robotaxis” is comical here. Nice insert from the tech lexicon. How about “get its ill-conceived teleoperated taxis to work”?

The news is demoralizing. I’ve scrolled here for 5 minutes and it’s time to go. My days at work have been brutal with tons of pressure as C-suite juggles Iran war headwinds and raising prices to maintain margins while hoovering up IEEPA refunds and chasing AI bubble related sales.

Disturbing

I spent 5 minutes on Xitter checking on the state of affairs. A complete cesspit of scams and obnoxious maga & tech pumpers.

Where’s Gary Oldman from Air Force One when you need him?

Wannabe Adam Jonas, Alex Potter, pumping #$TSLA hard. finance.yahoo.com/sectors/tech...

Trump’s “winning” is a terrible loss.

People have no clue how rich the rich really are. We were with friends last night touching this realm, and they’re working w kitchen designer who does $500k kitchens. Her clients routinely redo theirs (across multiple homes) every few years to stay in style. Imagine that.

The brilliant AI future doesn’t reconcile with the reality that all of my computers and countless apps on my phone crash and hang up with regularity.

Some of my stonks are only up 6% today and 15% for the week. What is wrong with these dogs?

😂🤦 www.wsj.com/livecoverage...

Tesla cope with the devastating range of the BMW iX3.

What if the market is as wrong about AI as it was about EV four years ago?

Tbf, given the price of ballrooms these days, the stock market is significantly undervalued.