The Nuggets without Jokic and Murray. Not that good, tbh

Wrong. This is how Jedi knights dress

The Diawara hype train is going to be a lot of fun over the next 72 hours

Aaronson, more like Errorson

I’m anti video replay. No one wants to wait around to find out they’ve been cucked

Damn, god really does hate West Ham

If only we had all listened to Speak the Hungarian Rapper! m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ye3...

Trump heard “never start a land war in Asia,” said, “bet, Iran is the Middle East”

Adam Silver is using tanking and gambling as a distraction from the real thing destroying the NBA— clock malfunctions

Even Robert Reich is pro NBA expansion

What if KD leaked his burner account because he knew it’d motivate the Rockets? Chess not checkers

When Reed Sheppard gets hot, it’s a fucking show

I feel like any reasonably healthy person under the age of 50 could do this easily

Rockets-Magic has absolutely lost the plot in the best type of way

The Rockets going nuts lol

Reed Sheppard is on crack lmao

Took the Magic long enough to make the “we don’t miss” adjustment

The Mercy erasure will not be tolerated

Some dude decided to take stupid pills before There Will be Blood and thought the movie was a comedy that demanded he laugh as loud as possible

Say what you will about the man, but Trump looks like absolute shit

I’m prepared to be wrong, but Scoot is gonna be a guy. Idk if he’ll reach his pre-draft evaluations, but his shot looks fine, he’s built like a tank, the burst is there, and he wants to be an aggressive passer

Karl-Anthony Towns and insanely unnecessary fouls. Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait

Seems less than ideal that the only guy on the Knicks who has shot decently this game has taken 4 shots

Does Donovan Mitchell have the coolest looking but least effective spin move in the game?

According to sources, Harden is still good

The thing about pasta is fuck yeah, give me that shit

Cam Boozer is doing nutty things as a freshman. He might not go first overall, but the numbers will almost certainly say he should open.substack.com/pub/abovethe...

I’m old enough to remember when Republicans were the anti-power-pedo-party

Wembanyama ain’t an alien. He a space kaiju

Just realized, Gavin Newsom looks like an actor portrayal of Pat Riley

I do love a name so perfect that if you read it in a book, you’d be like, “alright, calm down, buddy. Let’s try to keep Codename: Closer, the story of a closer who is also a super spy, a little realistic”

Honestly, I’d abuse my powers in the exact same way

The secret to looksmaxxing is to only be around drunk people

Fuck yeah, finally I can shit talk the next generation without being an angry old man

$500k fine for this alone

Looking like the woke rizzler. Aka the wizzler

Pretty sure that’s how all nba contracts work

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

Man, put some respect on Stallone’s name. He wrote and starred in Rocky and then did First Blood. Say what you will about the rest of his career, but Pat McAfee ain’t touching that

Suns-Magic is the best bad game of basketball

Huge L. Dark chocolate is great. This is a child’s take. This is what people who have coffee with their cream and sugar

I’m personally offended that draft kings hasn’t turned ramblin man by the almond brothers into Gamblin man

If the NBA decides that wins count for your draft position at the end of the season, then they shit sure need to get rid of the lottery

Joe Mazzulla seems like the type of guy who really likes Starship Troopers for all the wrong reasons

Excuse me

Idk why, but 98% of posts on LinkedIn are so lame and disingenuous sounding

People forget, but Noonan was a bucket