Me the night before my office days: *sets alarm* “That’s enough time, isn’t it? Sure. That’ll be fine.” Me the next morning: *running for the train* “Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!” Every. Single. Time. 🤦‍♂️

Hear! Hear! Support human creators, not the trained-by-theft, environmentally ruinous plagiarism machines currently masquerading as AI.

Interesting article here about an alternative to the OnlyFans-style 🦐 sites …

Am I the only one who can’t get over how weird it is that the President of the United States makes major policy announcements on his own proprietary social media platform? And that each one more unhinged than the last? I’d love to see a history book from 50 years in the future. Unbelievable.

Billionaires.

What’s the best one liner in movie history?

Just realised I’m coming up on a year since my last booking – which was itself almost two years after my previous booking. *sigh* stoopid cost-of-living crisis … ☹️

I have way too many books I want to read and not nearly enough time. Somebody sort that out for me, would you please? Thanks.

Just been called out on my FB page over a post about Charlie Kirk. For the record, it wasn’t celebrating his death or mocking him. It *was* comparing him with Hitler, but given that he founded MAGA’s Hitler Youth arm, Turning Point, and that he was a mouthpiece for an administration that 1/2

Cool. So the Trump administration is resigning en masse, then?

This is brilliant, funny, scary and hugely erotic all at once. Close the internet for the day. We have a winner. 🤩😂😳🔥

COVID booster tomorrow because – despite the best propaganda from sovereign citizens, third-rate ‘celebrity’ chefs and (God help us all) the US Secretary of Health – SCIENCE IS REAL! FFS, get vaccinated.

🆘 Fleeing the US ‼️ The US' political climate is getting more terrifying every day. I'm trying to get my family out of it, where my kids can have a fighting chance at a future. They're both neurodivergent. I, myself, am ND and trans, too. gofund.me/3072e5e8 👇 Other ways to help below 👇

I was just idly scrolling through Facebook (yes, I know, but it’s still the best way to keep in touch with friends across three continents) and found that the feeds of two friends – both intelligent guys – are filled with pro-Trump, anti-vax conspiracy posts. Gutted. 😔

I'm considering painting my incall. If you're a pro painter and would like to do barter with me, reach out, I can think of a lot of ways I could make watching paint dry more interesting 🩷

You know, I enjoy my freelance work, I really do. But trying to do it through a nasty head cold is not something I’d recommend. Ah well. Back to the desk … 🤧🤒☹️

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

Hello all, I’ve been suspended on my other platforms, which is honestly just crazy. Please reach out to me here and make a note of my email in case anything happens to this account as well. Also follow all my other stuff. Thanks for your understanding.

I suspect it’s long past time we confiscated the assets of every billionaire tech bro, used the money to alleviate poverty, disease and inequality, and put the Musks, Thiels, Andreessens, etc. into a care home where they can no longer harm themselves or others.

Look, all I’m asking for is that Trump nationalises SpaceX and Starlink on national security grounds, thereby halving Musk’s fortune; and Musk releases the Epstein files and turns Twitter against him, thereby outing Trump as a paedophile and denying him a major social media support structure. 🤷‍♂️

*Gratefully receives fee for freelance work* *Makes credit card payment* *Looks at balance* … fuck … ☹️

Genius 😂

Today is Ms22’s first day in a proper job, after years of study and casual work. I am a very proud Dad! 🥰

Just been to a shopping centre public toilet. Once again I am amazed and appalled by how many men think running your hands under the water for 2 seconds and then shaking them qualifies as washing your hands. 🤢

Extraordinary artwork. Just … 🧑‍🍳 💋

There’s a couple parked right across from our driveway having sex in the back seat of their car. Now THAT’S how you start your Tuesday! 😂👏👏👏

I just found and followed a whole bunch of brilliant NSFW artists. Very pleasing start to the day! 🎨🍑💦

Darling child just broke my Lark whisky glass. I will be in mourning for the rest of the day. 🥃🪦😔

This is extraordinary. I absolutely love Mike Kaluta’s art. So detailed, so fantastical. Wonderful stuff.

Just finished re-reading the first Murderbot novella in preparation for the upcoming streaming show. Every bit as good on the second go round as it was the first. Now: Artificial Condition.

Franchise exercised, vote cast, participation in Australian democracy completed. However … no democracy sausage! Disaster! I should have realised we were in the Bad Place when there were so many Liberal signs. ☹️

I was planning to subscribe to HBO note that it’s available in Australia. Not any longer. Oddly enough, I’m not keen to give them my money now I know they’ll be passing some of it to this bigoted scumbag.

Today will be the first time that every member of the family can vote. After a leisurely breakfast, we’ll go to the nearest polling place, vote against the corrupt RWNJ parties, and then celebrate with a family lunch out. It’s Democracy Day. 🗳️ 🇦🇺 🌭

Hey, Treason Shrek. Son and grandson of ANZACs, here. Go fuck yourself. 🖕

If you had Thanos-like power to unmake a single person, and wanted to do the most good for the US, there’s a very good argument that you would ignore Trump (because if he goes Vance replaces him and the evil shit continues but with less instability). RFK Jr being unmade would save the most lives.

I am considering visiting Hobart this weekend and I am wondering if I have any admirers that would like to connect? ☺️ I would appreciate any retweets on this post 🫶🏻 v i o l e t w e l l s . c o m

I wish I was so important that I had to have a telephone conversation at 7:45 in the morning on a quiet carriage that other commuters had chosen *specifically* because it’s supposed to be free of noise. Alas … 🤷‍♂️🤬

Movie you've watched more than six times (hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek or LoTR).

Hey gang! #Brisbane is booked out now but I still have some space on my dance card for #GoldCoast and #SunshineCoast. Get in touch to feel my touch 🌴☎️

Have I got time to read all the Murderbot books before the show starts on AppleTV? No. Probably not. But have I got time to re-read the first novella and get through another couple? Why, yes, I believe I have. 🤓😊📚🦾

This weekend I will mostly be doing freelance work and painting gaming miniatures. 🧝‍♀️🧙‍♂️

So, it’s a full month since I got over COVID, and only now do I have the mental energy to resume my freelance work. Been back at the part-time job for four weeks and those 3 days a week have left me utterly incapable of engaging with anything else until now. It’s an awful virus.

Another dream where I got off a bus/train without my luggage – and without my shoes (WTF?!). Then I lost my phone. But what can it mean … ? 🤔🤷‍♂️

Bus replacement service into work this morning. ☹️

I thought I’d get my big butt over to where the sky is bluer. 💙 Reposts would be deeply appreciated X

Excited to see so many lovely ladies fleeing Twitter and joining the blue skies! Welcome!

Happy birthday, @gfeholly.bsky.social! Wishing you a day of relaxing and delightful geekery! 🤓🎂🥂

I just got a Warhammer 40,000 starter set for my birthday. That sound you heard was the nergasm of a man in his late 50s reconnecting with the hobbies of his youth. 🤓

So. COVID. Not how I planned to spend my long weekend, but … 🤷‍♂️ At least now I have an excuse to do nothing but binge watch TV shows.

The idiot in this TikTok video states with (unearned) confidence that there is no such thing as planets because they’re not mentioned in the Bible. You know what else is not mentioned in the Bible? Cars. Like the one she’s sitting in. And cell phones. Like the one she’s recording on. I mean … 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️