Eight o’clock last night

Strawberries Zelenskyy

Release the Trump/Epstein Files!

Release the Trump/Epstein Files!

The oligarchs think their robots won’t unionize. Ha! We knew better 106 years ago.

Do you hear this Samuel Alito, you lowlife un-American piece of shit?

Change his goddamn diaper, I can smell him from here.

The Pimp and the Madam Release the Trump/Epstein Files!

Now I know where to take a leak when I’m next in D.C. The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool will be one big Tidy Bowl.

Scholars postulate she grunted with a lisp.

At the very least, the bare minimum, Kash Patel should have the living shit kicked right out of him.

General Tso I really like his chicken.

8:07 tonight. I love a free show.

Jared Polis is a certifiable asshole.

28% of registered American voters identity as Democrats. 28% of registered American voters identify as Republicans. 43% of registered American voters identify as independents. The independents will sink or save our republic this November.

Tomorrow I am hosting my niece and her boyfriend for dinner. We will have Tamarind-glazed Baby Back Pork Ribs with Jasmine Rice, followed by Strawberries Zelenskyy. Strawberries Romanov is taboo. Boycott ALL things Russian. I don’t even use their dressing. It’s either French or Thousand Island.

robbreport.com/shelter/home... If you’re thinking of relocating…

The Ides of May are upon us.

Make the world unsafe for billionaires. Very unsafe. They should be afraid to leave the house.

Reflect on this donald, you child rapist you.

PATHETIC LOSER

It’s legal for an automobile to travel through a Walk signal, but it’s illegal for a pedestrian to travel through a Don’t Walk signal. That’s pure unadulterated bullshit. That needs to change. Once it does, the NYC Department of Transportation can tell a walker where to walk. Until then, they can’t.

My Trump phone arrived yesterday. I really didn’t have the hundred bucks to blow, but it’s a terrific conversation piece.

I just read the obituaries. God damnit!

Steve, don’t you have a ballgame to get to?

www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie... He could be bitchy, but his film knowledge was encyclopedic. He died at home at the Dakota in a two-bedroom apartment he bought for $30,000 in 1969. It is worth several million dollars today. Rest in Peace.

The GWB at 7:15 tonight.

“The crown, which dates back to the 1937 coronation of King George VI, is made of gold and set with 2,868 diamonds, 17 sapphires, 11 emeralds, 269 pearls and four rubies.”

Makes me want to pull out the marshmallows.

A Blue Tsunami is coming, and if the twice-impeached, 34-time convicted felon, treasonous, and serial statutory rapist cries “rigged,” he needs to breathe his last the very next day.

substack.com/@meaghanwils... Very catchy

Unseasonably chilly today and next Tuesday and Wednesday look unseasonably hot. I will no longer apologize for my mood swings.

substack.com/@xplicitpoli... Nice going Kentucky. You really hate America don’t you?

Dame Joan Collins, yesterday, May 12, 2026, at the Cannes Film Festival. Looking remarkable at 92 years old! Stéphane Rolland Haute Couture

He is America’s #1 candidate for capital punishment. He needs to face the death penalty.

Any and all Republican victories this November will be illegitimate.

This is just the dawn of the Mamdani Era. Socialism will defeat fascism. Hip Hip Hooray for Mayor Mamdani!

Didn’t like DEI? Well it cost you this White male consumer. Target, you made yourself a bullseye for a boycott.

Yo donald! Your war is boring you? Shucks. Iran holds all the cards. You’ve been shellacked, again. Iran will reopen the Strait of Hormuz once you’ve admitted defeat. You lost donald, and you lost because that is what losers do, lose.

Oh look! The serial statutory rapist is hard at work. All that’s missing is embalming fluid.

Uday doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

Didn't like DEI? Well, you lost this White male consumer.

The George Washington Bridge last night at three minutes to eight. Five miles away.

apnews.com/article/myan... Ka-Ching!

STOP CONSUMING!!! Robots will not participate in a general strike and the oligarchs will just go on producing, but robots don’t consume, humans do, and a consumption strike will make the oligarchs cry uncle.

Two coward$ beholden to Zioni$t dollar$. Chuck has won his last election, and Hakeem will not be the next speaker of the house.