I have no love for Sarah Ferguson but can anyone tell me why the only people getting actual punishment for their involvement with Epstein from our press seem to be women?

Oh yeah never considered Liverpool might just play their reserves 🤦‍♂️

I was thinking it would be an embarrassing shitshow if we got relegated and Derby went up then I realised Millwall could get promoted and suddenly I’m not so bothered about bantshaming. They need to bring back taking the knee for next season let those bellends show their true colours.

Nottingham Forest under Dyche: 11th in prem form table and qualify as seeded playoff in Europa. Please I don’t think this is our best look but please just concentrate on supporting our team til end of season. Outrage can wait

U reckon Palace fans have worked out their board are also criminals yet? Or maybe they can hang them out to dry a bit more before they realise..?

#nffc I’m not prepared to get on Dyche yet, but if we were going to play possession football Luiz should’ve started over Dominguez. Clear takeaway after watching Savona and Zinchenko enough times now is I need to see Ola back. We aren’t playing bad football but Woody and Ola are sorely missed

Sangare has gone from messy unreliable and unconfident to the Ivorian Pirlo. Guy was unplayable

Non forest take number 3: spurs fans singing champions of Europe after this performance and having been managed by the fraud of all frauds for 2 years enough to hamstring their incredible squad to achieve absolute mediocrity… 🤮

Non forest take. Bruno Guimaraes is the best box to box midfielder in the world. I’ll wait

So happy for kalimuendo #nffc

Sat with three Forest fans from Milan heading to the game v Malmo tonight. They are one ticket short for the weekend's game against Brighton. Can anyone help please? They have memberships if that's relevant. #NFFC

Shame on @theathletic.com shame on Laurie Whitwell. England embarked on on a big tournament and you want to put out clickbait dirge about Mason fucking Greenwood. I tell you who needs him… nobody. He’s still getting paid for doing what he loves and he’s still a wife beating rapist… SHAME

Igor Jesus has arms in his chest apparently 😂

#nffc Our season starts at Anfield

Things ppl do when speculation is prioritised over facts

Facts

Speculation

Countdown to full scale palace fan meltdown as they attempt to justify any amount of slander as a retaliation for their own rule breach

Netanyahu isn’t Moses. It’s okay to stand against him without fear of being antisemitic.

If he cares that much maybe he should be forced to work with Ange for 2 years, and when his podcast business starts going south within 39 days maybe he’ll get it

I tried to be poetic but I just think Ange is incompetent. Thank got we have gone back to pragmatism. No swear words. Ange is a cunt

A day in the life of #uproarfc will have my hair falling out by the handful. Fuck media narrative on Marinakis Fuck pundits pleading with us to give Ange enough time to have us rock bottom and out of Europe Fuck fans thinking we gonna get some amazing manager now when we couldn’t a month ago

#nffc fanbase meltdown is sth I know we really love at 🌳 but here’s the facts: We sacked the perfect manager for our squad while we were on the up and replaced him with a steaming dog turd. Managers don’t want to take on new projects mid season when you’re 18th. So Ofc Dyche isn’t anyone’s…

Okay so I’m saying it; Both spurs and villa have been awful passing out from the back so far. Worse than Forest even. Only difference is they don’t shit their pants at set pieces. I expect to see a big improvement in results even if the replacement is dyche or even a used condom, or rat droppings.

Can’t defend corners, going home

#nffc laughing stock. Pundits saying you gotta give the guy time. Nobody has explained why

It saddens me that a guy that’s getting 3m a year and will get full compensation for any dismissal, isn’t accepted by fans that never asked for him, didn’t want him and are rightfully concerned he could relegate us. Well Chris you can cry and it really doesn’t matter

Just watch the video. It’s a Chelsea issue and an fa issue. Blame Forest all you want. There’s a lot of babies dressed in blue and a lot of officials keen to distance themselves from the disparity in fines. 🤷‍♂️

Anyone affected by our fanbase being okay with sacking a manager we didn’t want too early because if we wait it will be fairer to the dude on 3m a year:- 116 123 is the number for Samaritans. Chris Sutton Martin O’Neill included. We aren’t a charity. And we don’t ask for this.

Valuation smells a bit off. Could be out of date

Right so with no change seemingly on the horizon #nffc What would have to go down between now and the next international break to get us on board? Obv need 3 points in Europe and anything less than 5 points from Chelsea Bournemouth Utd would be disastrous and yet highly likely. Cluelessball 👎

#nffc the shining light on our season thus far has to be Elliot Anderson. Whether he stays or goes. Cementing himself in the England first XI and going from strength to strength. His heart may well reside in Newcastle but his head is focused on improving and learning the game. #geordiemaradona

#nffc His 2 year salary is £6m assuming his bonuses are not paid at severance. He would receive the entire amount if he was sacked. Unless anyone has a better idea for when we get relegated can we all stop feeling sorry for Ange not being given enough time. It’s life. He will sleep okay 👍

I keep seeing media outlets referring to Postecoglou’s comments about relishing a fight as if wanting to do better is somehow a demonstration that he knows what he’s doing. Our squad is absolutely fine. We shouldn’t need to fight to win games of football. Making it about himself. It’s about 🌳

I told my wife and girlfriend I’d have next international break off..!

Wake up Evangelos

Routinely dispatched #nffc Better squad worse performances Every game Twice a week Ange out Feel sorry for those who believe it’s worth persevering Sleepwalking into the championship atm

Angeball is what it is; entertaining, beautifully ugly, style over substance and fun for about 5 seconds. Tell me I’m wrong media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2l...

Sacking nuno for Ange is like replacing an rsj with marshmallows because it looks fun. #nffc are we having fun or are we watching our house collapse?

Every team in Europe knows how to play against us and we don’t even know how to defend corners. In 5 weeks. Big gamble and no pragmatism. I don’t have the energy to have the hope kill me time and time again. Time to say you got it wrong Evangelos.

Thank you to the person who hung a Union Jack flag outside my house on a lamppost 2 weeks ago. The council are calling me woke for wanting to see the street view from my front windows and I worry about being targeted if I attempt to take it down myself. Fills me with patriotism honestly 🤦‍♂️

I’ve never believed in anything religious, other than a moral code. I’d love to think the fuckwits ‘running’ the world into the ground and committing war crimes will meet their maker in full knowledge of what they’ve done. If you commit genocide, God won’t care if u pray to the right prophets

To all #nffc fans: Media narrative is all gonna be focussed on Marinakis and he will take the flak. In reality Nuno used 2 consecutive press conferences to vent. This was always going to happen. We are lucky enough to have successive managers leave with our adoration. What will be will be 🌳 ♥️

Right now that’s out of the way surely Palace fans be level headed enough to enjoy how well they’re doing and not blame anyone except for their board for all the mistakes and failure to reinvest.

Fellow FPL enthusiasts, A call to arms. Anyone using or previously using ANY FF website for subscriptions on credit cards, please be aware the majority of companies do not communicate with you at all and CONTINUE to charge annual payments. We are being SCAMMED. Unsub to anyone linked to them…

Chris Wood is going to have to play into his late 50s to give fpl analytics players enough time to see him regress to his mean xG

Parish did those two main interviews, the first with SSN Kaveh in New York, and the first words out of his mouth were a lie. He said in the club's 164-year history, and the interview went downhill thereafter. Then he did the TRIF and made allegations he could not prove and smears

Won’t let me reply but reposts me as a scab. Palace through and through

Who you blaming?