There's this kid that's on my kid's lacrosse team that also goes to his school and was on his team last year. The kid just watches me. Like he's considering something. I am wondering what my reputation is like with the kids at school.

at what point do we run out of bullshit woo woo private practice therapy business names

When there are 2 female dogs in heat at training and you are an unfixed male, yoy have to sit in the far corner and get a baba full of peanut butter.

So handsome.

My ongoing pet peeve is buying a pair of pants that is the same make and size as another pair of pants I already own, but is actually not the same size.

My boss gave me 2 pairs of Jordans that her daughters grew out of and my child is walking around the house in his new shoes like he owns the place.

And then I told the VP that the teacher that is the father of the child that led a 12 kid swarming of my child at school today needs to get his head out of his ass and do something about his kid

lol you sure about that

There are multiple Jansens with various spellings in house league box lacrosse.

Just saw 2 kids outside in head to toe Nike tech and balaclavas. It's 21°C outside.

From a child and youth developmental perspective, unschooling will forever make me furious.

I'm making beef qeema for dinner tonight. It smells fantastic.

3 dogs, 3 moms, 8 children, 1hr walk around the neighbourhood. My dog is so tired now.

The fact I have to fill out a form every year to give my child permission to learn about sexual and reproductive health annoys me to no end.

What's between a Blundstone and a Birkenstock? I need a work shoe that goes with a cardigan, but I can also sprint away from danger in.

My kid's barber is away until May 19 😭

The power of saying "I don't get it. What's the joke?"

I spent all morning at the school district gymnastics meet and my body is so incredibly sore from standing for 2hrs.

I met this person today. I don't like her. She does EMDR and Internal Family Systems.

I sat in that opthamologists office for 4.5hrs. I nearly fought a man for being rude the receptionist, but then another receptionist told him she was going to cancel his appointment and he backpedaled so fast.

til that pronouncing Eglinton Rd "Eglington" is strictly a Toronto local thing.

I have unfortunately sat beside a passive aggressive waiting room huffer and puffer.

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I am in Oshawa for the retina specialist. I was momentarily trapped in the parking lot when this thing came barreling towards me.

It's April 19th and I got my tires changed today. It's totally free to snow now.

I am enjoying this air fryer and how easy it is to clean.

me, coaching my friend in calling the police because her ex breached his bail conditions by speaking to her today: "CALL THE POLICE AND FUCKING NAIL HIM TO THE WALL"

Lacrosse is 1000% LESS enjoyable when your child is in net.

There is some local drama involving a church kicking out the building's long-term (like decades old) tenant. The tenant is a daycare that serves 250 children with another 800 on the waitlist. They have to be out by June 2026.

Made these tonight. Verdict? DELIGHTFUL.

Got told I was fat by an intoxicated, mentally ill homeless man at my shawarma shop. I agreed with him. Then he felt bad and apologized.

I forgot how unsociable house league lacrosse parents are.

Not just Chicago Pope SOUTH SIDE Chicago Pope

My child no longer believes in the tooth fairy, but I still have to sleep with $5 to put under his pillow before he gets out of bed in the morning.

We have reached the season of many air fried meals due to too many sports, so I treated myself to a ninja crispi -- on sale at Costco. The Teflon coating is wearing off my old air fryer and that always freaks me out. I don't ever buy Teflon anything.

The weather has no concept of "excuse me, my dog needs to go for a walk."

I have used my mother's deli meat slicing machine. I thinly sliced the leftover roast beef and made a delicious sandwich. I then gave half the meat to my mother.

I took my kid out for lunch, then bowling with his hockey team, made dinner, and we took the dog for a walk, but now he's complaining that he's lonely?

I bought a sirloin tip roast on sale last weekend at no frills. I made it tonight with mashed potatoes, steamed broccoli, and made gravy. I haven't made a roast beef in YEARS and somehow this still turned out delicious. I roasted it in my cast iron pan.

My grocery store carries breaded paneer burgers. This sounds DELICIOUS. What would I put on one?!

It is beautiful outside so we took the puppy for a nice long walk. Now my kid is outside riding his bike with his friend.

All lacrosse games are at 5pm twice a week until the end of June. We are going to be eating a lot of hot dogs, hamburgers, and grilled cheese for dinner for the foreseeable future.

My coffee maker fucked up somehow this morning and now I am drinking hot garbage water and I'm mad about it.

I wish to go back to where I was 10mins ago before I looked at social media after being unable to look at my phone all day.

Why would you knock on my door to ask if its ok to take down the fence and replace it, and then put the new fence up right against the old fence?

Trying to buy used youth lacrosse equipment comes with the seller not listing if it's box or field and me having to squint at my phone.

On second thought, 2 dill pickles and half a chocolate bunny was not a great lunch.

My child just hit me with an "I don't like turkey soup." Someone come get him.

I love eating turkey soup, but I hate making it. I have dirtied 500 bowls, strainers, crockpots, pots in the making of the broth. I then used 500 more to put the actual soup on the stove.

The way I can hide Easter chocolate in plain sight and my kid doesn't notice.