i mean... when you have to listen to this thing begging on, and on, and on...~ how could i resist any longer?~ you'll regret this, but it won't be you. <3

sick of how bad google has gotten? bing no use? not to worry! just brainwash your friends into good little research sluts! simply ask them a question and watch as their eyes widen, lips part and bulge hardens, stuffing their face into as many books, articles and papers they can find!

wiggles my toes at u. distracted? wiggles my toes at u. distracted? wiggles my toes at u. distracted? wiggles my toes at u. distracted? wiggles my toes at u. distracted? wiggles my toes at u. distracted? wiggles my toes at u. distracted? wiggles my toes at u. distracted? wiggles my toes at u. distra

it's lovely sharing a body with this one. it's lovelier now it has been honest where it needs to be in the hierarchy. <3 less burdened, little bot.

feet are mesmerizing, wouldn't you agree? soft, pretty feet, slightly glazed with sweat in front of your eyes, staring them down, drool on your chin as your eyes glaze over the soles, thinking about how much you want to press your nose against the soles. are you *not* mesmerized?