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I just got rid of my Nokia flip phone during the pandemic so please excuse my bad manners.
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To the US Congress:
#passthenopardonsforpdfsact
about 1 month ago
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Macarena
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12 days ago
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Christopher Webb
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Designer Robert Couturier told the FBI Epstein asked him to decorate a bedroom on his island with “a very colorful palette for his girls.” “Everybody knew what was happening on that island.” Couturier eventually backed out and told the FBI what Epstein had instructed. The FBI knew. 1/2
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Still surprised at how many people are enamored with investing in a product/currency that produces nothing and is dependent on electricity and a network to complete each financial transaction.
14 days ago
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I’m so shocked Ryan got it!
15 days ago
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Oscars still so white
16 days ago
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So… does everyone fully understand that coke and crackheads have the code to the nuclear football?
19 days ago
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I just got burned by one of them ramen noodle soup cups😩
23 days ago
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Never forget that a lotta people elected a man who shits on himself and also sucked a man named Bubba’s dick.
25 days ago
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Motion Pictures
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25 days ago
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What will the history books say about the Epstein War?
30 days ago
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ReginiaPS
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Useful idiots cannot always be controlled.
about 1 month ago
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🤷🏾♀️
www.yahoo.com/news/world/a...
about 1 month ago
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I’m voting for whoever runs on abolishing ICE and Trump pardons.
about 1 month ago
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Why is Hakeem Jeffries doing his best Gavin Newsome?
about 1 month ago
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If I’m in the mood to be lied to non-stop for two straight hours I’d rather watch back to back youtube commercials
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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When he said devil they didn’t know then but I betcha they know now
about 1 month ago
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America’s gonna need the Black Panther to fix all this shit.
about 1 month ago
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To the US Congress:
#passthenopardonsforpdfsact
about 1 month ago
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But of course White History month has to come before BHM! How could we not know that.
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about 1 month ago
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Meals used to be free but it looks like feeding the nation’s defenders has also been monetized. So wtf happens when they lose/run outta freedom dollars?
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about 2 months ago
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Mfers out here grilling cinnamon and sugar wings😩
about 2 months ago
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The penalty for misconduct in public office should carry a minimum sentence of life in prison.
about 2 months ago
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wtf asked for this? Who asked for another “real-time information and free speech platform”???
arstechnica.com/space/2026/0...
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SpaceX acquires xAI, plans to launch a massive satellite constellation to power it
This marks not just the next chapter, but the next book in SpaceX and xAI's mission."
https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/02/spacex-acquires-xai-plans-1-million-satellite-constellation-to-power-it/
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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First Black Ice agent involved in killing a citizen HAS to know they’re gonna put his name, address, wife and kids pfp and GPS locs on fauxnews before sundown😂
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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Do yall think they’re gonna classically fuck up and let us just vote him out like they’re classically fucking up and finding everything else out?
about 2 months ago
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸
about 2 months ago
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The whole world is in tatters and shit is burning right outside your door. Subscribe here for more breaking news and you won’t miss anything😩
about 2 months ago
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The Editorial Board
about 2 months ago
So Qanon is true. PizzaGate is true. There is a secret cabal of pedophiles that conspired to take over the world. Only it wasn’t the people the conspiracy theorists hate. It’s their own people.
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Helen Kennedy
about 2 months ago
Lemon has one of the nation’s best lawyers and a national profile. I’m worried about the other reporter and two activists arrested with him.
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Mfers out here debating peanut butter and jelly like it’s evolutionary science and shit😂
about 2 months ago
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Ms. Shirley Raines
2 months ago
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They are breaking institutions, stealing our funds and depositing them in their private accounts and murdering people with impunity. Wtf makes people think they’re going to let us vote them out all willy nilly🤷🏾♀️
2 months ago
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqY...
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Nick Hustles- I’m letting go of the bullshit lyrics
YouTube video by Sativa Crazii
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqYZ7NdtRg
2 months ago
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Reminds me of listening to mama rant and rave on the phone abt some rich white folks she don’t know. Stretching her bp out like hot yoga. And wrestling AINT REAL EITHER😂🤣
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3 months ago
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If a robot can’t peel and devein shrimp what’s the point?
3 months ago
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Why tf he looking at me when he’s calling out watermelon tea shit I didn’t order no watermelon😂
3 months ago
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“That the people who did this had fear and anger in their hearts, and we need to show them a better way.” Sometimes it’s just better for everyone if you just put the dog down. Better for the dog too.
3 months ago
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Thaddeus Howze
3 months ago
Keith Porter, a 43-year-old father of two, was fatally shot by an off-duty
#ICE
agent on New Year’s Eve. His family says there’s no proof he fired at anyone. DHS claims the agent acted in self-defense but offers no evidence to support that.
abc7.com/post/keith-p...
#ShotByICE
#ExcessiveForce
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Advocates want legal action after man shot and killed by off-duty ICE agent in Northridge
Advocates argue that the off-duty ICE agent wasn't trained for the situation and should have called police and waited for them to arrive.
https://abc7.com/post/keith-porter-death-advocates-want-legal-action-man-shot-killed-off-duty-ice-agent-northridge/18359155/
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Will this be a Heather Heyer moment.
3 months ago
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Trae Young is < 6FT and constantly getting picked on by elite teams. This has been a defensive turd talk.
3 months ago
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I know I’m not the only one.
3 months ago
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They are going to declare martial law to prevent elections anyway.
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3 months ago
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All of this chaos and death all for the sake of rich folks manufacturing and selling us phones and cars with electric batteries that we don’t need.
3 months ago
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The Nobel what??
3 months ago
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America being first in instigating foreign and domestic terrorism again.
3 months ago
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