Massive gut punch and it’s easy to overreact when we lose to that bum Emery. Again our front 3 barring Saka is our Achilles heel. Our ball retention in that area was nowhere near acceptable. We have depth but the quality is so poor.

Got what we deserved. Some weird decisions.

Need some DIBU magic here.

Every Calafiori booking is the same gets too tight pulls the player down

Trossard again

Eze has found out about the standards at half time

Get big Vic on. Today a day for an actual centre forward. Odegaard needs to move the ball quicker

Switch White and Timber. White is making Rogers look like prime Cristano Ronaldo

Check your shoulders when defending wide. Basic shit.

Fucks sake Ebs

Just need to be careful with their wide players coming inside to create overloads in midfield

Merino needs to stay higher we don’t need him alongside Rice and Zubimendi

Rogers is a problem

Even with the injuries it’s still an exceptional team.

I can’t wait for Harry Brook the worlds thickest man to captain England #ashes

Brook batting against Starc

Stokes getting bowled after pretending it kept low is it?

Maybe 2 test series are a good idea #ashes

As soon as the ball starts moving Crawley will nick off #ashes

Imagine pretending the grand plan was to prepare for this series only to get smashed anyway. Unserious #ashes

England's cunning plan to exhaust Starc before he bowls is working like a dream. Poor Australia.

Important to remember that 1. Who is the Aston Villa manager. 2. The teams Villa have recently played. 3 the XG from those games. They aren’t good, they are in the falsest of false positions. As long as we can get 11 players on the pitch we are going to be fine.

I didn’t think Rio could produce more cringe after his World Cup wind up show but he’s exceeded himself. Merked.

Mosquera out for 6-8 weeks.

I can't believe I'm becoming nostalgic for fucking Sepp Blatter ffs

Why doesn’t Gianni suck Big Donnie off on stage and get it over with??

This is hideous beyond belief

Trump’s shooting a promo

There will never be another recipient of the FIFA peace prize

This England team isn’t beating the allegations are they #ashes

A little scenario. In the summer with 2 years left do you 1. Extend Havertz’s contract and sell Mik Merino. 2. Sell Havertz and keep Merino or 3. Keep both?

We needed that #ashes

Our founding father hasn’t seen Mikel Merino recently!!

Can someone ask the over rate specialist whether 75 overs in a day is acceptable? #ashes

Yes Joe now is the time to be silly

Maybe England should show Mitchell Starc some respect and not drive at every ball #ashes

Snicko?

KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, HAYDOS.

Funky declaration time Ben #ashes

Joseph Edward Root. Officially good at batting. #ashes

FFS just leave the fucking ball!!! #ashes

Joe please don’t do an Athers here I’m begging you #ashes

calamitous run out in the final session of day one at brisbane, is it

You have to admire this teams commitment to throw away good positions. Sick of them #ashes

Harry Brook better not had been whistling when he walked in after playing that shot!! #ashes

Crawley getting score to keep his place then getting out with a nothing shot. When’s it going to end Robbie?? #ashes

Did I moan at Saka for scoring a goal instead of giving Vic a tap in?

Pope will need a score for his career in the 2nd dig. Never been a number 3 #ashes

Good result. Iffy performance. White and Odegaard nice comebacks from injury. Merino I think is our 9 moving forward.

Lovely goal no issues with Bukayo’s decision at all.