two words

!! dream creamery is opening in the i.e. solarium. this whole neighborhood will be ice cream soon and im never moving away

accidentally tripped a man at the walker tonight. like, fully all the way down to the floor on his face while he was holding a beer. i apologized but he ran away. AWFUL! i cried. so sorry whoever you are, wet guy

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Portrait of Johanna Staude https://botfrens.com/collections/109/contents/28588

Quixote, it's me, I'm Sancho, I've come home, I'm so co-o-o-old, let me in-a your windmill

i love when animals use the sidewalk

May the monthly AWOO send chills through the cold cold hearts of the ice agents in town. 🪄🔮

(whispering because im in a meeting) awoooooooo

inching closer to the fabled gobert three

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i remember this! pretty sure it is a parking lot now.

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TIL! i picked up saying gong show from my sister and @upwardsparks.bsky.social back when they lived in calgary. i thought it was slang among their friends, not all of canada.

do what he says

Since we're posting about American ag schools & extension services, it's a good time to revisit the astonishingly vast and excellent work that Bobby Lee, Tristan Ahtone, and their team did with the Land-Grab U project. You can trace every US land-grant parcel sale to the people it was stolen from!

Seriously. If you haven’t, take your turkey from the freezer now. Today. Now. Right now.

Let the holiday Turkening begin. Are you in possession of a frozen turkey? Start maneuvering space for it in your fridge to thaw starting today.

eating raw shredded cabbage for my after school snack like all the cool kids do

"it’s designed so that you might not even get to try some of these recipes unless you happen to be in the right region at the right time with the right people. We don't have to have access to everything, just because we want it" hell yeah, excited to read this one

long read. i hate this police state nonsense.

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the only metric that matters if im gonna spend 90-150 minutes on a thing

read this. cram some art into your life

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Gotta pay attention, rook 😂

Your daily dose of Jaden McDaniels pettiness.

Confirmed by my feeds

What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.

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doing my regular check of Baseballs Signed By Celebrities On eBay and i gotta say this feels like a great deal

Un jour à l'autre / One day to another https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3113586

bye for now tonkin

This could be us, but you McPlayin’

opened a package of sponges and they were slightly wet. ??? that's not normal is it please say no

*hissssssss*

Trans rights is a winning platform. Pro immigration is a winning platform. Taxing the rich is a winning platform. Affordable housing is a winning platform. Free childcare is a winning platform. Hating Andrew Cuomo is a winning platform. SOCIALISM IS A WINNING PLATFORM

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

what's it like to fill your pepper grinder without spilling peppercorns everywhere and then finding them for months? is that nice? sounds nice

if Frey loses I bet he’ll leave Minneapolis immediately, which is a great argument to vote him out honestly

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So why does the price vary so much from grocer to grocer?

it's the velo slap

this game has everything

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Got fired from my job as the woman who operates the kiss cam because I refused to stop covering up all the men with photos of the the SS Edmund Fitzgerald