I'll be for real, I think my undertale interest is finally dying at the worst time.

(( maybe I should return to twitter first. I've noticed I don't really got much to practice for here.

* just threw a rock at nightmares window. decided to try and get one of my teammates killed for fun today.

* cool as it'd be, nah. but I don't need him to have some fun.

* when I address my target audience, that doesn't mean the people who enjoy me. * means the people I've got a target on next.

* i suppose i'm the sole alternate sans here. * aside from my boss, of course, but when are you gonna see him?

* my loyal twenty followers. give me someone to interact with. preferably someone afraid of death.

* apparently, the creators hated my handle, so I changed it to an equally good one.

* I thought this place would've changed majorly. looks like I was wrong. * if there's one thing that won't ever change, that's me.

* by the way, I don't really know what "canon" means, but this account is now canon.

* just killed another au, feeling good.

* say, you look like something I've seen before. * aren't you from that one science lab? what, black mesa?

* I've been informed it's been a while, huh? * can't get rid of me, though. unlike that purple dude, I've got originality coming back.

* talk about a nightmare, huh? * feels like I've been asleep for 6 months. oh, wait.

* heya. you caught me about to eat this really delicious hyperealistic burger. * you may be wondering what I'm doing here. this is the noncanon zone.

everything here is noncanon to main ptwt killer btw

(( I might make this place an excuse to bring back killer for specifically this place until I decide to bring him back to ptwt.

[ * last post before I leave for (probably) at least a couple months before I decide to take over again completely. ] [ * make sure to spread word about how cool killer is to your friends and family. ] [ * I'm going on vacation. and by that, I mean nightmare is preventing my internet access. ]

* hope you guys didn't miss me too much. took this time as a chance to grab this guy's account for a post. * I don't really know if I can transfer temporarily ownership of my killing machine son, but I'm giving him to the owner of this account. * later, losers.

[ You got a note that reads. . ]

* you're caine, right? * big teeth with eyes. I've been told to give you a message.

* looks like we're getting even more people here now, huh? * that's great. more people to try my delicacies.

* already getting tired of this place, and it's only been like one day. * back to sleep, I guess.

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