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ITS TRUE. CRIME GOES DOWN IN A POLICE STATE IF YOU DONT COUNT THE POLICE STATE AS A CRIME. CODY

PEOPLE WHO ESCHEW CHRISTS TEACHINGS IN FAVOR OF THE OLD TESTAMENT ARENT CHRISTIANS. THEY ARE JEWS WHO HAVE MISSED 2025 YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT.

The burning question going forward is if historians will refer to this period of time as Nazi America.

The House Republicans are 92% white, and 85% male but they will tell you they are not racist. Here’s a pic of their caucus.

Vance is milking a giant invisible cow.

I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

Required reading.

When you come to a fork in the road, chose one. If it works out well, you can tell everyone that you were saved by the fork in the road.

My waistline is an imaginary number anyways.

This PEANUTS comic strip was published #OTD on March 12, 1959.

Take some time to enjoy the beauty of nature

#beach #refuge #colors #cliff #sky #photography

I was literally thinking, why don’t conservatives know how bad this is? And this appeared. Bluesky (tap tap) are you psychic?

Good morning tribe. What shades of awful will this administration unleash? It's like the cereal box prize nobody wanted or asked for.....

With new producers, a new studio, and a new 007 on the way, change is expected for the next James Bond.

You can’t spell hatred without R E D H A T.

EVERYONE THINKS SEVERANCE IS FASCINATING BECAUSE OF THE EXISTENTIAL QUESTION BETWEEN EARNING A LIVING AND MORALITY. I THINK IT’S A FASCINATION WITH INNIES, OUTIES, AND EVERYONE HAS KNOWN SOMEONE WHO ALMOST DROWN AT CAMP.

For a limited time, when you buy two stores, you can get another one for free.

Mise "When Small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set." - Lin Yutang @WiseSages

HEY AFTER THEY LOSE THE MIDTERMS WHAT SAY WE GO ON OVER TO ELON MUSKS HOUSE AND DELETE HIS BANK ACCOUNTS? Cause, you know, mandate.

If you’re just following people who write about Arakkis, it’s called Dune scrolling.

“I do this so the country won’t change me.”

100%

I THINK THE CAT IS TURNING THE HEAT UP AFTER I GO TO BED. IT MIGHT JUST BE TOO MANY BLANKETS ON THE BED BUT OCCAMS RAZOR. IT WAS THE CAT.

Remember:

Checked to see if this is true- it is. She is also very generous to many other causes. What a treasure!

I’ve always wondered why petroleum companies don’t embrace Green Energy, get in on the ground floor, and make a killing. Here it is. They currently waste 2/3rds of energy produced. The profits from Green Energy, although substantial, will not fill their greedy gullets. flowcharts.llnl.gov

Global communities are the kids in the cartoon and they are about as effective.

He’s not acting like a clown. He has no intention of instituting the tariffs and deportations promised, he’s just moving MAGA along to the next shiny object.

HITTING MEXICO WITH TARIFFS AND RENAMING THE GULF OF MEXICO WON’T REDUCE FENTANYL USE. FOR THAT YOU NEED REHAB, THERAPY, AND EMPATHY. WELCOME TO THE WAR ON DRUGS (just say no) 2.0

Veterinarians have improved, technology is reducing prices, there are low-fat cake choices… 3 out of 4 isn’t bad.

Frankenstein wasn’t even a monster.

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around. Clean 28 years now.

MOST COUNTRIES HAVE A NATIONAL HEALTHCARE SYSTEM BECAUSE THEY THINK OF ALL THE CHILDREN AS THEIR OWN. MAYBE WE SHOULD DO THAT IN THE USA.

If our justice system didn’t already work on a sliding scale to empty the pockets of those caught up in it, this might be poignant.

My cat is occupying an empty box. She’s such a carton character.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY AFTER 2000 YEARS ALL THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC JUST SCROLLS THROUGH SEVEN SONGS.

NOW IS THE TIME FOR NGOISM. PEOPLE NEED TO SOLVE PROBLEMS WITHOUT THE THIRD OF THE POPULATION THAT VOTED FOR A GREEDY, BACKWARD, PRE 1776 GOVERNMENT.

So that’s why, famously, Germans don’t have a sense of humor.

GAETZ INSISTS HE GAVE MONEY TO WOMEN HE DID NOT DATE, WHICH IS SHORT HAND FOR THEM NOT GETTING A BURGER BEFORE SEX.