Just came across a fic where Alexander the Great and Hephaistion play Dragon Age 2. I have many questions but I’m intrigued to see where this goes

Today marks five years since the v1.0 launch of HADES!! With HADES II v1.0 out next week, we wanted to express our deepest gratitude for all your support of the original. THANK YOU!!💘🔥 HADES is now 75% off for the occasion, & we're streaming now on Steam, YouTube, & Twitch.

Update on the “applicants sending us inappropriate things” front, a different applicant accidentally sent us a transcript of a WhatsApp chat that was FULL of very, very NSFW questions and evidence that he was trying to scam someone while pretending to be Kevin Costner. Never a dull moment 😭

I just found out they did a cast recording of Hadestown with the London cast that I saw and I’m crying 🥹 this is everything I wantedddd

Sorry, *was a garbage father. Rest in piss, Bozo

it always feels like we're being forced to throw a dinner party for the worst people on earth, and we have to shut up and smile and be gracious, no complaints, while the worst people on earth are our honored guests and we best not embarrass ourselves in front of them no matter what they do to us

A reminder that if you’re in the UK, you can directly support Palestinian farmers and manufacturers by buying @zaytouncic.bsky.social Fairtrade/fairly traded olive oil, freekeh, almonds, maftoul, soap, za’atar, dates - from most Oxfam shops or the Zaytoun website: zaytoun.uk/products/

LOL. LMAOOO even

Just found out that an applicant once sent our Undergrad Admissions team a d*ck pic via email. WHAT

Since my job may now be at risk thanks to AI, the least the universe could do is send me a pair of sunglasses that let me bring my household appliances to life :/ waiting………..

Well, it finally happened. Got an email from some company about how AI can be used to do my work 🤡

I need bad things to happen to transphobes IMMEDIATELY. They’re getting too comfy getting their way.

And America still expects people to hand over their most sensitive data just to look at the internet…. delusional behaviour

“Why is the candelabra jorkin it in the dining room” is a very normal sentence I just said out loud. Anyway, play Date Everything!

Say what you want about Twitter (and there is PLENTY to criticise), at least over there I’m still getting real time information about what’s going on in this country and across the world, including Gaza. Here, I get absolutely nothing.

I feel like I’m going crazy. Why is NO ONE on here talking about the fact that Labour is trying to go full Big Brother on us??? Why is no one talking about the draconian OSA?? Why is no one talking about the Respect Orders they’re trying to push through??? It’s all over X, but here? Silence. WAKE UP

Eleusinian Mysteries mention??? In MY dating sim??? More likely than you think!!

If you’re a UK citizen, you REALLY need to be speaking up about Labour’s attacks on our free speech. Here’s an article on a VERY ALARMING addition to the Crime and Policing Bill which is already being read in Parliament. WE MUST OPPOSE THIS. www.spiked-online.com/2025/04/13/t...

Interesting that no one on here seems to be talking about the Online Safety Act given that this site has already been affected…. Wake the fuck up oh my god

Stripe said verbatim that they don't support adult content so it is time to make them regret it

A PayPal call center supervisor said they actually completely agree with me. They said that if enough people call PayPal they would be forced to take notice. I explained the Patreon/Itch/Steam situation and they said they're a creative themselves & that they hope the situation improves. CALL THEM

Labour’s response to the backlash to the Online Censorship bill basically being “you’re all pedophiles and we’re not going to listen to you” is…. A Choice. Extremely unprofessional and fascist as fuck

An open letter has been launched today (27/7/25) for members of the UK academic community (academics and other university staff) to sign, to press the UK Home Office to facilitate safe passage out of Gaza for 40+ students with offers for UK universities. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

As I’ve said before, a billion dollars is the socio-economic equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should WAIT WHAT no it’s a metaphor IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A METAPHOR —

I know we're upset about itch, but they're not the only ones Payment processors harassed companies bc of a 1,000 email hate campaign But we can EASILY top 1,000! I prewrote an email + got the contact info - you just have to send! ↻💬♡ to boost We CAN make a difference 💕 #itch #censorship 1/🧵

I’m treating myself to a fancy steak lunch and I mentioned to the guy at the table next to me that I’m celebrating my birthday and he bought me champagne and paid for my meal??? 😭❤️

Anyway!

Not to brag or anything, but my birthday present from my mum this year is the new Folio Society edition of Cicero and it’s GORGEOUS

This is what Achilles did to Hector in the Iliad…

Magpie with Pringle

US Passports are exactly as tacky and Stereotypical American as you think they are. Massive picture of an Eagle and all

As someone who sees a lot of passports for my job, here’s a current list of some of my favourite countries’ passport designs (ongoing): 1. Malaysia 2. Iraq

Saw a Magpie carry around a Pringle in its beak today

Every time I see new pictures of the Odyssey set I just get sad. Where’s the colour…… why are all the costumes so DRAB….

A more hateful creature does not exist to me. Evil, awful, horrible vibes

UTAH… this is not a game…

Hi, y'all! I am once again starting a GFM; this time to help me with my PhD continuation year costs. The YT video explanation: tinyurl.com/mwtn2ztj The GFM link: gofund.me/f53ad919 I'm posting this on all my social media platforms (even the ☠️ ones), so apologies if you've seen this already.

Might be a good time to remind folks of the No ICE in California itch bundle raising funds for the immigrant defenders law center (or you can donate to them directly) itch.io/b/3110/no-ic...

Working in a university is not for the faint of heart….

Just once I’d like to work somewhere where the management isn’t utterly ABYSMAL 😭

Permission to rant to someone about the absolutely infuriating all staff meeting i just had???

Everything reminds me of him….

Anyway. I love him <3

I thought Date Everything was just a silly fun cutesy dating sim, WHY in the name of jesus is my character getting freaky using TACO INGREDIENTS 😭

Today in Date Everything, I met a shirtless door, met a rat man, met the dommy mommy safe, and had freaky taco sex that left me with SO many questions. Game of The Year, Baybee

It’s hard being a Homer enthusiast when people try to make new adaptations. Does no one care about epithets any more?? Christopher Nolan, does “fiery-haired Menelaus” mean nothing to you??? Why is he BALD

Maybe your party should have put more energy into trying to defeat this bill than attacking Zohran Mamdani then…….

save me buff women from date everything…. save me…. 🥵🥴