imagine you're really crying over a pediatrician that you knew in physics class and then you pretend to be a comedian and you feel better I say hello reality !!!

but I do feel better so I win

i'm not a comedian ???! that's the joke

why are you so entitled to my life for thinking I should make you laugh just because I'm the comedian ???? (haha !)

also, my aim is to make myself laugh, which is extremely selfish, but fuck you

that's my excuse that I'm not a famous comedian so there you have it

it's just what's really awkward as I'm funnier in real life than online which is somehow the opposite of famous people

I always wish I was funnier, but I can be funny enough

alternatively & controversially, I don't think you have to be stoned to be funny

but being stoned looks good on a lot of really funny people

when I see famous people who are funny with big eyelids, I automatically know they are stoned

if I ever did write young adult fiction, you can be sure that all the characters would be gay

sometimes I feel my feelings so hard I really think seriously about writing young adult fiction

like what really is a Monday

what I like about social constructs is that once you learn them you basically make them your toys

if this were 732 BC i would be a famous indian writer who drove many men to suicide

when i am abstractly admiring humanity it is always about Yours

when i'm ranting and angry it's never about You it's abstract

i should be telling u to come to my show in mitte on friday and not confusing u w other shows ! but !!!! oh well ! i think u can handle it

ANGEL CHAIR - les nouvelle femmes d'alger dans leur appartement a live performance at Contemporary Fine Arts in charlottenburg, berlin on dec 12 with Mara Aiko, Maria Klein Araya, Anna Gien, Maansi Jain, Lija Novruzova, Sophie Stein, Sophie Gohla, Olga Cerkasova, Meriem S., Anja (Guitarist).

performing in this lqqk at contemporary fine arts in berlin dec 12, 2025 at 7 pm upon the request of author and artist anna gien ill be making a scent landscape and perfuming the room and intermittently working on a live drawing #performance #maansijain #art #painting by #owennormand circa 2014

unrelated i'm kinda glad im not obsessed w fried things ? like yes cool fine but i don't often crave fried things and am happy w a bake or a steam

meanwhile this painting of me is going live soon as promo for a performance i'm now allowed to tease officially which is at contemporary fine arts on dec 12 at 7 pm painting by owen normand and i will indeed be wearing this outfit

from the outside i'm like omg in an hour there was ten mins of real feeling

every time i start judging a straight couple on a first date it's like wait for it wait for itttttt its never what u think but its also exactly what u think

mira murati & team said eff off zucc

told my mom to google me and she said you don't exist in texas

is there a pocket app replacement

u can be mad that im so rude idc

like sorry no i won't help u do that

it's wild how many ppl in berlin actively self sabotage often and get mad at you if u don't help them ruin their lives

like the course maker earned minimum 40k in a month which i'm proud of her bc she is brilliant and it shows

i'm taking a course where ppl in the telegram group r discussing what other courses they paid for and they're mostly NYC ppl and im like lololololol guys this will not help u rub brain cells together in a useful way bc u need modalities which return u to ur bod but mb i will also host a course

i'm sorry i thought i could love u enough to make u stop hating urself that was my mistake and i am forgiving myself !!!!! i'll forgive u too but pls leave me alone

there is angst in me that's so over self hating berlin asshats but that is not new lol and also not limited to berlin

big talk bc i have an opening next friday and also bc i believe in my own sense of integrity and if u don't see it u don't know me and ur opinion is fab fodder for the media machine i gotta surf to make it in the art market probablyyyyyy bb xoxo

someone tn said to me aren't u afraid of being cancelled and i said hahha no i would love to be notorious

i'm celebrating being blocked bc i used to fear it and now im like thx for leaving

anyway whatever mostly i hope he wasn't moles ted as a child

sometimes when u get media theory u can see ppls character in their art and it seems like mb ppl who don't know themselves r fearful of this

i just also wondered if the painter was an aristocrat who doesn't do philanthropy and getting blocked suggests i was right and rly hit a nerve

i just mostly wonder if i was right and hence got blocked bc it took him several hours which suggest deliberation on how to make my astute observations disappear even tho i said the work was effective and affective

meanwhile i triggered a french painter online today and im kinda proud

it's not a crime to be stupid but isnt jt worse if u cant even enjoy it

it's okay that ppl r stupid and lazy but why do we have to pretend otherwise

i love the joke that's like and what happened to the doctors in the bottom half of their graduating class they r killing a lotta ppl and no one notices is what

and a lotta those artists ruin the profession for everyone bc ppl think making it as an artist is so hard ! i don't think it's harder than being a molecular biologist and i bet there r many of those who were not the valedictorian of their class to put it nicely but who have jobs and publish

like yes there are bad lazy artists who are basically failing bc they'd rather be distracted than examine their own lives and process and it is their right to do this ! that's beauty

what i don't love is lazy artists who use pass agg language as if ppl have no reading comprehension

meanwhile i loved writing an application for a gig today in a way that made me realize i just love writing