Fab Friday #lads

I don't know much about stocks. Is down 70% in one year good?

"BUT DON'T CALL US WEIRD!"

Never forget: We're only one obituary away from 2026 being a much better year.

Pre-taped, and they STILL couldn't get the lip-synching right.

He knows if the Dems take the House again, he will be impeached, and likely more than once. He will try ANYTHING to prevent that.

ME (2023): ME (2024): ME (2025): ME (2026): MUST. WATCH. CURLING!

I'm not Christian. Is this how it's done? kfor.com/news/local/p...

Is it that only evil people become billionaires, or do their billions turn them evil? Discuss.

"Why so much interest in powerful rich men trafficking and exploiting young girls and the massive conspiracy to keep it secret when we could be talking about my gold-encrusted ballroom?"

"And stop calling us Nazis!" www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...

So, the birther's movie ain't doing so hot, huh?

He's suing media companies and arresting journalists. It's full-fledged fascism, and it's here. How about you stop licking his boots?

PRO TIP: It's not typical for fascist governments to announce, "Hey. We're fascists."

Oh.

Watching the right blame anything and everything--whistles, car horns, mysterious financial benefactors, the victim himself--but not the people who actually executed Alex Pretti then counted the holes and realizing, "Oh, it really is a cult."

Sure, I'm biased. But my bias doesn't come from the liberal media. It comes from being a human.

It's astonishing how fast the regime's gaslighting propaganda machine crafts its phony stories and the obedient foot soldiers all fall in line.

It's never been clearer why we need to video EVERYTHING that's happening.

Who would've thought that arming and deploying gangs of untrained right-wing cosplaying psychopaths culled from the ranks of the Proud Boys, Patriot Front, J6 rioters, and other assorted neo-Nazi groups could lead to this?

During the American Revolution, the ones who complied were known as "loyalists."

Oh. So is he joking about Greenland too? And about invoking the insurrection act? www.forbes.com/sites/alison...

STARTED / GOING

HOW. MUCH. LONGER?

Today's Republicans are less about governing and more about shitposting, owning the libs, and hating brown people.

I enjoy having a beer and listening to talented friends play music. That's the tweet.

Oh. Congress. Is that still a thing?

This asshole.

Let me know when that Costco boycott kicks in so I can avoid the crowds.

Did anyone have "War Criminal in the Cabinet" on their 2025 bingo card?

Signs you might be living in a fascist regime...

Happy Leftovers Day!

DOGE, we hardly knew ye... www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...

Everyone calls me "comrade" now. "Hey! I saw that cab first, comrade! Hey! I'm walking here, comrade! Hey! Turn down your f*cking music, comrade!" It's nice.

Oh. Suddenly he knows something about something.

MAGA: Don't want to be picked up by ICE? Come here legally. *reports of legal residents and citizens being profiled* MAGA: How dare you report this divisive news!

I'm gonna steer clear of the bridges and tunnels today because of all the, you know, fleeing.

Every single one of these fucks needs to be prosecuted.

Oh, man. If Comey walks on a technicality, Trump's cankles are gonna explode!

Truth Social is big mad 'bout Bad Bunny.

It's the least I can do.

Brilliant! How did the people who developed solar power technology not know that the sun sometimes--what's the word--sets?

Another one bites the dust.

I'll sleep when I'm dead. (Or at 10pm, whichever comes first.)

Trump just fired the kid who installs Excel on BLS computers.

I walked on this for 10 minutes and I'm still not gay! Am I doing it wrong, Gov. DeSantis?

"believe" "seems" These people are pathetic.

Today I have verified I am human 7 times. I likely will still be tomorrow.