[Tim Meadows voice] DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

going insane because i realized panko means lil breads

every article i try to read has like 5 million intrusive videos all over the page and when i go to watch something on Youtube the video doesn't load and it asks me if i want to try one of their games

learning about Christmas

Tonight at 10pm ET: We're looking for you-know-who* in Vampire Survivors! twitch.tv/vghangover *a vampire

"how many clears is this for you?" "uh, one... simulated" #ffxiv

M12S ₚₕₐₛₑ ₁ is my defeated foe, no matter what combination of mechanics may arise ᵢₙ ₚₕₐₛₑ ₁ i will execute them flawlessly, if Square Enix ever devises a follow-up to ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᶦʳˢᵗ ᵖʰᵃˢᵉ ᵒᶠ M12S, then one day i hope to see it ᶦⁿ ᵖᶠ #ffxiv

BY DECREE OF THE MINISTRY OF GAMING ALL GAME REVIEW SCORES WILL HENCEFORTH HAVE A POINT CAP OF 0 (ZERO) WHICH MAY BE RAISED 1 (ONE) POINT FOR EACH OF THE FOLLOWING ACTIONS YOU CAN PERFORM IN-GAME: - SWING SWORD - FLY SHIP - SHOOT LASER

excellent

i will solve all of this world's problems with curry

sorry for repeated grouchposting but i just listened to the Star Fox music sampler they put out and dang what a complete snooze why do they keep remaking Star Fox 64 and not Star Fox 16 www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkYC...

ah another automatic Adobe update that stealth reset a bunch of my settings, please stab yourself one million times

remember... remember that he once lived #ffxiv

i think i gaslit myself into thinking Alien 3 was an ok movie but after rewatching it's really just dour and unpleasant from start to finish... i worry about whatever mental state i was in when i first saw it

been watching a lot of cooking videos in metric so i'm getting really good at pouring a random amount of oil and going "that might be 30mL"

We're live with Sledding Game! twitch.tv/vghangover

Tonight at 10pm ET: We're enjoying traditional frog winter activities in Sledding Game! twitch.tv/vghangover

doing the gamer dodge in M11S #ffxiv

[Captain Picard voice]

i can't explain why but it sounds freakin insane when someone refers to an MMO expansion as "DLC" like what are you talking about. who are you

got kicked out of fanfest for screaming LIGHT IT UP LET'S GO nonstop for two hours, seems a bit hypocritical imo #ffxiv

based Japanese BLM player making Yoshi talk about evolved BLM thank u #ffxiv

so on one hand, the job designer completely killed it with the 6.1 PvP jobs so i'm staying optimistic. on the other hand new thing scary i just wanna cast Fire IV over and over you're not gonna like me when i'm not casting Fire IV on yet one more hand, rip in hell 2-minute meta #ffxiv

can't tell if the room is cheering because they just LOVE dragoon jumps or if they've never done the new PvP #ffxiv

insane keynote. honestly didn't expect them to shake things up as much as it seems like they're trying to with 8.0. optimistic but also a lil nervous about the new progression and evolved jobs hehehehe aaaaaa #ffxiv

what the shit

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good news

Starting soon! Join us for a little Cast n Chill on this lovely Monday, April the 20th 🌿 twitch.tv/vghangover

one more sleep until Fanfest~ (hiding from clients this week so i am just gonna hibernate for four days)

even though it's the right call, it is really funny that Ripley immediately suggests blowing up the colony while she's still on probation for blowing up her old spaceship

hope u had a nice Friday nite, just spent a whole lockout singing along to the #FFXIV final raid theme in the baby animal voice possibly related but flavored soju should be illegal

thinking about getting mogged this weekend

if your power goes out while doing your taxes it means you don’t have to pay taxes(?)

happy Friday to everyone but Adobe software company

Starting soon! We're trying out the new Peak: Play It Your Way update! Surely we will reach the top of something this time. twitch.tv/vghangover

𝓗𝓮 𝓘𝓼 𝓡𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓷

New episode! VGH #677: Various Slime Properties We played Popokemon Ponkia, Wax Heads, and — finally — no Virtual Boy games! vghangover.com/2026/04/02/v...

Viennese noble listening to the first ever waltz: Nobuo Uematsu-ass song

Final Fantasy XIV director/producer Naoki Yoshida announces MMO's next expansion will be heavily Einhänder-inspired

We're live with Slay the Spire II! twitch.tv/vghangover

Tonight at 10pm ET: We're making our second ascent up the new and improved Spire in Slay the Spire II! twitch.tv/vghangover

if i was Dune i would have just stayed on the water planet

as if the heat wave wasn't bad enough they just issued a Bahamut advisory

hate summer

learning about the holiday

this is my new favorite card that's bad 90% of the time but it's too fun not to take. Looney Tunes Demon Form #sts2

very rude of Slay the Spire II to launch without eight years of exhaustive Reddit posts and wiki pages about every card

every Nintendo promo video is like the passive voice became sentient and got promoted to head of marketing

lol now we're talkin