The huge winter storm moving across the country is God saying ‘fuck you’ to MAGA.

The 7 Democrats who voted for the Homeland Security funding bill today deserve a special place in hell. I want names.

If you took out California, where does the rest of the US economy rank in the world?

The people working for ICE doing these things are enjoying themselves. I listen the right-wing radio sometimes and everything is just hate and name calling. Fucking with ‘communists’, ‘libtards’, and anyone who isn’t white is fun for them. They are getting off on this cruelty. It truly is a cult.

The NFL full circle moment will be when the Browns hire Bill Belichick back.

Everything is so fucked right now that my anxiety just got depression. I’m not sure if they even make pills for that.

How did people not just get up and walk out on Trump’s speech? I’m sure if a few did, most would follow.

I think I might take a break from social media. The new plan is to adopt a pug, name her Sky, and tell her how much I hate Trump in the voice I use to talk to cute dogs. All while petting her and getting aggressively licked on my face.

I think we owe Kathy Griffin an apology. She had it right all along.

If someone can just let me know where the files are, I will put together a team like Ocean’s 11 and steal them myself.

The WW3 Trump was referring to is coming. Allowing ICE to break into peoples homes without a warrant, in the most heavily armed country with ‘stand your ground’ laws, is going to start it.

The stories coming out about what ICE is doing with children, on top of what Epstein and his friends also did to children, has fucking broke me. I have two kids. Pure evil. I don’t know how we come back from this.

MAGA seems to like sports. Maybe we can convince the two teams in the Super Bowl to strike that Sunday until they release the Epstein files or disband ICE.

The desire for change in the NFL is so strong that I think they fired too many coaches this year. A few teams are going to end up with worse coaches than they fired.

If ‘Prince’ Andrew ever wanted to save face, he could name names from Epstein island. What does he have to lose at this point?

I am genuinely curious how much capacity of these massive data centers are actually being used. The only people I know who use AI are people who weren’t smart enough to do their jobs well before it anyway.

We all know those rich kids that grew up not being told ‘no’ and throw tantrums to get their way. Trump is that kid. Lesson to parents: consequences create character.

MLB announces that teams with payrolls under $200 million get an extra outfielder, like in little league. According to the commissioner, ‘it’s the best we can do for now’.

Trump has been in office only 365 days. This has been the worst year of my life and it feels like ten years have passed since the inauguration.

I am not good with law, but if the Epstein victims named names, couldn’t we just crowdfund their legal defense and private security? I would rather do that than pay taxes to these fucks.

For a party so concerned with transgender women playing sports, I find it funny that the entire GOP has no balls.

After driving in LA this weekend and seeing billboards for ‘Send Help’ I thought it wasn’t a movie and more like a plea for the EU or Canada to hear.

If Trump wants Greenland so bad, he should be forced to live there 6 months of the year to establish residency before he tries anything else. It would make a funny reality show.

I can’t think of one person in the GOP or now at CBS that is doing a better job than if we just left the position unfilled.

As a Sixers fan, I think we just just take the remaining working parts of Paul George and Embiid and make one player who can play 85% of the games.

McDaniel’s would have sold only about a hundred hamburgers and gone out of business.

I think the new Browns head coach will be some version of a human asking Chat GTP for plays.

After watching sports with my kids, we have collectively decided they will not apply to Kansas for college purely because of how stupid ‘Rock, Chalk’ is as a chant.

If the current state of the world is truly ‘God’s plan’, he is a real asshole.

Appointing a ‘special master’ to oversee anything sounds like some ‘50 shades of gray’ shit.

I muted Trump and cats and now I only get to see about 12 posts on the Discover feed.

You only get to save the world in movies, except if you happen to be the person to release the full Epstein files.

I hope the Bills hire Bill Belichick just for the jokes.

With a blocked punt from lazy blocking and a pathetic interception at the end, Miami beat themselves more than anything.

My latest pet peeve is anytime an actor or commercial tells me something ‘hits different’.

On a scale of 1-full asshole, where does the ‘thank you in advance’ person rank?

Hey Bluesky, while you are moving stuff around, try putting the ‘your post was sent’ at the bottom of my screen.

The entire country of the United States is being gaslit.

I’m not a big fan of hockey fights anymore, unless they are goalie fights. Skating across the entire rink to beat someone’s ass is a deeper level of commitment.

Something I never thought about until today: why is Butterfinger named that? I know both of those words, but together?

Trump is trafficking natural resources to his corporate overlords by invading sovereign nations. Wonder where he learned that?

How in the world does Pam Bondi sleep at night? She must have no conscience at all. I can’t sleep if I cancel an appointment just inside the 24 hour cancellation window.

One of my useless skills is that I can eyeball the amount of leftovers and find the perfect size storage container every time. I didn’t know it was a skill until my kids said something.

What MAGA missed when they decided to get into politics is political parties are not ‘teams.’ We don’t wear hats & jerseys of our representatives and our goal is not to beat the other team. The goal is to live better lives, together. If you ‘win’, we all lose. It’s one country you stupid fucks.

George Carlin would have been considered a prophet in the days before television. He has been right about almost everything.

If they really make a ‘special place in hell’ for everyone that deserves it in this government, the dishonest contractors I know going there will have a lot of work.

A Jack Sawyer has always played for the Steelers.

CAUTION *SPORTS* Can you put a running back in as a holder? I think it would make fake field goals more prevalent.

It’s amazing to me that the main demographic that watches ‘Law & Order” wants nothing to do with it as it pertains to the country.

In order for my government to respect my rights, I now identify as a corporation.