LeBron and Marcus Smart deserved a better ending to the season than that.

Nothing says NBA basketball like a concert from Weezer.

Austin Reaves is overrated. He would still be the third option or less on almost every team in the league.

For the next uncontrolled virus outbreak (thanks to a mostly defunded CDC), I suggest one that specifically targets old, racist, white men. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

AR makes so many bad passes and poor decisions my voice is going to give out yelling at my tv.

Dirk looks down at his ‘notes’ more times during a broadcast than I did during open note tests in college.

Draymond Green is horrible at television. Whoever keeps putting him on tv should lose their fucking job.

‘AI enhanced search’ is just google for stupid people.

If anyone can train seagulls to shit all over a new gold statue in West Palm Beach, please do so immediately.

NBA announcers have goldfish-like memories.

James Harden is playoff Kryptonite.

I just saw an insult from the UK calling someone a ‘fucking helmet’ and I am here for this and will be stealing it.

My blood pressure cannot take watching the Sixers right now.

So the GOP fucks this country up beyond repair and then they want to take away people’s antidepressants? I smell a revolution coming.

Ohio State needs to be banned from the NCAA for all the abuse scandals it failed to cover up. Michigan State and Penn State should have also received bans. The only way this dumb country understands how to pay attention is when we take away their sports.

Term limits, especially for the Supreme Court.

We either march on Washington, at least one million people strong, and remove these criminals, or we can just say goodbye to the whole idea of the USA.

If anyone believes we will get told the truth about what is agreed to with any Iran deal, you are fucking kidding yourself and haven’t been paying attention.

I need a break from the news. I just cannot with this shit anymore.

I cannot believe I live in such a blatantly racist country. The USA is being replaced by the KKK and the Supreme Court is in on it.

Update: based on the revised projected cost of the ‘ballroom’ at $1.4 billion, you could now build 5,600,000 sf of affordable housing.

You need to add ice to call it iced tea. If you don’t add ice, it is just cold tea.

New Press Secretary = New Ideas How about when he says a lie, instead of waiting to rebut him, you just use a buzzer sound. (You can use your phone, WH press). It can be like a game show. Rubio: We currently have a ceasefire with (buzzzzz) Wrong! This would cut down the bullshit at least.

Therapist: You should stop ‘doomscrolling’. It is not helping your depression. Me: When he dies or is removed from office, it will just be called scrolling and that’s ok, right? Therapist: …

Just once it would be nice if Mr. Met got to go to his own Gala.

If there is any event that seems silly and out of touch and only caters to rich people right now, it has to be the Met Gala. ‘Who are you wearing?’ Fuck you, most of us can hardly afford (insert basic human needs here).

Putting the Sixers and the Flyers playoff games at the same time is just really poor scheduling.

The minorities playing in the NBA should have a day of protest against the SCOTUS ruling during these playoffs and just not play. Let’s see what 4 guys on the Celtics do for ratings.

Is ‘Just for Men’ a sponsor of the NHL on TNT? You know why I’m asking.

I suck at internet.

We are all Minnesota tonight, go Wolves!

Watching McOverrated lose to the Ducks (of all teams) in the 1st round is just *chef’s kiss*

Starbucks employees not wanting to move to Nashville is hilarious. You can’t blame them. Seattle is a real city and Nashville is just a street of bars for bachelorette parties.

Go Sixers!!!!

I had no idea Joe Dirt played for the Celtics.

I think we should give trophies to all the narcissists out there and a free cruise, then just let the boat float in the ocean while we get back to a normal existence.

Without making 3’s, the Celtics have no offense.

Fuck your Adam Silver! I had to sign up for Peacock to watch the Sixers? They can’t even sell all the commercial spots. You are such a greedy asshole, and you look like penis with eyes.

For Trump’s ballroom, you could build about $1.6 million sf of affordable housing.

What is up with the commercials lately? Everyone is a fucking cowboy or driving an old truck or walking in the middle of nowhere. Pander much?

The Lakers look old, tired, and sloppy. The younger team is just working harder. Not looking forward to a game 6.

At lunch, I witnessed two people who worked together in the past talking. The woman said one sentence in about 15 minutes. I wondered if you can die from mansplaining. To give you an idea of the level of stupidity, he was a ‘self taught’ real estate agent trying to build an online following.

Go Flyers!!!!!!!

I think the players in LIV who will be crawling back to the PGA should have to perform a series of public humiliations thought up by a PGA committee headed by Rory before they are allowed back with any proceeds going to charity.

ESPN is unwatchable. I tried SC, Get Up, and First Take. It is all trash. No real insight, just yelling and stupidity. They would rather talk about the NFL when we are in the middle of the NBA and NHL playoffs. I will be online searching for highlights on my own now, assholes.

In order to enjoy the height and reach advantage over my 10yr (ratio) that Wemby has to the average NBA player, I would need to grow 2’’.

I saw a woman driving a Cybertruck on the highway today. I have SO MANY questions.

So you can’t prosecute anyone in the Epstien files, but you are trying to jail Comey for ten years for (checks notes) ‘seashells’. Cool, cool…

Nobody does superstition like NHL fans.

I think this is an intervention. apple.news/AGUHhibFZTWq...