The FIFA peace prize looks like the earth is being groped. Seems appropriate. ‘Grab ‘em by the equator’

I bet Trump watched Home Alone and saw the ‘micro machines’ part and then posted about ‘tiny cars’ so he can drive them with his tiny hands.

Artists will need to be licensed going forward. I propose a system where you submit human made art to a select panel and receive a license. Only licensed artists can be used on certain works and projects with public funding. Like a union against AI.

BREAKING: Olivia Nuzzi wins the NFL journalist of year award.

The Secretary of Transportation telling others how to dress is dictator shit. This is a free country, asshole.

Trump getting a participation trophy from FIFA is the cherry on top of a full shit show year. I thought that generation ‘earned’ things. wtf.

‘Shottie’ took a ‘shitty’ in Detroit.

I don’t know where ‘get bent’ came from as an insult, but the following NBA teams can get bent: Celtics, Warriors, and Clippers. That is all.

Has anyone invented a silencer for a leaf blower yet?

I listen to right wing radio a few times a week as some form of self-torture. Today I heard them say ‘a white liberal woman is the most dangerous animal on the planet.’ Now I am even more attracted to them.

The small dick energy of the Trump regime is literally murdering people.

If a Democrat wants to run for office and doesn’t want to tax billionaires, that’s my line. Hard no.

In my youth there was a tv show where ex-soldiers used their skills to help people and right the wrongs of the world. They were a team. The A-Team. We need them now more than ever.

I want to hire a chiropractor as an assassin for my neck. Sneak up behind me and just crack my neck please. I might pass out, but the relief would be worth it.

There are about 5 people I like in government, total. They are: Mark Kelly, Mamdani, Crockett, Bernie, and AOC. I follow politics closely, so it’s not like I don’t know other names…

More false starts, my life or the Cowboys last night?

I got a call at the office today from AI. It was not a person, but it was really close. The giveaways were about repeating and confirming information. There was only one stumble in the conversation. This shit is getting scary.

When someone looks at me and says, ‘we are going to have some fun!’ it sounds like a threat.

I’m still not sure at this age if I am ‘up’ for doing something or ‘down’ for doing something, but something is getting done either way.

All the moral lessons I was taught as a child seem like a cruel joke as I watch the world burn.

Has anyone else noticed that a high percentage of conversations, arguments, and media articles involve some sort of ranking and debate? What are we doing? Can’t we just have personal taste and not fight over stupid shit? I don’t care about the ‘Mount Rushmore’ of bands all-time. Fuck off already.

The Supreme in SCOTUS is really just short for supremacist, as in white supremacist.

If Putin were to get too close to a window, would most of the world’s problems go with him? A war could end, social media propaganda would lessen, and the blackmail on Trump might no longer be an issue.

SCOTUS is officially promoting Republicans to win in the mid-terms. We used to be a legitimate country.

The color of the year is ‘white’. You can’t make this shit up.

I read that someone called the ‘Home Alone’ movie the children’s ’Die Hard’ and after watching it with my kids this week, I can agree.

If Trump starts snoring in a meeting, what will Karoline Leavitt say then? ‘His intense focus creates an audible noise’. We are being gaslighted into becoming a third world country.

As an Architect this is the lamest thing I have ever seen. The ‘color of the year’ is…. Drum roll…. White. What the fuck is going on? White is not a color, just ask ICE.

Calling fishing boats off of Venezuela a ‘threat’ does not make them a threat. There are no laws that support what the US is doing.

Why veggie dogs? If you don’t like meat, then why shape your food to resemble it and try to replicate the taste, poorly, I might add.

I envy Trump for being able to fall asleep so easily, anywhere, and at anytime.

Time really speeds up. When I was a kid there was only a political crisis every 6 months. Now, there are more in a day.

BREAKING: Seth Curry has joined the Warriors and Dell Curry has been spotted practicing 3’s in the backyard.

James Harden has had his beard so long that if he shaves it off after retiring, he can just disappear like Keyser Soze from Usual Suspects.

I feel like Billy Bob Thornton acted his ass off in ‘Sling blade’ and then just played himself in everything after that.

Can someone ask AI how to destroy Trump and post the results? I want to see what Grok says.

My daughter (11) had an assignment to cite a credible source and prove it is credible. She says she will use this knowledge to combat her mother and her Facebook medical advice. (her mother and I are no longer together)

If I were in charge of Venezuela’s military, I would have all my spies and assassins in DC and in Mar-A-Lago, just sayin’.

Mental health disorders are not overly diagnosed. The real world is just that fucked up.

Asking ‘why the fuck can’t I get to sleep?’ is just a snooze alarm in reverse. I am awake an additional 9 minutes every time I say or think it.

Trump has released more criminals than anyone has in the history of this country. It’s getting close to 2,000 if you add his first term.

Enough of playing nice. It’s time to fist fight John Roberts in a parking lot. Who’s ‘Supreme’ now?

NBA opens new expansion team in San Diego with Chris Paul, LeBron, Dame… No one under 30. Who’s with me? I would be a season ticket holder.

I have really good health insurance. *this is me flirting

If hypocrisy generated electrical energy the GOP could power the whole country.

Why don’t we just pay the top 25 college coaches the same amount and have the top 25 teams draw names from a hat each year. The coaching carousel is making me want to puke.

I think someone should ask all the AI chatbots to tell them their best joke and rank them from the answers. I have Grok going hard on the racist jokes.

The biggest problem in media is that they try to debate the obvious truth. He was asleep. It is the least dangerous thing he does. Let’s focus on the rest of it please.

At this point in the head coach search for Penn State, I would gladly accept a five star recruit at QB and just make his dad head coach.

DJT is so senile at this point reporters need to start baiting him into elaborating on his points and saying the wrong thing. He is guarded against attacks, not praise or redirection.