Who’s freebasing sex lube that they have to put it behind a locked counter? #askingasafriend

Snapchat content is nothing but “_____ with puss” or thirst traps… #changemymind

Nothing has made me feel more connected to my family and also made me feel more valued than my photoshoot today, helping and capturing Researchers doing real science to help us better understand the natural world around us. All of it captured by me and my camera. ❤️💙

This is the most end of the week Wednesday I have ever felt

There is some straight up degeneracy happening round here

Did anyone else have cell network disconnection issues for like 3 hours tonight?

I fucking love that I know how to cook so well, it’s definitely one of my more attractive features

Hot take: it’s hard to find a good orange

Hot Take: if I’m teaching you and you use ChatGPT to do your work I’m only going to sign off on half your credit hours.

Reminder: Mental Health matters

I suspended one of my employees today for back talking me

Protocol 13

I have a squirrel in my yard, he lives in my neighbors tree, he responds to the name Boafin.

I need a cure for Type 2 diabetes so I can pancakes again

Happy Almost Pride Month!

I’m identifying myself as a Trigon (if you know you know)

Hey, I’m proud of you all, keep sticking it to the billionaires

Remember to go Photosynthesize

I will not apologize to my family for loving the partner I have, every day he makes me so happy and gives me the space to try new things. 💕❤️🥰

Things I love: the energy my partner has when they tell me the same film theory for the Nth time and I can only sit there and smile at how much it’s never going to get old

Hello blue sky family, how the hell are you?

Never forget

Hey, it’s way safer over here

Life is fucking strange

Cheese is a plasma or a solid

You ever need to smell someone’s scent in order to know you’re going to be okay?

This weekend I learned how truly powerful time and kindness can bring you unexpected butterflies. And that makes my heart fill with happiness.

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Happy new year

This years 3 resolutions: Survive, remove the toxicity, rebellion if necessary.

Why, why is today the day everyone’s Anxiety is turned to 12/10? Including mine

Merry Christmas yall

My cat has decided to be content: enjoy.

Good Sunday morning everyone

I clogged my toilet in a house with no plunger

Today I told a 47 year old investment banker to use clearasil pads to clear up his acne. Wild day

Good morning y’all

Alternatively if you can't punch them, leave their Social Media sites.

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Need to do a ton of things today and still need to take my car in… so much co ordination today, it’s overwhelming

Plan is to keep Bluesky more personal and chill, I’m keeping my twitter but will not be engaging as much given the current nuclear toxicity of Twitter. I will be on here more often. 💕😘 love you all

Anyone else been having issues loading Bluesky lately

Could my body please for the love of god stop being so gurglly and loud

I’m about to start my Tony stark era

I so badly want a tall duster coat with a high collar and a removable fur lining