For people asking about JP: (he doesn't have Bluesky anymore), he is in Twitter jail. It's probably surprising that he isn't there more frequently 🤣 Think he may try to appeal it, I will hopefully know more later x

Hi everyone, thanks for all the kind messages, I only just saw them all 💛 I deactivated my Twitter acc late last night (for security reasons I won't go into, there has been some weird stuff going on for weeks), but if all looks good, I will restore it by Monday. Was hoping to be inconspicuous😅

Can Lincolnshire survive Reform UK’s environmental policies? Reform UK's victory in Lincolnshire local elections could put over £1bn in green energy investment and the environment on the line

An anti-abortion group that helped write Project 2025 puts out junk science on mifepristone—and now the Trump administration is calling for a "complete review." Trump's FDA is laying the groundwork to rip away access to medication abortion. We can't be quiet about it.

Forget Twitter DDoS More DM Service 😜

Becky Burke of Book Island (a picture book publisher in the UK founded by my fellow Tokarczuk translator Greet Pauwelijn) was "detained" by ICE at the Canadian border on 2/28. Her father asked that her story be shared in case someone can help her. He writes:

I can't post photos for some reason, it just crashes the app, but thank you for the super lovely wishes. 😘 x.com/ChirpyChet/s...

Don't worry, everyone. I've come up with a solution...

It was epic and my daughter was on cloud nine after her little chat with you 💛

Elon Musk: "Some elections matter more than others..." & delivered with an interesting "Thank you" gesture 😳

Here it is! The Piss Poor Political Prick Xmas Special 🎄🎅 Rules: • Repost the quiz, please 🙏🏼 • Don't cheat. You're not a prick! The link to the quiz is here forms.office.com/r/B3FK2wNR3M

Xmas isn't Xmas without the Piss Poor Political Prick Quiz! It's gonna be EPIC 🔥

Advent calendar day 21 🎄 In March, which piss poor political prick cost you £15,000 in legal fees when they accused a leading academic of supporting Hamas? Answer at 8pm

6 more days until the Piss Poor Political Prick Xmas Quiz arrives 🎄😍

Advent calendar day 20 🎄 Which Piss Poor Political Prick was handed a knighthood by Boris Johnson last year for 'political and public service' to the nation, but recently shared a racist Al generated video posted by far-right group Britain First?

I asked Vladimir Putin: “25 years ago Yeltsin handed you power & told you 'Take care of Russia.’ Do you think you have? In light of significant losses in Ukraine, Ukrainian troops in Kursk region, sanctions, inflation…” Here’s his reply. Producer @lizashuvalova.bsky.social @bentavener.bsky.social

Jeez. It’s being reported tonight Thérèse Coffey is among the six Tories set to get peerages in Kemi Badenoch's list tomorrow. Just in case you’ve forgotten…

Advent calendar day 19 🎄 Which Piss Poor Political Prick refused to undertake "Woke" anti-bullying training for MPs? Answer at 8pm

Advent calendar day 18 🎄 Which piss poor political prick recently described Jim Davidson as 'a great man'? Answer provided later

Bamboo bonanza: how a village in India used its forest to go from poverty to prosperity Restoring age-old land rights has enabled 300 villagers to build a profitable business and halt the exodus to the city

Advent calendar day 13 🎄 Which Piss Poor Political Prick rcently admitted that Lettuce Truss left a "deep and painful scar" on the Tories' reputation? Answer at 9pm

💥Our scandalous spending tracker is back in the news!💥 The £131 billion wasted by the Tories since 2019 could have: - Funded £28bn a year of green projects - Kept the winter fuel allowance - Nationalised UK energy supply - Lifted the 2-child benefit cap until 2063 www.bigissue.com/news/social-...

Five years ago today, the Conservatives were handed another five years in power and a majority of 80 seats. And this man, who now bleats about every one of their catastrophic failures, giftwrapped that term for them. Never let Farage forget, he was their king-maker. ~AA

Advent calendar day 12. Which Piss Poor Political Prick has claimed that foreign rapists, drug dealers, and fraudsters are being given a free pass in a system rigged against the British people? Answer at 9pm.

The Piss Poor Political Prick is Richard Tice. Dick by name, Dickhead by nature.

Advent calendar day 11. Which Piss Poor Political Prick said Brexit is a great opportunity, and what we need is Nigel Farage as Prime Minister to make a great success of it? Answer at 9pm.

🚨 Dozens of Post Office and Fujitsu staff investigated for perjury and perverting course of justice over Horizon scandal A 100-strong national taskforce is probing staff & legal professionals, but no charging decisions to be made until after public inquiry report

More bantz that the perpetually offended don't get /sarcasm Gregg Wallace accused of sending ‘gross’ texts and ‘creepy’ voicemails to young female reporter Said to have behaved inappropriately towards journalist he met at awards ceremony

This makes Trump look piss-ignorant or senile, but it's deliberate. Antagonising Trudeau and Canada and normalising the disrespect that makes the annexing talk more than just a mind game.

Advent calendar day 10 🎄 Which Piss Poor Political Prick declared that they couldn't finish Boris Johnson's or Liz Truss's books? Answer revealed at 8pm

Another brilliant letter from Guardian & Observer staff, past & present. This time from some of the most prominent names in foreign reporting who are "alarmed & dismayed" by the plans for the Observer www.theguardian.com/media/2024/d...

Welp. Trump team view Farage as a ‘fanboy’ and say Conservatives are a ‘joke’ 🤡 Suggestions that the Reform UK leader is close to Trump have been dismissed as he jets out to the US for the sixth time.

Advent calendar day 9. Which Piss Poor Political Prick described Tump as clever and experienced? Answer revealed at 9pm... If I can stay awake that long 😴

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Advent calendar day 8 🎄 Which piss poor political prick said, "We all know that the welfare system is broken, it's open to widespread fraud and abuse. Get tough - stop rewarding indolence, and start rewarding hard work. That's the uncomfortable truth." Answer revealed at 8pm.

“They’re eating the frogs. They’re eating the snails.”

Quite right. One prefers pegging.

Advent calendar day 7 🎄 Which piss poor political prick was promised a peerage by the bloviating ballsack, and which they never received? Answer will be revealed whenever I can be arsed to do anything 😂

Sometimes history leaves one speechless: Cambridge University urged to apologise over jailing of thousands of ‘evil’ women without evidence or trial "The power to arrest & imprison any woman suspected of evil." They used this law for nearly 350 years. Over 5000 in the 19th century alone

Anybody fancy going 🤔

Advent calendar day 6 🎄 Which piss poor political prick reckons we need to leave the ECHR so we can deport people that come illegally, take back control of our borders, and that’s what the public wants? Clue... it was this week. Answer revealed at 9pm.

20 days until 👇🏼🎄 Save the date and join in the fun 😍

Which piss poor political prick is currently torturing the population by pontificating their putridness on Discovery Plus? Answer revealed at 8pm.

Which piss poor political prick once volunteered unemployed people over the age of 50 to become bicycle delivery drones for Deliveroo? Answer provided at 8pm.

Eeek! Sorry I'm late with the advent calendar... I had a cheeky wee nana nap 😴😂 Which piss poor political prick twatted a member of their constituency at 02:15am, this year? 🤔

Welcome to day 2 of my Piss Poor Political Prick Advent calendar! Answer will be provided at 8pm. No cheating, though... you're not a fecking Tory! Who once said, "Left-wing ideas are dangerous. They erode our values and threaten the very fabric of British society."