...How did Brigid just sneeze sparks?

"She saw you as yeetable, not a threat. And she doesn't want false gods to be worshipped. So of course she'll hate any job revolving around religion if she's not the one everybody is worshiping."

"Kiwi is the perfect woman and can do no wrong."

"That's just the way her beautiful face looks."

"She had people to sue until they died! Of course she was going to yeet you out of the warpath."

"...You spawned into a vending machine after she flung you across the continent. Of course she's going to treat you like some sort of complication." ...Brigid is spying on Kiwi?

"Well yeah? Just look at her. She's perfect."

Brigid will contribute to the #ThighThursday epidemic! ...She maybe got mildly electrocuted (again) just moments before this photo was taken.

"That green lady is so cool~"

"Obviously I'm very passionate about evil women who are very protective of their lover. And green women."

"She doesn't suddenly turn ugly just because she's taken. Hot is hot."

"Yeah, they're all pretty braindead. They think they can dominate the world despite how many similar groups get wiped out before they even see that hot final boss green woman."

"Well duh, that's why you've gotta stay away from your lover's enemies. That way you don't get caught in the crossfire when the drastic measures come out."

"Not wrestlers specifically. But damn I love a woman who cares enough to be that protective~ Plus, like, if somebody pissed off my girl that much, shouldn't I be cheering her on to destroy her enemies?"

"Damn. I wish I had a hot girlfriend who would threaten people with extinction for talking to me." ...Hey Brigid what the fuck? Have the electrocutions broken your brain?

"...Damn I need a cosplayer girlfriend." Brigid, that came out of nowhere...

"Oof... Ouch... Owwie... Pain... I just got mildly electrocuted..." Mildly? Her skeleton was cartoonishly visible for a moment.

//...for context. Arima Kana, but she's dating a shut-in who people don't entirely believe exists. Partially because I think it could be really funny and dumb. Partially so I can be a crazy fangirl and not ship her. Y'know, like a parasocial dork with a broken sense of humor.

//... just a day after making an account I'm reminded of one of the stupidest account ideas I've ever wanted to make. Help.

Brigid just woke up, so this will be the best #SeductiveSunday everybody gets from her.

Somebody challenged her to a battle, only to run off crying a minute later... Her team is just that much of a pain in the ass.

"I would rather look like a deranged madwoman than a copycat. Besides, most people will just think I'm really funny~" Debatable.

"Well yeah. I don't want my first impression around here to make me look like a copycat."

"Oh good, I wasn't stealing anybody's joke."

"Ope. We shocked a bystander."

Ahem. Inhale... "ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP GET DISCHARGED GET DISCHARGED!" ...Hey Brigid? The hell is this?

"What's wrong? I'm just keeping my team at full power as long as possible~ And keeping the power supply topped off at the same time~" A trainer with a really annoying team... Mature themes possible, though she's mostly just a hyper gremlin.