Anyone else getting Hull City vibes about England? #hcafc

Pray for penalties #EngNor

Fucking Southgate

Norway have actually been the better team since the second quarter #EngNor

Why do the cameras keep showing us the suits? Nobody cares #WorldCuo

So everyone's banging on about Kane and Haaland and how to stop them, or how many goals they will score each. Which makes me think maybe it will be a cagey game, and 0-0 at full time, with England winning on penalties. Either that or a blow out 4-3 victory.

Starmer can promise a month of bank holidays, there's no way we'll beat France on the off chance we get to the final.

Best French team ever?

Gutted for Egypt. Except Ehab. #hcafc

So the worst possible final as it stands is USA vs Argentina, in my very unhumble opinion. Maybe Portugal vs Argentina would be worse for the whole boreathon of Ronaldo vs Messi. Fingers crossed for a Spanish victory tonight. #WorldCupFinal #WorldCup

England immense. Tuchel's tactics spot on. Hope for sleep.

11 minutes of stoppage time. Jokers. #England

Oh cool they are playing the same tune from the Mexican theme night I went to #MexEng

2-0 to England... safe to go back to bed?

Suppose I should pour myself a drink. Cannot see us winning this game, maybe we can scrape a draw and win on penalties. Kind of believe but this is a tough game.Suppose I should pour myself a drink. Cannot see us winning this game, maybe we can scrape a draw and win on penalties.

Guess I need to work out what the hell my strategy is for 1am in the morning on Monday. Like...the worst time possible for an England game. What's your strategy?

Phew #England

Are we still allowed 2 up front in 2026? #England

Oh Harry Maguire #England

Feels like another tough match tonight - last minute Bellingham equaliser (just as everyone is writing their "I forgive Southgate posts") and an England win on penalties perhaps? #England

A top 20 team and England could have lost that game #England

Stuck a quid on Panama winning

Ahhhhhh England. Sigh. #England

How are we not winning 8-0? It's raining. #England

Of course the Yanks are turning the World Cup into a mass karaoke #WorldCup

Gosh imagine if USA won the World Cup. We'd never hear the end of it. #WorldCup

Fucking goal music #WorldCup

Sometimes I think Mbappe is overrated, then bang. I'm wrong.

What a beautiful last penalty

Someone might tell me to be more patriotic but I don't want Arsenal to win.

Why is the camera Soooo far away from the pitch? #ChampionsLeague

Wish I'd found these sunglasses yesterday #hcafc

Wft just happened. Japenese bar owner bought us a tequila, it was his birthday. And the moment we downed it, we scored. Hiracawa with the cross right? And then he gave us more drinks... strange but beautiful night #hcafc

Seem to be coming back into the game. Decent enough performance after the first 15 minutes. Confirm nobody else in this bar cares about Hull City though it is the bar owner's birthday apparently. Might need to bribe him to get the second half on #hcafc

Is that the first ever drinks break at a Hull City game? #hcafc

Just been in a bar full of very loud Americans and one comes up to me and asks if I'm English and I said yes, he said "Come on Wrexham". I was like..."No, come on Hull City". Silenced. #hcafc

Lampposts are supporting Hull City here in Osaka #hcafc

Think I've found somewhere in Osaka to watch the game. #hcafc Need to cure this hangover though. Safe travels to all...wish I was at Wembley.

Can I make it to Wembley in time if the game is rearranged to Wednesday and my flight arrives at Heathrow at 1630? #hcafc Also... should I... after a 14 hour flight

I know Southampton will be favourites, I tipped them before the play-offs, but I'd rather play them. The game should be more entertaining, but also they should allow us a bit more space to break, if we can hold off their threat. Meant to be. Right? #hcafc

Another thought from last night's game was how much their substitutions seemed to help us and our game. #hcafc

Possibly getting ahead of myself wondering about which ground ticks I'd like for next season, but Everton and Crystal Palace (closest club to where I live) feel like must do's. Who's on your mind WHEN we get promoted? #hcafc

Easily the best team tonight, bar 15 minutes. Got our aggression and pace back, I think we can win the final. Gutted to miss tonight with illness, and to break my Wembley 100% record...just need to find a good sports bar in Osaka (any idea?!) #hcafc

Why the hell have I booked a holiday to Japan this month? #hcafc

HALLOUMI! #hcafc

I don't know where my confidence has come from but I'm thinking 2-0 up to City after 10 minutes then just see the game out #hcafc

Am I the only one who thought the referee was excellent? Allowed the game to flow, at least as much as we wanted it to. Decent enough performance, thought Millwall were better than that. #hcafc

Going to watch the game tonight at a horror-themed sports bar near Covent Garden tonight. Let's hope its not gruesome for City...though hopes are fairly minimal #hcafc

Lol at Middlesbrough fans singing "mauled by the Tigers" at Wrexham.