Out of the 8 (I think) of us who work front desk, I know there's 3 others + me who are queer and I'm currently training another guy and I just learned he has a boyfriend... I think we're out-numbering the straights.

I cannot get Yoongi and Jimin showering together out of my head. There was literally zero reasons for them to do that, it's not even convenient and yet...

For real, what is Joon wearing a XXXL sweatshirt. It looks so big on him.

Fuck the rooms, there's pizza. Truly, some of them have their priorities right.

Some guy bought 24 donuts so when it was my turn there were no boston creams left 😫

Less than an hour before run bts!! My coworker just arrived, I have time to get some tim hortons and get home before it starts! I'm so excited!!

Once again, just in time for me to come home from work!!

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

ARMS 👹

I WISH I DIDN'T KNOW THIS!

He's such a fucking nerd! I think I'm in love. (As a huge pokemon fan, it also makes me happy to know Joon is also a fan).

Is that a Psyduck hat?! He's such a little nerd, I love him!

We're getting 3 new episodes!!!

Jungkook, we know you're in love with him...

This era of Jimin is really gonna go down in history. I feel like we'll still talk about this in 50 years.

There's no sound and yet, I can hear them perfectly, especially Yoongi.

I was excited about those Hooligan pics thinking "more Jimin tummy!" but he's really hiding it from us

there’s already been a couple of instances where a hyung (or two or three) hypes jk up by screaming “JK!!” just before his verse and i’m not normal about how something seems to possess jk whenever he’s cued up like that

THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED

I was watching something on youtube when I got the notification for Jimin's post on weverse and it scared the shit out of me because I forgot I changed the weverse notif sound to jungkook's "ding dong". I almost threw my phone across the room...

Why does that feel so Yoongi-coded?

Jungkook is going for more too... That man is insane. You had to take one bite, not eat the entire wing and coat it in more sauce every bite!

I'm sick, trying to get some rest and the fire alarm starts going off. We're all outside, trying to figure out what is going on and where the fire is and no one seems to know. 4 fucking floors and no one even saw any smoke...

Yoongi changed his insta pfp to tangie 💜

Everyone here is having the time of their life meanwhile, I am leaking out of every hole in my body... I might call in sick tonight, I hate having to do it but I can't just shit myself at work...

I forgot to take my allergy pills and I'm not even 3 hours into my shift and I went through half a box of tissues already! Help! My nose hurts so much!!! 😫

Real questions too!! I'm so excited about this!

I need to see more of Jimin's Hooligan's outfit. That crop top! I need to see it all!

I have a lot of thoughts about this. I think he is nearly bilingual but lacks the confidence/will to speak English. In the Spotify event in New York, he spoke English more often than usual and I felt like it was his way to tell Joon that he heard his wish and was trying for him...

Yoongi really just wants the rest of the members to learn instruments too 😂

Run BTS comes out at 8AM for me which gives me just enough time to get home from work and make breakfast! This is perfect!!

I feel like I shouldn't have to say this, but given today: NO CONCERT SPOILERS PLEASE BTS is practicing. Locals can hear the songs. Sending people clips or diacussing without warning is freking awful. Some people like the surprise. Stop. Ask first. Use warnings and opt out. Be considerate.

I don't if I'm late but 👀!!! youtu.be/FbR2UxJg-F4?...

"How you doing?" Me:

There's some people in the taste arih comments saying they're opening a restaurant and I might be 🤡 but that would explain why every analogy Joon has made about the album involves food.

Tannies on hot ones!?

I know most of these would be really unlikely but this is just my heart speaking here. Jin: Moon or I'll Be There Yoongi: Snooze (maybe with JK or Tae on vocals) Hobi: Pandora's Box Joon: Groin (I need to hear that bass line live) Jimin: Like Crazy or Promise Tae: Winter Bear JK: Euphoria

Oh wait, Run BTS 2.0 poke dancing!!!? Please 🙏🏻

Can we just talk about how fucking pretty Jimin is because this is getting out of control

Old man is mad at me because the vending machine doesn't accept his card because he deactivated the contactless payment on it. Neither I, not the place I work for have any say in what the machine accepts. I don't know what he thinks he'll get by complaining about to me...

This reminds me of when they were filming the mv in la during american hustle life and jungkook just got on a pool float in the pool fully clothed and the stylist was losing her mind trying to get him to get out of the pool!

THIS! I NEED THIS PLAYING EVERYWHERE 24/7!

The Taegi harmonies!!! Inject this directly into my bloodstream!!

I can't watch it right now because I'm still at work but I'm glad to see they have their clothes on. I don't think I could handle them all naked.

It better be a green grape, at least I'll die eating something good... southernriverotter.github.io/twitter-anal...

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We need to protect this silly little guy at all cost

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