Cumming for mental health is just the modern version of the four humors

Most people could benefit from learning that human bodies all split from the same tree. The branches may grow in disparate shapes but the material is the same and has the same potential. The value is in how you choose to cultivate your branches

New version of the heros journey called sleepy f*gg*t girl journey where it's just showing up to lay on the couch and be touched inappropriately by everyone

Listening to Nazi dog whistle talking points from a white girl with 'animal liberation' in giant letters on her forearm If this doesn't sum up white people 😑

Every time I want to believe ignorance is not malice, I am slapped in the face with my naivety

The power that stupid, careless and cruel men wield brings me so much grief

The store is out of pickles again. Because of transphobia, obviously

If you find a doll face down the kind thing to do is to return her to her back so she can scoot away as needed

every time someone adds "slop" to a new word, I understand prescriptivists

You can ghost me , but you can't take back those needy sounds you made when I was inside you 😘

What if vampirism doesn't give you immunity to illness but you find a young vulnerable submissive to sire, you make them drink your blood while you drink theirs and you keep going until you swap out their healthy blood into you like a dialysis machine then leave them sick and dying for you

I understand getting pregnant for the breeding kink but actually carrying a child to term? *Shudders* I can't condone that kind of lifestyle

If your mech doesn't jerk you off while you're in combat, it's because it doesn't love you back Time to try harder

Referring to every single cis person as "pre transition" just to be a shit

Trying to tell the dommy mommy I can't be her slave because of the 13th amendment, so she just starts listing my crimes

Every so often you have to seize your inner child and hold it in your hands like a tiny insect Tell it I'm sorry for all that happened to you But it didn't happen to me It cannot happen to me I'm different This body is mine now And I'm going to get revenge for you

The girl who sends me violent porn would really enjoy this bird watching simulator (being gay is strange sometimes)

"it's complicated" = "I'm still digesting my current lovers but I'll make room in my desert stomach I guess"

Ruining the CNC scene by saying Yay too much

Evangelical pedos often make this argument that having many lovers decays how special sex is. Sure, the more you do something the less novelty. And you can exploit novelty to make some hoogie moogy sex is sacred point, but for me, the ecstatic beauty of human bodies has never diminished with numbers

I let my friend crash at my place with her pet frogs and now I'm being charged with reptile smuggling ? They're gonna put me on some kinda list and write reptile smuggler on my license. Does that sound insane? Good thing it's not true, huh? Can you imagine? 😅 (Stares at the camera)

If you would misgender or dead name a specific trans person because they are an asshole (who threw us under the bus). Then you would absolutely call someone a racial slur. It's not about how you treat the individual. It's about the systemic hatred you are invoking. Even if you yourself are trans

Power is no shield against isolation. The divine being often perishes from grief

Statler and Waldorf had the perfect relationship (if one assumes that behind the scenes they were making out sloppy style, which I do)

If selling coffee was illegal and baristas were treated as immoral for just having a job, there would be a certain class of people who would frequent coffee shops because they could act without consequences. If those people made the laws they would probably keep coffee illegal while consuming it

AM isn't even that bad. I've had worse landlords

Screaming and cursing for six whole minutes over the completely reasonable task I've been asked to do that I have plenty of time to do at my job where I'm paid to do tasks

Over here drawing hearts on the threatening notes you leave me

I hate playing chess online because you do a thing and then your opponent goes 'ohhhh ho ho ho the Frenchmans cum sock. classic opener' And then they checkmate you in two moves

There's needs to be a wholesome version of lonely day by system of a down Just have silly parody lyrics like "And if you nap, I wanna nap with you" I appreciate the fatalistic myopic single mindedness of the original lyrics and I see how it's romantic/depressing Still, I want a cute one 🤷‍♀️

*addressing my erection * She is risen !

Joanne is one good hit off the black mold from saying that everyone on earth is a man, except her

*with my hand all the way inside of you* But do you like me? Or are you just being polite?

When I notice some awareness going on I take a chisel to my frontal lobe. Can't have it in these times

The next person to respond to my hardships with "welcome to womanhood" is getting decked in the shnoz (I'm intersex, I've always had the experience of womanhood and even if I were a baby trans , you can still cram your dismissals up inside you)

It's always jarring when I'm walking next to another gay person because they actually match my pace instead of falling behind

90 percent of the fictional people I enjoy would've stuffed me in a locker if we went to school together

*taking the djinn's dick out of my mouth* This isn't my wish, by the way

Modern pokemon villains be like "I will use luna son the sky king to control the day night cycle in order to harvest crypto currency" or some shit

Baldurs Gate 3 is a lesson in how people don't have to have an ounce of common sense to be attractive

One positive thing gen z did for the world is normalizing calling your girlfriend a f**** If you don't think that's funny AF to do, you're dead inside

Hey guys, remember bees? -quote from a depressingly likely future

I'm certain that if I had unlimited cosmic power, I would just use it to be sluttier

Laying in bed taking myself on a j date is a cantrip

You're not special AI. I too can drink a big glass of water and then make a terrible drawing

Cat distribution system wants to give me a cat ask if cat is just another long boi or a thikkums Cat distribution system doesn’t understand pull out illustrated diagram showing what is long boi and what is thikkums “it’s a good cat, madam.” Let cat in house its a noodle boi

Astarion: Tav I'm a vampire spawn Tav: yeah, I know. Look at you. Look at the way you stand. People who aren't vampires don't stand like that

We literally can't have anyone care about civil rights the tiniest tiniest amount without being accused of pandering to identity politics. We can't speak against ethnic cleansing without being accused of terrorism I want off this fucking ride

The thing I really hate about Robert is he took wizards away from us. Now any kind of wizard story makes you think about white supremcist bullshit

There needs to be more media representation of f/f hate fucking No I will not elaborate