"hey, you available this week?" 0/10 "hi heather, i've just filled out your contact form and provided all of the info you need in order to arrange a meeting." 12/10

never forget

finally got a haircut (...but if you're subbed to my OF then you already know that.) ✂️

my NYC tour availability is almost entirely spoken for already... only a few small windows of opportunity remaining (dates/times are in a reply below the original post) 😘 #gfe #nyc

listen i am just saying i think botox should be covered by health insurance 👩🏼‍⚕️

it's official, i'm coming back to NYC for a quick little jaunt next month. prebook now or forever hold your peace. 😚

looking for a good reason to get out of vegas from feb 1-4th... send your best ideas and deposits, i'm open to the powers of persuasion. #oursky

can i be your favorite distraction in a mad world?

don't mind my nosy son in the background, he's just here for emotional support 🐾

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hitting on men by asking if they've watched Heated Rivalry yet 👹

many thanks to all of my little minions who spoiled me today 💞🥳🫶🏼

it's my birthday! (pay my rent.) 🥳🎈

birthday nails wheeeeee 🥳💅🏼💜

6 days left to get those birthday treats in... 🥳

i want a yacht and really that's not a lot... 🧐

picked up all of your stocking stuffers yet? 🎄

told him they don't make these babies like they used to, so he went out and found a vintage model. ty daddy. :)

happy 2 weeks 'til my bday to all who celebrate ❄️

how's the weather down there? #vegas #oursky #gfe

it's sooo hot when you send separate gifts for the holidays + my birthday 🥵🎁

submitting my entry into the "hot bisexuals who can't sit normally in chairs" competition.

all i want for christmas is you(r money) 💰🎄

the first man to book a duo with us is gonna be the luckiest man on planet earth, i reckon... 🧐

good morning from the dark side of the moon

my birthday is officially 4 weeks from today... wanna help me celebrate? 🪅

haven't lost my twitter (yet?) but i think new pics should get posted here instead. what say you, peanut gallery? 🧐

dropping some new bait -- i mean, pics -- on the OF page this week 🪤🍯

i do love a little stocking-stuffer foreplay 🎄🤑

wayyy too many men trying to talk to me for free this weekend. yuck! please keep that cursed goblin energy to yourselves, tysm! 😘

if you're thankful for me, you know what to do...

behold: the best way to make a first impression 😍👏🏼

should we split dessert or am i sweet enough? 🍨

it's that time of year again... (psychotic break season) 🎄🥰🎁

wanna lay back and relax with me?

just got shadowbanned on the other site for being toooo sexy 😤

cardi said it best, "if you get money and you cute then you basically my twin." 👯‍♀️💅🏼

breakfast of champions 🫐🥥🍃😌

got my updated covid/flu shots today... send soup money! 🍲

be honest, you didn't even notice the unmade bed

the face i make right before i steal your fries 🍟

thru the looking glass 🪞🗝️🐇

if your life doesn't flash before your eyes, go see an optometrist 🧨

how do you like these apples? 🍎😘🍎

finally, an excuse to get the girls out 🍒☀️

happy moonday 🤪

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