finally, an excuse to get the girls out 🍒☀️

happy moonday 🤪

in the immortal words of Janet (Miss Jackson, if you're nasty) "what have you done for me lately?" 🤔

hey #NYC, is that a big apple or are you just happy to see me? (catch me in midtown thru thurs morning, if you're man enough...) 🍎🐆

does anybody remember laughter? 🪩 NYC 7/21-24

it only happens once in a blue moon, but i'm heading out on the road for a quick trip to NYC 7/21-24. 🍎🗽 my schedule is already starting to fill up, so be sure to get those deposits in to secure a spot on my dance card. 🪩✨

materially supporting women >>>

send cash if you love curves and hate america 😘 #datevegas #oursky

women only want one thing and it's a shady spot to sit at the pool ⛱️

take me to the pool this weekend? ☀️🍹 #lasvegas #vegas #datevegas

professional vacation-taker™️ 🌴☀️👙🌺🌊

just paid rent to a very rich man. feels bad! solve.

one bodysuit, 3 dress sizes 🛗

if you find yourself liking several of my posts in a row, consider sending money (and/or throwing yourself into the sea)

economic anxiety? i've got just the thing for that... 🫧

happy give your money to women day 😇 #internationalwomensday

do you like stockings? 🧐

who will be the next lucky guy to get me into a tub? 🧐

let's bring back a little romance this valentine's 🌷

treating myself to a massage today; send if you wish you were the one who had me splayed out naked on a table 😈

just had a cancellation for this saturday night, one man's loss could be your gain 😇

...need to take a load off? #datevegas

you scratch my back, i'll scratch yours?

wishing you a most auspicious year of the 🐍🧧

calgon, take me away 🕯️🫧

good morning, say it back 🌸

mirror mirror in my hand, who's the baddest in the land? 🪞✨ #datevegas #gfe

ring ring, it's 2025 calling. 🪩✨

it's my birthday on wednesday. proceed accordingly.

happy merry chrismakkah (send money)🎄🕎

what are we doing new year's eve? 🪩🥂✨ #datevegas #gfe

help me decorate? 🎄🎁✨

all's fair in love and war ⚔️🥀

tipping and gifting links are conveniently located in my bio. (because perfection is expensive!) 🎀😘

the reason for the season ✨🧚🏻‍♀️🎄🌟

God I need a tall hot femme to make me do whatever she wants

nice 😎🤙🏼♋️

'tis the season (to buy me presents) ✨🎄

my spotify wrapped is just brat brat brat brat brat (fitting.) 😏

your face could be this couch but you haven't completed my booking form yet... #datevegas #gfe

if all the men who used to pay me sent $100 i could prob retire. hm.

happy thanksgiving! go tell my payment apps and funnels how thankful you are for me. 🍂

that devious feeling when you're impatiently waiting for your new pics to come back so you can start destroying hearts and minds on the timeline just in time for birthday season... 😈

just posted some hot new sauna nudes on my VIP page... go check them out and then say "thank you, Heather!" 🧖🏼‍♀️

my bday is 1/1 and i'd love some gift cards to my favorite spa so i can stay relaxed in these trying times. (bonus: there's a killer sale on package deals thru the end of Nov!) GCs can be sent to lostintheheather at gmail 🧖🏼‍♀️🎂 imrmassage.com

just created the Vegas FSSW starter pack! drop a comment below if you'd like to be added to the list. 💋🎰✨ go.bsky.app/vyBwsm

if you see this, post your favorite pic in BLACK 🖤🥀

well, that escalated quickly. 😳😛