been posting new pics all week (and a bunch more to come) - are you subscribed? 🤭

thinking about taking another trip soon... where to this time? LA again? phoenix? san diego? hm. much to consider. inspire me?

oh, hey 🥸

all eyes on me / in the center of the ring / just like a circus... 🎪🎶🐯

when he tips 50% 🥵 >>>

posted (1) new pic on the paywalled site 😘

causing trouble with @msnickilv.bsky.social (like you do) 👯‍♀️💘

sitting in my happy place (salon chair) - send some $ for pics of the finished product. 💇🏼‍♀️

wyd?

idk what the gals are chirping about today, but last week some goober who designed software for the IDF tried to book me and i told him to jump off a bridge. 🥰

just got home and already plotting my next trip, but where to? phoenix? seattle? the bay area? back to SoCal? i'm sure at least one of you hungry pervs out there has an enticing proposition for me. 💌

there's a positively hypnotic GIF of my 🍑 on OF today for those of you who enjoy cake for breakfast.

"LA is actually a desert, you know!" not in my world! not in the world i'm living in!

hotel is 100% non-smoking but that sign doesn't apply to me because i can't read! 😶‍🌫️

recession indicator: 4 different men have messaged today saying, "have a good drive!" yet none offered to fill my gas tank. 🧐⛽️

there's an absolutely scandalous pic of my perfect backside on my OF right now that has $0 in tips. not posting again until someone goes and fixes it. 🤪😤

only 2 slots left for my LA trip next week; monday dinner & wednesday breakfast. speak now or forever hold your piece 🤪🍆

when you book for 9am, you're getting cozy Heather. sorry, i don't make the rules! (oh, wait, yes i do...) 🤭

nothing gets me wetter before a date like a man raiding my wishlist beforehand 🥵💦

officially booked for LA! come play with me 3/23-25, prebookings & deposits required. 😽

dear universe: this weekend i would like a man to take me shoe shopping. 👠🔮🤞🏼

idk what it is about wednesdays that make me so feral but if a man with impure intentions could come over and set me straight today that would be 10/10 🧐

good afternoon to simps and simps only 😘

truly nothing i love more than waking up on a sunday morning and seeing tips in my OF mailbox 🤑❤️‍🔥

on my way to get some face-zappy lasers at the med spa, because this is how i look in direct sunlight with no filters and i intend to keep it that way! (send $300 if you love seeing glowy skin on bratty babes.) 💖

imagine standing me up for our date when i looked like *this*? crazy work.

only gal in the nail salon not getting a red mani today. (pay for it if you love me.) 💅🏼😘💜

many thanks to the lovely rascal who sent this Lego set from my wishlist... i stopped doomscrolling the news for a whole 90 mins! 🪴

"hey, you available this week?" 0/10 "hi heather, i've just filled out your contact form and provided all of the info you need in order to arrange a meeting." 12/10

listen i am just saying i think botox should be covered by health insurance 👩🏼‍⚕️

don't mind my nosy son in the background, he's just here for emotional support 🐾

hitting on men by asking if they've watched Heated Rivalry yet 👹

many thanks to all of my little minions who spoiled me today 💞🥳🫶🏼

birthday nails wheeeeee 🥳💅🏼💜

told him they don't make these babies like they used to, so he went out and found a vintage model. ty daddy. :)

it's sooo hot when you send separate gifts for the holidays + my birthday 🥵🎁

submitting my entry into the "hot bisexuals who can't sit normally in chairs" competition.

all i want for christmas is you(r money) 💰🎄

haven't lost my twitter (yet?) but i think new pics should get posted here instead. what say you, peanut gallery? 🧐

behold: the best way to make a first impression 😍👏🏼

should we split dessert or am i sweet enough? 🍨

just got shadowbanned on the other site for being toooo sexy 😤

breakfast of champions 🫐🥥🍃😌

got my updated covid/flu shots today... send soup money! 🍲

be honest, you didn't even notice the unmade bed

thru the looking glass 🪞🗝️🐇

how do you like these apples? 🍎😘🍎