my birthday is officially 4 weeks from today... wanna help me celebrate? 🪅

haven't lost my twitter (yet?) but i think new pics should get posted here instead. what say you, peanut gallery? 🧐

dropping some new bait -- i mean, pics -- on the OF page this week 🪤🍯

i do love a little stocking-stuffer foreplay 🎄🤑

wayyy too many men trying to talk to me for free this weekend. yuck! please keep that cursed goblin energy to yourselves, tysm! 😘

if you're thankful for me, you know what to do...

behold: the best way to make a first impression 😍👏🏼

should we split dessert or am i sweet enough? 🍨

not exactly sure how long my contact form has been broken on my website, but rest assured, the problem has been rectified! (oof.) 🙈

mental breakdown? for me??? you shouldn't have!

a very ambitious man went and picked up literally everything on my holiday wishlist (yay!) but now i am tasked with making a whole NEW list which kinda feels like work? (yuck!)

it's that time of year again... (psychotic break season) 🎄🥰🎁

manifesting a man who will rub my feet and not speak until spoken to, c'mon universe lfg 💫🙏🏼

wanna lay back and relax with me?

not a MILF, but you can call me Mommy 💁🏼‍♀️

It was never about protecting children. It was always about censorship of the internet.

just got shadowbanned on the other site for being toooo sexy 😤

cardi said it best, "if you get money and you cute then you basically my twin." 👯‍♀️💅🏼

breakfast of champions 🫐🥥🍃😌

got my updated covid/flu shots today... send soup money! 🍲

be honest, you didn't even notice the unmade bed

the face i make right before i steal your fries 🍟

lookin' for a man who can make me purr... know any? 🐆🤔

my goal for 2026 is to find a new man who can't wait to pay for all of my mani/pedis. interested? inquire within. #gfe #manicure 😘💅🏼

thru the looking glass 🪞🗝️🐇

if your life doesn't flash before your eyes, go see an optometrist 🧨

good morning to real lovers only ❣️

how do you like these apples? 🍎😘🍎

finally, an excuse to get the girls out 🍒☀️

happy moonday 🤪

in the immortal words of Janet (Miss Jackson, if you're nasty) "what have you done for me lately?" 🤔

hey #NYC, is that a big apple or are you just happy to see me? (catch me in midtown thru thurs morning, if you're man enough...) 🍎🐆

does anybody remember laughter? 🪩 NYC 7/21-24

it only happens once in a blue moon, but i'm heading out on the road for a quick trip to NYC 7/21-24. 🍎🗽 my schedule is already starting to fill up, so be sure to get those deposits in to secure a spot on my dance card. 🪩✨

materially supporting women >>>

send cash if you love curves and hate america 😘 #datevegas #oursky

women only want one thing and it's a shady spot to sit at the pool ⛱️

take me to the pool this weekend? ☀️🍹 #lasvegas #vegas #datevegas

professional vacation-taker™️ 🌴☀️👙🌺🌊

just paid rent to a very rich man. feels bad! solve.

one bodysuit, 3 dress sizes 🛗

if you find yourself liking several of my posts in a row, consider sending money (and/or throwing yourself into the sea)

economic anxiety? i've got just the thing for that... 🫧

happy give your money to women day 😇 #internationalwomensday

do you like stockings? 🧐

who will be the next lucky guy to get me into a tub? 🧐

let's bring back a little romance this valentine's 🌷

treating myself to a massage today; send if you wish you were the one who had me splayed out naked on a table 😈