you tried. see you

go away. leave me alone. none of you care. no one cares. i dont deserve this. im in hell. im dead and this is hell!

idk why people make the conclusion that im some awesome writer and artist and i make everyone laugh when in reality i never did that and i make everyone miserable

its nice outside goodbye

optimus prime's dad reads a porno

(tfa) cnc scenario where optimus wants to be beaten by megatron and used as a toy. basically op is a masochistic slut and wants megatron to use him as a punching bag

(tfa) op: i cant believe sentinel would do that to me... megs: i know this is a hard time and im here for you if you need anything. you want me to drag my sack across your mouth? op: what?

(tfa) op: dont be intimidated optimus, just imagine him in his underwear megs: *actually commando* op: OH NO HE'S HUNG

(tfa humanformers) op: *fussy* megs, walking up to him naked: i want to say im sorry op, turning around: sorry doesnt cut it- op: u-uh... megs: i truly apologize for my behavior op, looking down: what are you trying to pull here... megs: i just want to move on without any arguments op:

(tfa) starscream: *tries to weasel his way out of a situation* shodan: your argument is weak, and so are you.

twas the night before christmas and megatron went to sleep he just got his dick sucked at the highest mountain peak

in reality the king in yellow was leading his knight back to him, his arms open wide to reunite with his chosen consort

who remembers this beaut

i want dratchet. fuck pim and charlie. dratchet forever

its so fucking foggy... i cant even see the buildings... oogigjgh

meg tuah

no, im not a cybertronian

i live in vegas and rn its raining so hard, but it looks like its nearly morning with the amount of lights from the casino

hello megatron wanna play a game as you can see optimus prime's valve is covered in energon whipped cream

dont hypnotize me into shipping driftchet or i will post megatron jet hole dont TEST ME

stop hypnotizing me into shipping ratchet x drift!!!! AAAAAAAAAA

tch. you watched frankenstein? pussy. real men watch spongebob in tehran

(tfa) out of your friends which are you truck freak: optimus crazy ass: bumblebee друг: shockwave the fighter: sentinel

(tfa) megatron fucking oppy who got chubby during his pregnancy and he has belly folds and megs holds them and squishes them and wants oppy even more

(tfa) chubby oppy with belly folds yes Or No

(tfa) megatron has asthma and needs to take an inhaler. while he and op are trapped he suddenly has an asthma attack and op has to use the inhaler he has in his pocket to save him. op rubs his back and shoulders, telling him it'll be okay

(tfa) starscream: you have asthma? just breathe lol megatron: op: >:(

(tfa) megs: *huffing, choked grunts* lugnut: oh no he's mad at us for doing a bad job! megs: *is actually having an asthma attack*

in a little while from now if im not feeling any less sour i promised myself to treat myself and visit a nearby tower and climbing to the top will throw myself off in an effort to make it clear to whoever what it's like to be shattered

trump really was the throat goat

(tfa) ultra magnus: this is optimus megs: more like stupidmus ultra magnus: he aint gonna let you hit lil bro megs: PLEASE

tfw you practice drawing so much your wrist hurts

charley horse help me

girl i should buy a newer and bigger ipad LOL

(tfa) op: *baby kicks* op: *kicks megatron*

(tfa) op: AITA for fucking megatron in his tight little valve because called me a virgin? i (M5000), was minding my own business when megatron (M8,000,000) decided to fight me and call me a virgin. i then pulled out my spike and fucked his valve so deep he couldnt walk. am i in the wrong here?

"scraper report" "its scrapper you asshole!"

IMMA SHOW HOW TO MAKE A POUNDCAKE

(tfa) op: *babbling and hyperventilating* ratchet, holding him close: ... bulkhead: whats happening ratchet: he ate megatron's forever weed brownie

@rubyredartemisblue.bsky.social Tell The Class Why You Think Optimus Should Get High From Megatron's Forever Weed Brownies

sorry but i want d3rlord3 x yellow king

(tfa) starscream: megatron why did you name optimus "thick neoliberal temptress" in your contacts megs:

(tfa) in runs in optimus' family to have twins. so when he and megs have twins, they have synchronized crying and megs is like "How..."

tfa humanformers au where megatron is a top tier mafia don and owns a massive syndicate ... and optimus is his right hand man

im so sad... i want megatron's massive fucking balls ontop of oppy's face

i have to move back into a dorm after this year bc my scholarship wont help me afford an apartment anymore 😭✌️

transformers animated ARG

(tfa) asthma is genetic and hereditary, so imagine megatron actually being asthmatic due to the pollution and toxicity he inhaled while in the mines, thus passing it on to their beb. megs: i too have this disease op: how come i dont see you using an inhaler??? megs: im good at hiding my asthma

(tfa) megs: *suddenly coughs* op: ? megs, weakly: inhaler... op: ????? this bitch has asthma?????

(tfa) megs: i sure hope shodan doesnt have my asthma shodan: *asthma attack* megs: damn...