Can't drink all day if you don't start drinking in the morning Follow me for more advice that's not safe for work

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HECK, I haven't done an OSHA violation in a while Am I finally safe for work?

Thanksgiving is upon us! Oops, I forgot to tie my hair back before cooking!

Another day, another table flying around and hitting me.

Happy Halloween! Who wants floor candy? I'm sure it's safe to eat!

Caution, wet floor? More like HAVE FUN, WET FLOOR!

Some days I wonder, how many other folks out there made a goofy NSFW account like I did.

Uh oh, I didn't call in and have skipped 8 days of NSFW posts. That's gotta be a bad OSHA violation.

Oops, my raw meats are touching. Don't tell OSHA.

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Is pocket spaghetti safe for work?

Okay, so you can coat a dish in pasta sauce and that's safe, but covering a floor in pasta sauce and "forgetting" to put up a slippery sign? That's unsafe? BUT DISHES ARE JUST FLOORS FOR FOOD!

I don't NEED two ladders welded together to make a super ladder, but what if I could reach super high up with two ladders welded together?

brb waxing and mopping a floor inside a store to make a gigantic slip 'n' slide

Did you know they sell these on Amazon? I'm about to get me a cool new skateboard and do some sick tricks!

I'm not forklift certified, but does anyone want to do some forklift racing?

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