Today was expensive, you guys. All pacing outside the mechanics garage in my fleecy pants and house slippers like a straight up thousandaire.

Stay safe out there, all you Troublemakers. 💙🤍❤️

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

remember, my account is a safe space for everyone 🩵

Could you Not? I could! I totally could Not!

There's a metaphor in here somewhere but

Please, learn from my folly. Even if your cats need to be segregated at mealtimes, a high shelf is not the answer! Don't let the cursed gravy happen to you.

I can hear the trees roaring. Do not awaken the Ents.

Fierce.

@glimmer2day.bsky.social I dreamed last night that you were happy & healthy & confident. ...granted we were in an alternate dystopian future with lots of strange details, but it was nice spending some imaginary time with you. 🧡

Favorite sign so far

Time for my 45yo physical, and therefore scheduling of the mammogram, the fasting bloodwork, AND a stool sample... Not for today tho! I made a point of eating breakfast, just in case of phlebotomists. *flings poo at the walls*

I found a nearly new game of Azul at Savers for under $5. *strut* Played my first ever game, with my 5yo. 🩵

This kid slightly misunderstood their homework assignment and we could not possibly love it more. 12/10

Did the earth move for you too? 😏

"Mama? What does doobie mean?" * Uhh. Where did you hear it? "It's the game. The one we were talking about this morning." *squint* "You know, doobie skating!" ... "Roller derby!"

Okay, which one of you lunatics bought my 5yo a light up flying boomerang ball??