Yoruichi is a periodic Escape From Tarkov player. She usually runs pistols only, and uses proximity chat to lull people into a false sense of security. She refers to it as Social Engineering: The Game.

"Well, would you rather I assaulted you while shouting, '¿¡AY CARAMBA, DÓNDE ESTÁ LA BIBLIOTECA!?' I can still make that happen if you really want it."

It was just about that time to head off and overnight on a beach in Tahiti. Don't wait up for Yoruichi's birthday.

Specifically for Cyberpunk and Terminator Verses.

Yoruichi had rigged up an aluminum pole on a stand and appeared to be ready to throw down.

"No, no, I think you should trust showerporpoise-qG82b on this one."

“I just want to make an omelet.”

"You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers! I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet!"

"You know the movie White Men Can't Jump? '92, not '23. You could make something similar called Shinigami Can't Withstand G's."

"So, was anyone going to tell me I was in Marvel Rivals, or...?"

"Hey there, demons; it's me: ya boy."

Yoruichi was definitely adding secretly fleece-lined pants and leggings to her shop inventory in the Seireitei.

𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐌𝐄 , 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐈𝐊𝐔 - 𝐒𝐀𝐍 ! ᯓᡣ𐭩 #MVRP , #BLEACHRP

"That sounds like an incredibly smart, sassy, beautiful-titted bitch that said that."

Putting away the ice cream where it could be easily found in the local freezer, Yoruichi returned with a cold glass of water and handed it over. "Well, at least it looks like I'm not gonna have to hold your hair back. Good."

She let it happen, before giving a head pat and taking away the container and spoon in a light but decisive way. "I meant when you wake up. You'll want to save some for then: sugar will help with a hangover. You need anything else right now? Water? Pillow?"

Yoruichi put a blanket over Tatsuki. "Have some more ice cream then. It'll help."

"What you should be asking yourself is: why settle for just red flags, when you can have *infrared* flags?"

"Have you ever really thought about how a pair of reject Planeteers made 11th Division completely non-combat effective in two or three hours without even using anything as strong as Shikai?"

"You!... The one who is moving now! Experience Bij."

"You know, Heisenberg in Resident Evil 8 is really just Metal Kisuke."

"Show me your motivation."

"Be chill, young homie. I'm merely clowning on you. For your good sportsmanship, I shall give you a rare and treasured prize."

"Only someone foolish would ask the Grim Reaper something like, 'Was I good?' Have the confidence and self-respect to be assertive. You should give a proper one-liner instead like, 'You're early,' or 'Can't you see I'm busy? Fuck off.'"

"Come on guys, he's just shook up a little. You would be too if you'd been dead for years."

"You're not '80s enough to make it in this world, son."

ㅤ「 ㅤ 　　　　　　𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐒 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　」 • #BLEACHRP #MVRP • Adult muse and mun • NO MINORS!

ㅤ 𝕿𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝓛𝐢𝐞𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒎 𝒂𝒔 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 ; ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ; ᴅᴀɴɴʏ.⠀ #𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗣 #𝗠𝗩𝗥𝗣 ㅤ

#BLEACHRP | #MVRP | #SKYRP

"Tits or cheeks~?" Yoruichi chimed, as though she were sing-songing 'trick or treat'. Yet thusly her face turned cheery, while thou pondered, weak and weary Over any solving the riddle of bosom and posterior—

"Let's not suppose, let's find out."

"Tch. I can't believe nobody's ever said, 'They're taking the Hime to Aizengard!' before."

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ❝ 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 , 𝐰𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐞 . ❞ ᅠ ᅠ

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒎.

"If you want to save someone, you can count with me." Semi-canon portrayal of Yasutora Sado from Bleach. Epilogue version, 28-year-old boxing champion. SFW/NSFW RP *Temporary pinned*

┏ 鉄 ❝ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɪ ᴀᴍ? ❞ 漿 ────·:*¨✧¨*:·──── 蜻 ― 【 🅥🅘🅢🅞🅡🅔🅓】｡･:*˚ 蛉 ೃ⁀✦ ʟɪsᴀ ʏᴀᴅōᴍᴀʀᴜ ┛ ↺ & ♡ ~

ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ❝𝑰 𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒚, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒂 𝒃𝒐𝒘 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝒂𝒕 𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒘.❞ #bleachrp | #mvrp ㅤ

𝙸 𝚊𝚖 “𝚎” 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙴𝚇𝙿𝙻𝙾𝙳𝙴!

A Bleach Dualmuse; "Made in U.S.A. 9781455841653"; Dropshipped by Starchaser Pull up a chair. I definitely do cross-overs, I love OCs, ships are in their own verses, etc. Low Activity Muses here [Shinji Hirako & Ayame Hirako] apocalyptahirak0s.carrd.co#hirakos Tags: #BLEACHRP / #MVRP / #AnimeRP

Yoruichi happened to be the perfectly average height for a Japanese woman, thank you.

Apparently it was a dressed up kind of day.

"Don't panic yet. Stay calm until we know what's going on, then we'll panic."

Yoruichi Sketch

striking ⚡ #Bleach

#yoruichi #bleach