I do love AI sometimes. I asked it how many Royal flypasts the King has witnessed in his lifetime.

Ah, the world of Data Engineering...

Anybody else going to see Janet Jackson's only UK gig in August? I'm not entirely sure I want to be on my own in a field with 30,000 people I don't know! Yes, that's not exactly being on my own, but you know what I mean!

I prefer this darker Enid Blyton.

Should be Jean Luc Pi-Canard. #amirite #StarTrek

Went to the park with my boys. Saw a fire burning. Was wondering whether to report it, but then a fire engine turned up. Then a police officer wandered over and said we'd been identified as starting bin fires today! I burst out laughing! Didn't expect that line at all.

Smart watch: "Exercise detected. It seems you've been trying to break your neck putting things up in the loft."

Until a couple of minutes ago, this was still in its cellophane wrapper. Never opened. Seems to be pretty rare! #Philips #CDi #RetroGaming

A 3 year journey of tinkering and not electrocuting myself! #retrogaming #crt #tv bpharoah.co.uk/philips-disc...

I saw something one evening this week I can't explain. It flew over the road, over the car and off into the distance. It looked like nothing I've ever seen before. My friend saw it too, and we spent the next few minutes shouting "WTF was that?!" I'm sure there's a sensible explanation... 🛸

Every few months I revisit this lovely Philips Discoverer TV in the hope I can finally repair it. I'm getting the urge again now! If only I knew what I was actually doing. #retrogaming #crt

Not sure if it qualifies or not, but I think it's brilliant! @sellingamirror.bsky.social

What a haul! #ZX81 #retrogaming

This week I have learnt that if you play Super Mario songs in meetings, it makes you really happy. It also prevents you from actually concentrating on the meeting because you're just bopping along to the music instead!

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

"High Resolution Graphics" - bless! #Atari

Today I discovered the Kevin Bacon Number. And now I've mentioned it, you will find yourself Googling it too...

Finally ordered some more storage for the man cave. Planned where it would go, measured everything up and hit buy. Now I've realised that the presence sensor will have to be moved, and the other unit will completely block my access to the side of the TV where all the cables plug in!

Re-watched Caprica recently. Such a crying shame that didn't get a second season. Then I had to re-watch Blood & Chrome. Now I have to re-watch all of Battlestar Galactica! Love it!

Went to the Retro Computer Festival @computinghistory.org.uk today. What a great bunch of people and an awesome array of retro computers. If you zoom in on this picture, you can just about make out my name on the high score for the floor is lava game on the Dragon computer. Won myself a badge!

Loved the bonkers Philips VG5000!

I don't want to go all humbug, but maybe, just maybe, I'd hate Christmas a lot less if it didn't start in August. Should be a total ban on even saying the word before December. Once every four years like the World Cup, to avoid burnout, would be good too.

"It can be lonely in Liverpool on a Saturday night, and it's only Thursday morning!"

Next message, let's pretend it's still before 12pm...

What do we think? My guess is Street Fighter and Dan Dare II? So, #ZXSpectrum ?

Oh no! All those things I said I'd do on Monday are going to catch up with me tomorrow!

Well I thought it was funny...

I demand that it is not Monday tomorrow.

I don't have an Acorn Electron, but I felt I had to grab this. It's in lovely condition. I'm pretty sure I have this on cassette for the Atari too somewhere. #retrogaming

I *WILL* fix it! #crt #tv #retrogaming

Okay, so it's something a bit more than tuning in a channel. But, this is serious progress as it's been a year since I managed to last get it to turn on. #Philips #Discoverer #CRTV #retrogaming Yes, I have adjusted the brightness and contrast since taking this picture!

Does anyone know how to fine tune the channels on a Philips Discoverer TV? Just needs a little tweak! #retrogaming

I've just had a sudden 30-year flashback to my University days, and I now realise that the maths lecturer was just like Pops from #RegularShow ! The statistics lecture involving a coin, where he innocently talked about tossing and getting good head will forever stay with me...

Just remembered that I washed all the bedding, and now I have to remake the beds.

I'd like a really dull and completely uneventful week next week please.

Both my knees are in agony after climbing up and down Snowdon, yet I've just given my seat up to somebody else on a packed train because I'm too bloody nice. Send good karma my way!

What a world we live in, where you can still get a 4G signal on a mountain!

Decided it would be fun to hook my #Atari 800XL up to my monitor last night. It wasn't! Got a picture, but no sound. So I hooked it up to my portable monitor instead. That worked. Then I spent ages trying to get a game to load from tape. Once loaded, it was rubbish! I love #retrogaming !

Kids screaming. Dogs barking. Seagulls screeching. Motorbikes roaring. There really is so much noise pollution these days. It's enough to send you round the twist. And the seagulls really do need to bugger off back to the sea. Clue's in the name you daft birds.

Have I got a wee cough? No, I've got a week off!

Just seen someone selling an original #Atari 2600 console. Except they've attached a large lightbulb to it and called it a lamp. Why? Why would you do this?!

I like to dig this out from time to time. This *never* fails to make me laugh! www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI0o...

I don't know why, but the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy gods are telling me to wear my Magrathea weather forecast shirt tomorrow. Found myself quoting Hitchhiker's a couple of times while out on a walk this evening.

Sometimes when you smack a fly with one of those electronic swatters, the fly just disappears, and then reappears a few minutes later. I swear they get teleported elsewhere in the house.

Just wasted 2 hours of my time trying to put a cheap gazebo up I found in the shed. I've done a shocking job, and it's ripped to shreds, but it's staying there now until the weather destroys it! I'm probably also sunburnt to a cinder for good measure.

No spoilers, but I think seeing an #Atari Vader console in #StrangeNewWorlds might just be the best thing ever! #StarTrek #retrogaming

It would be nice if Paramount now decided that #StrangeNewWorlds should continue for another couple of seasons. Chuck in a movie too! #StarTrek

It's "Rub it in Lee's Face Day" at work today, and I'm not even there. I can't even remember why we invented this day!

Several years ago, I woke up with double-vision. It didn't go away, and when I got it checked out, it turned out the nerve controlling one of my eye's muscles wasn't working properly. I was tested for MG. Thankfully negative. Genuinely scared the life out of me. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis...