Same

Every “eating on a budget” vid: “You can practically survive off of bread, eggs, and apples” Which sucks for my celiac, ovum-allergied, malus domestica rashy ass.

Notice that he didn’t deny that they used Signal, which is a federal crime?

Naming your child “Gunner” is begging them to be an unironic muscle queen or a school shooter.

2024 Most republican baby girl names: “Oakleigh” “Oaklee” “Oakley” “Oaklynn” Just tell us you got knocked up at the lake, you don’t have to burden your daughter like that

At a certain point in a celebrity’s life, people only ever refer to them with a photo at age 28.

Spice World 🥰

Uzo Aduba is one of the best actresses of our time

The security guard at work (M60s) sent a “you up 😘” text to my coworker (F21) at 3AM on Sunday. Baby. Honey. What?! The fuck?!?? did you think was gonna happen? Fired. Immediately

FERAL! For the first time in PVD, the no phones dancefloor meets a smoking bar (toke up babes). Tonight at 10, Dancing Cats! Tickets are running low 😘

Temu is coming for Lexi’s gig

i feel crazy

Two words I never want to read again: calorie deficit

Left or right, asking for a friend

Boycotting a bar because they removed a nicety is wild. They don’t charge a cover, so they no longer provide your first water free. I think we can all handle that 🙄 They’re also still not charging performers for water either.

I should get better about jewelry

I ran in heels last night and totally forgot My calves are veil rn.

Sipping my fourth coffee: why am I so on edge today

Trump released some mind-blowing stuff www.archives.gov/research/jfk...

“You don’t want them to win but you still follow them?” STFU ITS A TV SHOW

Thinking someone is hot and then seeing their taste in men 😅🤢😰

Blazing Beauties pics dropped

Blazing Beauties pics dropped

Ran out of food so I took a bunch of edibles. Can’t tell how hungry you are when you’re scared.

Chatterbox Jazz Club in Indianapolis is the place to be! Be certain you stop by and support them! chatterboxjazz.com

I thought this was Mermaids 2

And you know what, I fuckin ate with these

Before and after: Sometimes I just like to have a nice poster for the shows I’m in.

Can’t read “Certified Lover Boy” without finishing the sentence 😬

All the new pop divas are turning it out and it feels like the legends are phoning it in?

Dear straight men: “Would you still love me if I were a worm?” “As long as I can be the early bird” Thank me later.

Is there a half decent meme account on BSKY or what?

Tea sis

I reconstituted 4 year old glitter after it dried out and it’s literally my favorite 😭 today is a good day

Lighting a joint the second I lock the door at work

In Cork: Someone in Boston told me to ask about the bitch that pisses through her tights? Ashima: You’ve got to narrow it down, there’s a load of them 💀💀💀

Visiting friends in New York

Why the Boston @amtrak.com station has one 40” screen in a football field sized lobby is beyond me

Has he always looked like that

Is anyone working with the name “Fanny Fingers” or what

To the flight attendant: sorry you saw pole 🥲

I am?

Uhhh hbd ig?

This is the one

When puss comes to shove

Something special about meeting someone one day and realizing that you can see their close friends story the next

Wilde in Cork — Krystal and The Queers is THEEEE show to see in Ireland, all tea

Correct