£5 cups of coffee can get in the dog damned ocean

Every other planning objection on everything I work on is "I object. Traffic is going to increase. Simple journeys that should take 5 minutes end up taking 20" Just so close to getting it but these people are so stupid they stack it at the finish line.

Don't make me go to work tomorrow :(

Xcode hijacking markdown files all the bloody time drives me mad

It’d be great if I could trust any of the 450 people that work for my company to not completely shit the bed on any minor administrative task in my absence.

I had to go to the other pool bc my one was inexplicably shut and so got a side of gaslighting that £5.60 is an appropriate price for swimming and that I’ve been getting away with a senior discount to £2.55 at the other one.

Ok well I hate new macOS bubbly nonsense

Queued in Curry’s for a full 8 minutes of aggressive upselling at the older guy ahead of me

The media here breathlessly lead reporting every fascist development in the US is really quite insufferable.

10 days off work. Yes bitch, yes. 👏

Good investment buying some goggles with an element of vision correction. Just enough to make anyone >= 6 hotter.

I’m on annual leave next week. Weather’s not entirely looking hiking-compatible

Apple: “Look how good our phone cameras take pictures of minorities and marginalized groups” Also Apple: “We’d like to present the world’s most powerful bigot an award.”

I like the orange but will I be replacing my iPhone 13 mini? No.

So what you're saying is you freed up all the space in the phone, then didn't fill it with battery. 🙄🚮 #apple

If you like cute well-designed puzzle games Chants of Sennaar is 33% off on Steam today, strongly recommended

I’m normally an eye roll at the middle of Lidl but a 1.5m ficus for £15 is hard to say no to. Garden centre would want like £80+. All I had to do was embarrass myself with it at the self checkout.

Garmin Connect has (on the web) a ‘trim activity’ function. Finally I don’t have to abandon traces for a thing I forgot to stop the watch on for an hour after

My new sleeping-with-things-in-my-mouth era begins.

We really need to see trousers modelled by people who have an ass because how am I supposed to know if these will fit with your stick flat-ass model.

‘No fate except what we make’ says film franchise repeatedly dedicated to the grim inevitability of Skynet

3.4 trillion USD company everyone

There’s a CoPilot toggle in the Outlook iOS app, but if you turn it off it just turns back on again the next day. Why give the toggle? Why even bother, you jerks.

They’re going to roll out a bunch of PowerBI at work. OP bisexuals on the loose

In ever ongoing enshittification, Audible demands cookies upon every opening but will not save any element of the response bar full acceptance, presumably so you eventually give up and just accept all and whoops there goes all your personal data.

Tell you what, Hank Green is ageing like a fine wine.

If you have 8 weeks or so to spare, try taking the Bakerloo line somewhere!

And I'm now on the new Godot Asset Store. One step closer to greatness https://store-beta.godotengine.org/asset/smalltown2kt/marine-marks/

I started watching a film but it’s apparently nonlinear narrative and I hate that. Really these things need trigger warnings for this M Night bullshit.

I bought some grapes, but they are a but mushy :(

I bought brioche because it was on offer and I had forgotten how much I like brioche 🥖 🍞 🥯 #bread

Finished Oblivion (finally)

For some inexplicable reason the pool has more reduced opening hours on BH Monday than even a Sunday

Langley: Slough for people who can’t accept they live in Slough.

I'm so planning-pilled that I can't ever not read "SSRI" as "SSSI"

Yay my asset submission was approved https://godotengine.org/asset-library/asset/4238 #godot

A £400 tax refund? Don’t mind if I do

Increasingly rammed at the pool this morning. Bodes ill for return to term time.

First Godot Asset Library asset pack in the queue 🎉

“99% of [Starbucks] coffee is ethically sourced” … giant company really got me wondering about that 1%

The 1400 Portsmouth train at Waterloo was “cancelled due to extreme weather”. Umm, what?

To the dentist once more. What fun for a Saturday to have someone elbow deep in your face! (Derogatory)

Person using a paper ticket on an Oyster card reader, are you fucking stupid? 🙃

I miss running BOINC on my computer

Sweaty ass (derogatory) outside

23degC at 2300. Cool cool cool cool cool. … No wait; the opposite.

The thing I wasn’t prepared for in life is how the vague structural oddities about my body just all waited until I was 40 then suddenly weaponised themselves like Russian sleeper agents being activated

What if I just emptied my bank account into my dentist’s tho?

This bus has no AC. It’s only a glass greenhouse driving round in the sun all day; probably no need to spec that.

It won't stop being wild to me that I can get a bus from Kingston all the way to Dorking for £1.75 or Guildford for £3. £3 bus cap folks, go ride a bus.