One of the discord servers I’m in cooked up a Jarthur streamer au and it was very tasty so I had to draw it #ihaveyoureyes #jarthur #nsfwart

HEY!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE DOING ALL THAT #ihaveyoureyes

back from important meeting and have to do a followup meeting in the morning. say something gay to me for my troubles pleasepraise.me/xwwnlvfrvv

hey. don't cry. arthur getting awful beardburn from noel going down on him, okay?

"it's awkward trying to make a gender neutral version of 'good boy'" i have a pretty easy solution to that actually! turn around and lift your hair away from your neck for me real quick?

Most ppl don't touch themselves to holding hands but you do you bro #ihaveyoureyes #jarthur

the more emotionally devastating a narrative is to me personally the more i need to write about the characters getting put in stupid 3cchi scenarios

on its own the concept of a priest doesn't really get me going- i lack the background to cross those wires, i can count on one finger the number of times i've step foot in a catholic church- but oh man do fictional ones always get written with the exact Issues i love to prod at. it must be said

i remember last movie i know you can swallow quite a bit without choking

a lot of people lately have been getting really close to writing the specific flavor of noel fucking arthur that i've been craving but not quite. and i certainly could try and write it. but if i did it would almost definitely be another thing that i refuse to post which i'm not looking to increase

i've been yearnposting a lot but i would be so fucking unproductive if i actually did get what i want. i haveto keep my benefits i can't be giving anybody the power to puppybrain me even more often than i already am rn. even if i do deserve treats & headpats for doing all this

giggling twirling my hair etc

movie crews have good boys AND dollies?!?!?!?! I GOTTA GO

i need to see clive get hit with a divorce for both analytical and sexual purposes

[taking a long drag of my nothing] having a vampire i occasionally feed, telling it to bite my arm this time instead of my neck (i only say it's bc it's easier to hide the resulting wound, not bc i get too horny), only to find that getting to watch it is a thousand times worse for me,

currently testing out concept of "positive affirmations in the form of selfcest"

queerpuptonic

>GETS SO EXCITED >CLICKS >IT'S OBJECTHEADS

i keep having to watch asks get wasted on the funnyfolk i follow that would be ideal for me

t4t frenrey for the enlightened mind

we need to do everything in our power to fuck that hand

oh my god that's three in a row all named julie I'M SO SICK OF YOU .

i have a lot on my plate (washing my bedsheets) tomorrow but i would LIKE to draw some sex. if fate allows it

EVERY TIME I BLOCK A HORNY WOMAN WITH A BRAND NEW ACCOUNT THAT LIKES ALL MY POSTS THE LITERAL INSTANT THEY GO UP ANOTHER ONE TAKES HER PLACE. STOPPPPPPPPPP

how large of a city would i have to go to in order to actually have access to a kink club

very targeted First Podcast Episode I Listen To In The New Year

i would like to be actively & directly lusted after by a cherished individual again in the new year but i'm not gonna go out of my way for it bc i have much higher priorities like "progressing on my creative endeavors" and "making sure i won't starve" and "cure all mental illnesses"

whatever

i'm not gonna be the bf of a brand new barebones account and especially not when it's a straight woman

in a good & just world i would be getting bully rubs when tha year roll over (roll over?!) but instead a tiny spot on my nose is twitching and it's weirdddddd

i hope 2 draw more pussy next year

EHEHE....

👈 the uppy

i need to figure out how people make dolls so i can make a Me If I Was A Dolls. not just like customizing an existing doll i have yet to see a commercial male doll that doesn't irk me

i deserve infinite pats & treats for not throwing cars at people all the time i'm such a good boy for that honestly

is gay sex possible

GUH💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

can i pplease stop having a migraine long enough to draw something sillyfluffygay

porning that little green die has similar vibes to me as porning cl1ckcl4ck which is of course to say that i find it badass

i haven't put much thought into it until very very recently bc a lot of it is kinda just the natural progression of things like how invested i got in ultkl. but it's been kinda fun and interesting going from just a robotfucker to wanting to Be a robot

aww that's so cutes*looks back up at my computer where i was just watching a rant about ai slop* A,

how much better would my life be if i wasn't afraid of sexWell ok that's not entirely accurate it's more like "too hypervigilant to let anybody close enough that i'd feel comfortable having sex with them without the anonymity of the internet & distance to shield me first" and "too autistic"

letting myself get mildly annoyed for the sake of trying to socialize like a "normal" "person". yuo should pet me for my troubles pleasepraise.me/xwwnlvfrvv

i need noel to do things

there are some dudes with really cute moans in this world

Merry (belated) Christmas, Jarthur nation.

i want to draw rag of the and pomnegranate sex so badly but then i remember looking in the tag and how overwhelmingly jaxful it is in there scares me all over again

i don't know when my brain's going to cooperate with me on writing again (or if it'll let me write about anything besides rv when this does happen) but just so u know. i will have a very important mission ahead of me when i do