a lot of snow headed our way, which means our mics will be out in the elements to record for an upcoming episode (fingers crossed for a good record and no damage) — stay safe y'all and listen to ambience #dcwx #snowstorm #snow

i was sure there was a Scud Lite vending machine (from the scud the disposable assassin comic) but i couldn't find anything online to prove that i wasn't making it up -- long story short i found it in "solid gold bomb"

so i had a baguette that i only half-finished and it was rock hard by next morning so i added scrambled eggs, onions, cheese, various salted cured meats, and left in the fridge for 24 hours then baked the **** out of it. yay mini-strata

princess jasmine shouldn't have ever trusted a man whose solution for trouble is jumping off the roof

Vermont in the 90s was a cozy place to get crunk — instructive to think of our mildly lawless parties as partly trap house and ski lodge. There would be a water pipe just feet from a crackling fire, someone in flannel knitting a scarf⁠. New ambience (PG-13ish) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u...

my wife just confessed that she forgot about dre

if you're looking for something informative to distract from current (********) events check out the open yale civil war course with professor david blight. it's not heavy battlefield stuff and the professor sounds like indiana jones. great stuff podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

like everyone else wanting to display their music aptitude by posting pictures of their vinyl... today it's Nine "Lyin' King" ... off the album Cloud 9 which got 2.5 mics in the source. a crime for an album including a smooth da hustlah track, bounty killer, and 4 chicken wings and rice. 4 mics easy

needing something to power me through the rest of laundry #czarface

i don't know if there's a proper way for a cat to sleep, but this just feels incorrect

Once, walking into a tv station bathroom, I heard a toilet flush, and a colleague walked out of the stall holding his bag of Chipotle.  These are folks you could stand to listen to less, in your life. Turn off commercial news, turn on something else. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u...

not a fan of traditional news sources? you don't have to listen to them. listen to a box fan instead and ignore the assholes podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u...

how cooked are we on a scale of 1 to yes? save that question for some other time and listen to a recording of a thunder storm from inside a domed grill (our july 4 episode) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u...

i feel like everyone on bluesky got a lego gameboy for xmas

needing something loud at the end of the workday

The Gorton's Fisherman — Year One

as we pack up the christmas tree for next year... i'm not sure if i loathe losing access to egg nog more than being able to randomly sing in the grocery stores without folks thinking i'm an asshole

i should not live this close to a record store — picked up some fave singles from terminator x and nine

New Years Eve — avoid this evening's Anderson Cooper and platform-specific lip-synching. Get to bed early and bring along the sounds of a Southern Vermont snowy gale. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u... #happynewyear #nye

have the night off and catching up on games everyone in my feed has been talking about

the snow is coming to this week's ambience episode (hopefully by mid-week) — we're headed to the northeast for a quiet reverie of falling white stuff

going to start the new year's desk vignette with green — hoping to get the attention of the good luck gods or karma fairies or whatever mythical sprites might smile on droll attempts at good fortune via hero colors. (nvm the characters are doom-coded)

spinning mf doom special blends on my new player! my wife totally spoiled me this holiday

catch one more christmas movie on the way to dreamland — three vintage films and three trailers for some dud *** xmas movies. perspective of recording from the projection booth. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u... #happyholidays

i haven't watched much tv this year but are ai built ads running as much on regular tv as the football-cast on netflix this afternoon?

i got my wife an mf doom hoodie for christmas

i swear whomever invented the modern home printer will be in bolge 10, 8th circle. (if dante's construction exists).. tried to print out a proof of late xmas present and the printer sucks every ****** sheet in at once; jams, and now isn't communicating anymore.

need some help clearing out the dancing sugar plums? curb the overnight excitement with a greyhound bus to your hometown or wherever (and carry along a 40 tucked in your jeans for me) open.spotify.com/episode/2Mgw... #christmaseve #ambience #merrychristmas

need something obnoxiously chris cringle? spend some time in santa's workshop pre-RPG. based on the opening of #scrooged open.spotify.com/episode/3gSK... #christmas #happyholidays

hiding from all of the festive noise

if your are needing box fan noise in your ears right now but still want pre-christmas festive podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u... #jinglebells #boxfan #christmas

If you see a White Castle, even if you’re not hungry, you go. It doesn’t matter how New Jersey you think your destination in New Jersey is — you can’t count on White Castle being there. new ambience episode is a love letter to the steamy slider podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u... #whitecastle

discussing a bunch of santa physics (cannon?) with the youngest. did santa ever leave me coal as a child? what does coal look like? can we use the coal to cook hot dogs this summer? #merrychristmas (photo from a recent trip to hershey gardens)

"hey hon, how hungry are you on a scale of 1 to hungry?" is not a good way to smooth it over with annoyed at me for some reason partner

dj ztrip released a sick hip-hop flavored xmas mix if anyone wants to get in the spirit ztrip.bandcamp.com/album/z-trip...

having a tabletop roll

ok i updated the autumnal reverie cover bc my first attempt was some dog****... in any case — relive autumn with a cover that's not as dog**** podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u...

it's stressful enough on Earth — take a mental break off world on the bridge of the USS Enterprise youtu.be/aNRxEUl-KmQ?... #startrek #ambience

This week’s Christmas at the movies episode includes:
 • Zack Snyder-ish Rudolph
• John McClane at Dulles • A Fall River, Massachusetts appliance warehouse jingle • Santa in space
• Santa drowning in snow and happy holidays. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u... #christmasmovies #christmas

santa hid some gifts for the kids in our closet and i accidentally dropped my old knee wrap in with a new care bear — kinda tempted to leave it

working on a new christmas movie theater episode and including fave christmas commercials from my childhood... and a random 1990 warehouse store ad from fall river, massachusetts. the nate lyons jingle will be stuck in all you ******** heads if i have anything to say about it!!

the Zen Fidget Board is up and ready to envelope and send you to sleep with the right amount of postage open.spotify.com/episode/4iho... #drift #zen #ambience

i know it's old news...but I would like to be invited to the pop tart bowl

the zen fidget board! another overly-produced (in photoshop) episode cover. the zen fidget board is coming to spotify and apple podcasts this weekend!

i gave up drinking so long ago and i still occasionally get phantom hangovers

if you need to just stare out of a window — sharing this again: an 8-hour visual ambience of changing heartland-ish landscapes. Not many folks caught it the first time, but I’ve always liked how the patterns shift, so thought I’d give it a second run youtu.be/NC5mst9rZus?... #airplane #ambience

if i had a time machine and an ebay account

unapologetically

if anyone needs an alt xmas apple music playlist music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

looking to get into the holiday or winter spirit? we're heading back to a snowy 1968 in Vermont for a chorus performance at Norwich University (my dad's voice is singing in there somewhere). podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u... #christmas #norwichuniversity