need to tune out the world, but make it basketball? fill out some brackets or just enjoy the sounds of a gymnasium open.spotify.com/episode/3lAm... #marchmadness #basketball #ambience

i think scrapple is the most delicious thing i have eaten that i absolutely do not want to know the backstory of

needing a pick-me-up today and paula abdul is who i'm calling upon

we've gone to france! spend the overnight outside a hotel ledge in Sète. bien sur! (heh sorry); tune out the world. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u... #france #mediterranean

♫ stand by your gland ♫

i constantly sing the "bring out the hellmans" jingle even though i'm a miracle whip man

my cat is a teenager

diamonds and squirrels

listening to jazzanova, playing balatro, riding an exercise bike in whatever the **** escapism this **** is

i bet if a meteor was 4 months from decimating us we would still act the way we do...

take a chill prop plane flight over heartland shapes, framed by skies of blue — fly away in our new (on spotify) visual ambience open.spotify.com/episode/6htz... #airplane #ambience

muppet-legged bastard

back in my day we had to reset all of the clocks in the house... waking up late (as far as the clock is concerned) with J Dilla

tune out anxiety with a rain shower — take a break under a lean-to and drift away podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u... #rain #drift #ambience

forget about our dystopia by hanging out in a ridley scott dystopia! chill with Deckard at the noodle spot from blade runner open.spotify.com/episode/0uZR... #blaserunner #ambience

i think my kid is ****ing up the dishwashing on purpose.

digital rain for a rainy day, or sunshiney... visual ambience up on spotify open.spotify.com/episode/0fwn...

need respite from empire? take a break with the empire on a boring star destroyer cruise (before the events of empire strikes back). tune out, man (or woman... or Exogorth) open.spotify.com/episode/0diZ... #starwars #ambience

take a break, ignore the world — new ambience episode is a bright and cheery hotel house cleaning affair for 9 hours podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u... #ambience #relax

oh you guilty pleasure — new blackpink is a cd in a yearbook ... happy friday!

there's no reason to watch it. instead unwind on Appledore instead. sunmertime recording (2025) from the isle of shoals — igore the world. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u...

ignore the snow by listening to snow ambience paired with 1977 blizzard coverage and drifting notes - new ambience episode! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u... #blizzard #snow

in this week's episode i divulge an intrusive memory of an elevator ride where I felt alone enough to stop fighting a fart…

if anyone was wondering how my kpop obsession has been going

"i think the whole world has lost it's brain..." and unfortunately i no longer drink (can't "drink away the pain") — blasting my #2 favorite hiphop album on a rainy thursday #mobbdeep

Besides selling chocolate and flowers, Valentines Day seems designed to exasperate loneliness and force wide one’s wallet. Whatever, Happy Valentines! We're back in the theater for the vintage romcom His Girl Friday (1940). New ambience episode! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u... #happyvalentines

Sgt. Pepper is spiritually the first No Limit record

we're headed back to the theater for valentines day, a 1940's romantic comedy and a bunch of vintage ads and trailers. coming this saturday! #valentinesday

I wanted to offer howling winds as anxiety relief. And my beloved wife interjected that I should offer calm winds for anxiety, as people might not feel calmed by rushing wind. And I was like, “CALM WINDS DON’T CALM ME!” new windy episode! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u... #wind #ambience

"somehow i flipped and became equipped with a chainsaw" ... grim 90s bangers on a friday

listening to my fave biblical comic mashups from the 90s — kingdom come on audiobook. i was worried if it could translate and i think it really does. stellar performances and great sound work (and i swear lestor holt has an uncredited role)

switched my desktop comic to gwenpool for february

guys, there's a live broadcast of high school basketball games in northern alaska on KOTZ AM — the escapism i need radio.garden/listen/kotz-...

Snow falling. Notes drifting. Recorded during last week’s snowstorm. Steady snowfall and a few drifting notes for focus or sleep. Snow drift among snow drifts. Also a brief dive into Eazy E in the show description. Join us, ignore the world. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u... #ambient #soundscape

good week for new music, new de la soul

To have a superhero subscription service in a world of war crimes and masked men kidnapping people off our streets... take a mental break in meta human los angele-ish — ep1 start screen ambience podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u... #dispatch #ambience

i miss my gall bladder sometimes

a lot of snow headed our way, which means our mics will be out in the elements to record for an upcoming episode (fingers crossed for a good record and no damage) — stay safe y'all and listen to ambience #dcwx #snowstorm #snow

i was sure there was a Scud Lite vending machine (from the scud the disposable assassin comic) but i couldn't find anything online to prove that i wasn't making it up -- long story short i found it in "solid gold bomb"

so i had a baguette that i only half-finished and it was rock hard by next morning so i added scrambled eggs, onions, cheese, various salted cured meats, and left in the fridge for 24 hours then baked the **** out of it. yay mini-strata

princess jasmine shouldn't have ever trusted a man whose solution for trouble is jumping off the roof

Vermont in the 90s was a cozy place to get crunk — instructive to think of our mildly lawless parties as partly trap house and ski lodge. There would be a water pipe just feet from a crackling fire, someone in flannel knitting a scarf⁠. New ambience (PG-13ish) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u...

my wife just confessed that she forgot about dre

if you're looking for something informative to distract from current (********) events check out the open yale civil war course with professor david blight. it's not heavy battlefield stuff and the professor sounds like indiana jones. great stuff podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

like everyone else wanting to display their music aptitude by posting pictures of their vinyl... today it's Nine "Lyin' King" ... off the album Cloud 9 which got 2.5 mics in the source. a crime for an album including a smooth da hustlah track, bounty killer, and 4 chicken wings and rice. 4 mics easy

needing something to power me through the rest of laundry #czarface

i don't know if there's a proper way for a cat to sleep, but this just feels incorrect

Once, walking into a tv station bathroom, I heard a toilet flush, and a colleague walked out of the stall holding his bag of Chipotle.  These are folks you could stand to listen to less, in your life. Turn off commercial news, turn on something else. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u...

not a fan of traditional news sources? you don't have to listen to them. listen to a box fan instead and ignore the assholes podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u...

how cooked are we on a scale of 1 to yes? save that question for some other time and listen to a recording of a thunder storm from inside a domed grill (our july 4 episode) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u...