Enjoyed reading Tom English’s review of Lord of the Rings. Especially the bit where he gives out to the hobbits for starting the bother by trying to vandalise a lovely ring.

With the Union Bears bricking it once they got to our penalty box, Danny Rohl is likely to give them a starting spot in attack next weekend.

Mooby Dick

Ben Arthur a beacon of calm tonight. Thank goodness.

Add that Maeda sclaff to death and taxes in the inevitability list.

Once again Statemrnt FC get rewarded for three days of moaning about a handball.

Looking forward to Reform FC blaming blowing a two goal lead on electoral fraud.

Beaton watched that screen with the look of a losing gambler who prays the replay will show his horse actually won.

He looks like what would happen if the Marx Brothers made a Hellraiser film.

Fairy-ox-tale debut!!

'Better Together'

Dallas will choking on his bit of sacrificed goat at the Lodge.

Pressley looking like he's in a Temu production of Slow Horses

Mandelson has long come across as a Tom Ripley-type figure in so far that to him, wealth represents admiration, respect, and a freedom from judgement and consequences.

Can't wait for the upcoming Celtic TV interview where Mike Nicholson tells Gerry that keeping Engels is, if you think about it real hard, just like a new signing.

Oh look. Someone's complaining about how hot that kitchen has got

That's so sweet, Nigel. Now go sit in the hotel room chair and wait till he's done.

Board of Peace Member leading the way.

As insipid as the Government's response to Trumps' comments have been, there should be nothing stopping them going in two-footed on this guy.

"....and then Trump Gaza City Hotel. Vladimir will come in for a share with and bankroll half the construction costs. Lukashenko and Viktor will handle Casino Security....."

I'd say if Trump shaves 20 minutes off, he has a decent Edinburgh Fringe show there.

Yvette Cooper should be calling in the US Ambassador and issuing a formal rebuke for this.

Emergency Services being called to SW1 in response to reports of an irony-meter causing a massive explosion.

Still no Celtic signings in the window! Has anyone thought of telling Brian Wilson that the SNP said buying players was a really bad idea?

Difficult to be sensible and pragmatic with an administration that sees the UK as little more than a glorified crew.

Reform‘s latest Transfer Window signing…

We seem to have a new winner of Sportscene’s Goal of the Season 1983/84

If we tolerate this, Canada’s next

The only shiny thing I want a woman to hand him is the wrong holy grail

It’s like someone went onto ChatGPT and asked for an image of the Two Ronnies as one guy.

Reform must be concerned about being labelled a Mickey Mouse party, as they’ve brought Jenrick in to paint over it.

Has Beaton left to try and get to Tynecastle in time to bail Hearts out?

I agree, Nadhim. A country that appears to reward behaviour like this is very sick indeed.

Such unbridled joy on Sportsound just now, I thought they were re-playing the Scotland Denmark game.

Waiting for the stampede from MAGA commentators asking about where this guy’s laptop is.

“….The National will go to the Lakeville Road boys. The Capri to the Corleone Family. The Sevilla Biltmore, also, but Eddie Levine of Newport will bring in the Pennino Brothers -- Dino and Eddie - for a piece…”

All this tells me is that OFCOM have told Kendall they'll do the bare minimum.

H-2-No Signings

This 'Killing Eve' Reboot looks promising

Flake News

Comparison with Madame Mao during the Cultural Revolution no longer fanciful

Face like a prison wall during a dirty protest.

He'll end up with more points for recklessness than Wilf.

Viva el Nuevo Presidente de Venezuela, ‘Donald el Junior’! El presidente (et ‘Papa Donald’) los amigos de la libertad, especialmente an Exxon mobil y BP. Snorto la Coca prohibito (El Presidente excluda)!

Wouldn’t surprise me if Dermot Desmond had Brian, Michael and the rest of the board waiting at CP until later tonight for a board meeting, after he’s finished his Saturday fourballs and Five Course lunch at Sandy Lanes.

Trump’s Interim Venezuelan Government

Wilf standing on the touchline with the demeanour of a guy stood outside a pub not realising his date's stood him up.

The next President of Venezuela may want to watch the scene with the restaurant owner in Goodfellas.

I wonder if the FIFA Peace Prize Committee (Infantino) thought about what happens in South American football stadiums after a US backed coup?