Such unbridled joy on Sportsound just now, I thought they were re-playing the Scotland Denmark game.

Waiting for the stampede from MAGA commentators asking about where this guy’s laptop is.

“….The National will go to the Lakeville Road boys. The Capri to the Corleone Family. The Sevilla Biltmore, also, but Eddie Levine of Newport will bring in the Pennino Brothers -- Dino and Eddie - for a piece…”

All this tells me is that OFCOM have told Kendall they'll do the bare minimum.

H-2-No Signings

This 'Killing Eve' Reboot looks promising

Flake News

Comparison with Madame Mao during the Cultural Revolution no longer fanciful

Face like a prison wall during a dirty protest.

He'll end up with more points for recklessness than Wilf.

Viva el Nuevo Presidente de Venezuela, ‘Donald el Junior’! El presidente (et ‘Papa Donald’) los amigos de la libertad, especialmente an Exxon mobil y BP. Snorto la Coca prohibito (El Presidente excluda)!

Wouldn’t surprise me if Dermot Desmond had Brian, Michael and the rest of the board waiting at CP until later tonight for a board meeting, after he’s finished his Saturday fourballs and Five Course lunch at Sandy Lanes.

Trump’s Interim Venezuelan Government

Wilf standing on the touchline with the demeanour of a guy stood outside a pub not realising his date's stood him up.

The next President of Venezuela may want to watch the scene with the restaurant owner in Goodfellas.

I wonder if the FIFA Peace Prize Committee (Infantino) thought about what happens in South American football stadiums after a US backed coup?

Almost inevitable that Diomande will end a player’s career at some stage, and the cowardice of officials should be amongst the reasons why.

Looks like Tavpen will need to get warmed up for the second half #ElSashico

The Celtic Board could bring some much needed levity to the situation by announcing Wilf's departure at 3:43 today.

I hadn't appreciated Nancy's skill for getting the best out of people extended to making Jim Goodwin look like Carlo Ancellotti.

A statement later tonight from Desmond Sr and Jr telling us to all wind our neck in, and that’ll be the perfect end to today I reckon.

Just watched the Mike Nicholson/Brian Wilson video and the vibes coming from the pair of them led me to expect them to announce plans for a new stadium at Cambuslang.

I’m getting the ‘Mowbray at St Mirren‘ heebie jeebies with this. Please let me be eating humble pie at 10pm..

Hope that lot don't wake Tisdale up on the way out.

Was this his tribute to Linda’s Wrestlemania X7 performance?

That lot at Ibrox should be sponsored by the Beano, given the amount of comical draws you see from them.

You could just take how Walsh dealt with what was being dealt out to Engels and still say he had a shocker.

Sympathies with the Jambo refereeing that game

Amazed that as the Budget is out unexpectedly early, Rachel Reeves isn't scheduled to have any match practice before the next one.

At the Treasury right now

McInnes looks like he handles pressure as well as a knackered boiler.

The class players will always find a way, will they not?

Ralston looks as happy facing a crossing opportunity as Lawwell does facing a supporter.

Maybe Ross Desmond will be generous enough to tell that team how to create a goal scoring chance.

“I CAN HANDLE THINGS! I’M SMART!”

Kendall Bhoy making sure that's us told.

I think the response to Harvey Barnes (or his reps) should be to thank him for putting himself forward, and he's certainly in the frame to make his debut in the first game after the World Cup.

The face turn is like when Randy Orton does it. Gets a crowd pop, but we all know they draw better as a heel.

Can the Labour Right issue a pamphlet on the rules of 9D chess, or else this will just look like they just got a pat on the head from fascists.

“We want to make it clear to the school bully that this is a one-off payment from our lunch budget, and that any extension beyond that is not in our manifesto”

(Barry Davies voice) Where, oh where, has this Scotland team been for the first hour?

The MAGAfication continues. Ignore the performances, have some more grievance culture.

When this bubble pops, there are certain folks who are going to realise they've been taken for marks, and the Trumps are then going to have to turn Mar-a-Lago into a fortress.

“Nose prints on the glass? What sort of god damned crazy story is this?”

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine your kids waiting table at our Great Gatsby themed parties for a fiver an hour"

Surprised that Desmond didn't finish his statement by thanking everyone for their attention to this matter.

A Reform UK Government still a long way away, but auditions for the UK's own Kristi Noem have begun.

Yacht a surprise!

If ‘Rohl and Mince’ isn’t on a single back page tomorrow, the Scottish Sports Editors aren’t doing the job they’re paid for.