Was this not the one who spent months claiming that a woman was being hounded to the slammer?

Realising McCowan got his contract because Celtic TV are branching out into Buddy-Cop movies

On the subject of leaving bad tastes in the mouth, Georgie Boy, what do you make of this appetiser?

I’d do a deal with Hearts and suggest Celtic get the same consequences for today as they got for the multiple occasions Neil Lennon had bother at Tynecastle.

I wonder how many "I can't have the kids over this weekend" calls ex-wives had to take over the past week.

Stopped the Tan

What would disgust me as if I was a manager was if I saw Manager of the Year go to a guy who won the sum total of hee and haw

Right. Over to Spheartsound to enjoy a bit of rage and cope.

Get the fuck off that pitch!!!!

McInnes certainly needs to feel some consequences, but there's a few in the media who have stirred things up for attention/cash/clicks who will now get the pearls out for a good clutch. www.scottishfa.co.uk/news/a-scott...

The only thing that’s clear and obvious is the pleasure all their impotent rage is giving me.

Regardless of Saturday, the debt Celtic owe this man is immense

I see the huns got their wish and the FBI will be investigating after all. Their team will be led by Eliot Ness' grandsons, Bitter, Sad and Hopeless

A thought experiment. Imagine how our esteemed pundits would behave if Martin had come out after a draw and said he was disgusted that wasn't a pen.

I guess what sticks in Tom English's craw is that he has to write copy about a hand touching a ball that isn't shaped like an egg.

Radio Clyde phoning round the unis this morning for a physics professor to come on and draw a diagram on how a ball can't travel that far off a hand.

I dont know what the masonic version of excommunication is but Beaton's apron has to be on a shoogly peg.

Tavernier surely mentioned his syrup, didn’t he?

One thing to look forward to. That Starmer and Truss podcast is going to be an absolute banger.

Seems that Starmer's words at Cabinet this morning had the same effect as Thatcher's "I fight on, I fight to win" in Paris.

Just make sure you walk a pace behind the Admiral, like a good wee fox.

Anonymous sources suggesting that Danny Rohl needs to set out a timetable for an orderly transition to a new manager.

A moment’s reflection needed as we try to work out we will cope without the summertime comedy tradition that is Rangers in Champions League Qualifying.

I hereby rename this guy 'Captain Keech'

"...and maybe the first Charles would still be with us if he had built a great ballroom...."

"And it came to pass that for five full years he bore this watch in great discomfort, keeping it in his person as one keeps a treasured burden. And when he entrusted the watch unto me, saying, "Guard this, though the way be hard". Thus did I hide this stubborn watch in myself for two years more.."

So will Goodwin have anything to say about all that obvious family voting in, erm, Budapest?

If JD Vance takes any more Ls this week, he'll become a Welsh village.

Remember when Congress Republicans were clamouring for Lloyd Austin to be removed for the crime of not telling Biden he was in hospital.

This was pretty inevitable. Things didn’t go your way? Call us at the grievance factory and we can ship an alternative immediately.

“You want deported? I’ll give it to ya”

Anas Sarwar's Edinburgh Warm Up Gig didn't go well then?

"Look what you made me do" is so on brand for that mob.

Enjoyed reading Tom English’s review of Lord of the Rings. Especially the bit where he gives out to the hobbits for starting the bother by trying to vandalise a lovely ring.

With the Union Bears bricking it once they got to our penalty box, Danny Rohl is likely to give them a starting spot in attack next weekend.

Mooby Dick

Ben Arthur a beacon of calm tonight. Thank goodness.

Add that Maeda sclaff to death and taxes in the inevitability list.

Once again Statemrnt FC get rewarded for three days of moaning about a handball.

Looking forward to Reform FC blaming blowing a two goal lead on electoral fraud.

Beaton watched that screen with the look of a losing gambler who prays the replay will show his horse actually won.

He looks like what would happen if the Marx Brothers made a Hellraiser film.

Fairy-ox-tale debut!!

'Better Together'

Dallas will choking on his bit of sacrificed goat at the Lodge.

Pressley looking like he's in a Temu production of Slow Horses

Mandelson has long come across as a Tom Ripley-type figure in so far that to him, wealth represents admiration, respect, and a freedom from judgement and consequences.

Can't wait for the upcoming Celtic TV interview where Mike Nicholson tells Gerry that keeping Engels is, if you think about it real hard, just like a new signing.